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  • #3391
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    http://nationalreport.net/assam-rape...a-begins-week/ I'll just leave it here. Still confused if it was a poor attempt at satire or the writers are really that naive.
    I am back!

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    • #3392
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      Click image for larger version Name: a8WGGBV_700b.jpg Views: 1 Size: 84.4 KB ID: 1863748

      Cheers!
      VJ
      Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
      The girl said, 'NO!'


      And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


      THE END

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      • #3393
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        Ek Ladki Film Dekhne Ke Baad,
        Galti Se Boys Hostel Mein Guss Gayi.
        Agle Din Uski Saheliyo Ne Poocha:
        Kon Si Film Dekhi?
        Ladki: Pehle Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi
        Fir Ladko Ne Bana Di Ghodi.

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        • #3394
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          Good One
          .!!!!

          Death came to a guy and said, "My friend, today is your day!"
          The guy said, "But I'm not ready!"
          Then death said, "Well, your name is the next on my list...."
          Guy: "Okay, then why don't you take a seat and I will get you something to eat before we go?"
          Death: "All right.... "
          The guy gave death some food with sleeping pills in it. Death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.....
          The guy took the list removed his name from top of the list and put it in the bottom of the list.
          When death woke up, he said to the guy, "Because you have been so very nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the list...."


          Moral: Accept whatever is written in your destiny. Destiny will never change, no matter how much you try...

          Cheers!
          VJ
          Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
          The girl said, 'NO!'


          And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


          THE END

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          • #3395
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            When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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            • #3396
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              Originally posted by Cleaner View Post
              Nice, I must be flying with my 46 kilo weight, time to find a petite girlfriend to have some fun, on the bike I mean
              this man is real royal ***

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              • #3397
                Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                Last edited by psr; 11-08-2013, 08:31 PM.
                When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                • #3398
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                  The Havardian vs the Fisherman

                  A boat is docked in a tiny Mexican fishing village.


                  A tourist complimented the local fishermen on the quality of their fish and asked how long it took to catch them.


                  "Not very long." they answered in unison.


                  "Why didn't you stay out longer and catch more?"


                  The fishermen explained that their small catches were sufficient to meet their needs and those of their families.


                  "But what do you do with the rest of your time?"


                  "We sleep late, fish a little, play with our children, and take siestas with our wives. In the evenings, we go into the village to see our friends, have a few drinks, play the guitar and sing a few songs.


                  We have a full life."


                  The tourist interrupted,


                  "I have an MBA from Harvard and I can help you!


                  You should start by fishing longer every day.
                  You can then sell the extra fish you catch. With the extra revenue, you can buy a bigger boat."


                  "And after that?"


                  "With the extra money the larger boat will bring, you can buy a second one and a third one and so on until you have an entire fleet of trawlers.
                  Instead of selling your fish to a middle man, you can then negotiate directly with the processing plants and maybe even open your own plant.


                  You can then leave this little village and move to Mexico City , Los Angeles , or even New York City!


                  From there you can direct your huge new enterprise."


                  "How long would that take?"


                  "Twenty, perhaps twenty-five years." replied the tourist.


                  "And after that?"


                  "Afterwards? Well my friend, that's when it gets really interesting," answered the tourist, laughing. "When your business gets really big, you can start buying and selling stocks and make millions!"


                  "Millions? Really? And after that?" asked the fishermen.


                  "After that you'll be able to retire, live in a tiny village near the coast, sleep late, play with your children, catch a few fish, take a siesta with your wife and spend your evenings drinking and enjoying your friends."


                  "With all due respect sir, but that's exactly what we are doing now. So what's the point wasting twenty-five years?" asked the Mexicans.


                  And the moral of this story is:
                  Know where you're going in life, you may already be there! Many times in life, money is not everything.


                  “Live your life before life becomes lifeless”

                  Cheers!
                  VJ
                  Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                  The girl said, 'NO!'


                  And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                  THE END

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                  • #3399
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                    I didn't know where else to share this, I shared it the 390 thread and I am sharing it here as well!
                    Its great stuff, definitely worth a watch.

                    When life gives you Yamaha, make it RD350 not R15. :D

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                    • #3400
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                      Once and for all!
                      Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.
                      Because everyone who passes, isn't a martyr!

                      Bullet Service Guide CBR 250R Parts Manual Fz16 service manual - https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1-...VFQmJzakk/view
                      Hero Moto Corp Bikes' Parts RE STD 350 Wiring Diagram (CI) Service Manual - Classic 350/500
                      ZMR parts - https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B-U...it?usp=sharing
                      P200NS Spares' prices - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/...taGd5R2c#gid=0

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                      • #3401
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                        A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burned.

                        The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny.

                        So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin.

                        However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks.

                        The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.

                        After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his baby face!

                        One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice.

                        He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?"

                        My darling," she replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."
                        Last edited by devils_friend; 11-08-2013, 10:43 PM.
                        The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                        Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                        • #3402
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                          Originally posted by B7ACKTHORN View Post
                          The Havardian vs the Fisherman

                          .................................................. ............................
                          And the moral of this story is:
                          Know where you're going in life, you may already be there! Many times in life, money is not everything.

                          Before you say " Money is not Everything " ...make sure you have enough of it.....
                          When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                          • #3403
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                            youtube link:                             https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCB1...ZF550FWAzfYRlw

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                            • #3404
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                              bird and motorcycle driver funny - YouTube

                              Tough gal with a rifle. Watch out before you try to pass her.

                              EDIT: I'm on my way 2 the hospital right now...
                              My neighbour's kid swallowed my 4GB memory card; and now he is busy singing all the songs on the memory card...
                              I am praying that he doesn't get 2 the video section anytime soon!
                              Last edited by Cleaner; 11-09-2013, 11:48 PM.
                              I am back!

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                              • #3405
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                                Ride safe and have fun.
                                Regards
                                Nadeem

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