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    Bear Grylls.. this guy rocks..











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      And here is my moments


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        Some of you are coming very close to getting yourselves banned for dumping your filth all over the forum.

        Kindly keep yourselves in check.
        Biking is not about what you have between your legs, its all about how well you use it!!!!!!!

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          @sumitro_d : When? Where? How? :O
          Fare thee well xBhp, All the best for being the biggest name in corporate world

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            Originally posted by prateek2210 View Post
            @sumitro_d : When? Where? How? :O
            not a big deal u too can have yours just tweet to @BCCI with #ThankYouSachin

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              Originally posted by sumitro_d View Post
              not a big deal u too can have yours just tweet to @BCCI with #ThankYouSachin
              Oh that way, No personal touch that means. I will opt out then.

              Back on Topic, welcome Mr John Khanna

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              Last edited by prateek2210; 11-14-2013, 03:16 PM.
              Fare thee well xBhp, All the best for being the biggest name in corporate world

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                A gynaecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could.
                When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynaecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the Instructor, saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade?"
                "The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark."
                After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the exhaust pipe, which I've never seen done in my entire career".😜😜


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                  Originally posted by prateek2210 View Post
                  Oh that way, No personal touch that means. I will opt out then.

                  Back on Topic, welcome Mr John Khanna

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                  Give me the link give me the link ,I wanna add this guy. ..

                  Always respect a biker no matter he's on a 100cc bike or a 1000cc one.

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                    Originally posted by prateek2210 View Post
                    Back on Topic, welcome Mr John Khanna
                    Mr Mercedes who drives a Hyundai is back in action!

                    Also, did he do a burnout in a FWD car?
                    Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.
                    Because everyone who passes, isn't a martyr!

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                      Originally posted by Divya Sharan View Post
                      Mr Mercedes who drives a Hyundai is back in action!

                      Also, did he do a burnout in a FWD car?
                      it is possible to do a burnout with a FWD.. but isn't the i20 a RWD??
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                        Originally posted by rreneav1987 View Post
                        it is possible to do a burnout with a FWD..
                        FWD = Front Wheel Drive. Now tell me how is it possible?

                        but isn't the i20 a RWD??
                        What? When did it happen? And how? Engine aage aur power peeche?
                        Bold me doubts!
                        FWD wala doub cleared. Thanks Snehith bhai.
                        Link - http://m.wikihow.com/Do-a-Burnout

                        EDIT - Lets take it over PM.
                        Last edited by Divya Sharan; 11-14-2013, 07:07 PM.
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                        Because everyone who passes, isn't a martyr!

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                        ZMR parts - https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B-U...it?usp=sharing
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                          He's got them movez....

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                          VJ
                          Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                          The girl said, 'NO!'


                          And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                          THE END

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                            I am pained to see so many OTs and irrelevant posts here..... the purpose of this thread is lost, and may soon be even blocked....We seem to have lost our perspective and respect for other thread visitors ,who will be equally sore at seeing all these.....
                            Let us be SELF DISCIPLINED , instead of some one else censuring us
                            When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                              5 years old boy :-
                              I Love u Mom.
                              MoM :- Awww ! I Love u Too..


                              16 years Old Boy: I Love u Mom.
                              MoM :- Sorry ! I Have No Money...


                              25 years Old Boy :- I Love u Mom.
                              Mom :- Kon hai ? Kahan rehti hai wo kamini ?


                              Moral : Maa Sab Janti hai

                              But Atom bomb is

                              35 yr old man : mom I love you ..
                              Mom : pehle hi bola tha woh chudel se shadi mat kar na...
                              The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

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                                Off topic noob alert
                                What does OT mean..?

                                Written in a railway toilet...

                                Upar mat Dekhio ..
                                Upar mat dekhio warna kuch ban jaayega . ..

                                Man looks above and reads ..

                                Ban gaya na chu##ya
                                Always respect a biker no matter he's on a 100cc bike or a 1000cc one.

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