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Hilarious!!
"Sex sells & it was never overrated " - Me

Corporate honchos: hope everyone understands Hindi

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Sharmaji ke khet ke tamatar bahot laal hote the.

Padosan ne puccha to sharmaji ne kaha - Madam me roz subah aadha nangaa ho ke paani 🚿deta hu, isi liye sharm se laal ho gaye...!

Padosan ne bhi apne khet me aisa hi kiya.... Tamatar to laal nahi hue, par baigan lambe ho gaye.

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WHY PARENTS SHOULD NOT TEXT...

Mom: Hi! Son, what does IDK, LY, & TTYL mean?
Son: I Don't Know, Love You, & Talk To You Later.
Mom: It's ok, don't worry about it...I'll ask your Sister, Love you too.!

*****

Mom: Son, your grandmother passed away an hour ago..LOL!!
Son: How is that funny, mom?
Mom: What do you mean, Peter...surely it is not funny!
Son: Mom, LOL means: Laugh Out Loud!
Mom: Oh, No! I thought it meant: Lots Of Love...I'll have to call everyone back and explain!

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There was a girl who lusted after a man. She wanted him. He asked her out for a date. He was to come to pick her up at 7pm on Saturday. At 6 55pm she felt that she had to fart.

She did not want to fart in the house because she knew that it would smell and she did not want to have the man think that she had a stinky house.

The fart was balled up in her intestines. It hurt. She had to fart. She developed a quick plan.

When he walked her to the car he would open her door. She would fart while he walked aroud the car to his door. She would open the car window and fan all of the 'offensive' gas out of the car before he got in.

The man arrived at 7pm, walked her to the car and opened the door as planned. When she got in she farted, a very loud BRAAAAAAT. She opened the window and waved her hands to fan the smell out. She was comfortable.

The man got in, indicated to the back seat and said, 'Oh, by the way, I want to introduce you to my parents. They are going to eat with us'.

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Robert was sitting in a bar looking thoroughly miserable. After a while the customer at the next table said, "Excuse me, but you look really depressed. What's the problem?"

"You may well ask," sighed Robert. "I'll tell you what the problem is. My mother died in March and left me 10,000 dollars."

"Gee, thats tough," said the customer sympathetically.

"Then in April," continued Robert, "my father died, leaving me 50,000 dollars."

"Im real sorry to hear that," said the customer. "Losing two parents in two months - no wonder youre depressed."

"And last month, added Robert, "my aunt died left me 15,000 dollars."

The customer shook his head in pity: "How terrible! Three close family members lost in three months!"

"Then this month, said Robert, "Nothing."

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Can't agree more.



Cheers!
VJ

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no matter what species ladies are all the same

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The original joke was between Israelis & Palestine & posted here before

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now-a-days many of the jokes are repeated.... is the thread losing steam...

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Don't worry, keep watching the one's I post, most of them should be unique to this thread

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About a century ago, the Pope decided that all the Sardars had to leave Italy. Naturally there was a big uproar from the Sardar community.
So the Pope made a deal. He would have a religious debate with a member of the Sardar community. If the Sardar won, the Sardars
could stay. If the Pope won, the Sardars would leave.

The Sardars realized that they had no choice. So they picked a middle aged man named Santa Singh to represent them. Santa Singh asked for one condition to be added to the debate. To make it more interesting, the debate was to be conducted using sign language and neither side would be allowed to talk.The Pope agreed.

The day of the great debate came. Santa Singh and the Pope sat opposite each other for a full minute before the Pope raised his hand and showed three fingers.Santa Singh looked back at him and raised one finger.

The Pope waved his fingers in a circle around his head.Santa Singh pointed to the ground where he sat.

The Pope pulled out a wafer and a glass of wine. Santa Singh pulled out an apple.

The Pope stood up and said, "I give up. This man is too good. The Sardars can stay. "

An hour later, the cardinals were all around the Pope asking him what had happened.
The Pope said, "First I held up three fingers to represent the trinity. He responded by holding up one finger to remind me that there was still one God common to both our religions. Then I waved my finger around me to show him that God was all around us. He responded by pointing to the ground and showing that God was also right here with us. I pulled out the wine and wafer to show that God absolves us from ur sins. He pulled out an apple to remind me of original sin. He had an answer for everything. What could I do?"

Meanwhile, the Sardar community had crowded a round Santa Singh.
"What happened ?" they asked. "Well", said Santa Singh, "First he said to me that the Sardars had three days to get out of here. I told him that not one of us was leaving. Then he told me that this whole city would be cleared of Sardars. I let him know that we were staying right here." "And then?", asked the crowd. "I don't know," said Santa Singh, "He took out his lunch and I took out mine".