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    INDIAN MOM- just can't beat her !!! (Must Read)

    A Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner..
    ..who lives with a room mate, a girl named Soniya
    During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice
    how pretty Kumar's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of
    a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more
    curious.

    Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
    started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his
    roommate than what met the eye.
    Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, "I know what you
    must be thinking, but I assure you, Soniya and I are just
    roommates."

    About a week later, Soniya came to Kumar saying, "Ever since your
    mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver chutney
    jar. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Kumar said, "Well, I
    doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure...."

    So he sat down and wrote:

    Dear Mother: I'm not saying that you 'did' take the chutney jar from
    my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the chutney Jar. But
    the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here
    for dinner.

    Love, Kumar

    Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which
    read

    Dear Son: I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Soniya, and I'm not
    saying that you 'do not' sleep with Soniya. But the fact remains that
    if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the
    chutney jar by now under the pillow...

    Love, Mom

    moral of the story:aama kite poi solave kudathu (you shouldn't tell lies to you mommy)
    Splendor - 2k to 2006
    Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
    P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
    Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
    ZMR - 2010 to Forever
    RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
    Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
    RayZ - 2015 til now
    Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


    Delhi to Narkanda
    Delhi to Coimbatore
    Delhi to Nepal

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      Someone is lucky on their birthday.


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      Cheers!
      VJ
      Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
      The girl said, 'NO!'


      And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


      THE END

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        How dinos came into existence!
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          Sent from my Spice Mi-530 using Tapatalk 4 Beta
          Splendor - 2k to 2006
          Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
          P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
          Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
          ZMR - 2010 to Forever
          RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
          Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
          RayZ - 2015 til now
          Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


          Delhi to Narkanda
          Delhi to Coimbatore
          Delhi to Nepal

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            He certainly knows his mistake.

            Last edited by Divya Sharan; 07-01-2013, 09:17 AM.
            Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.
            Because everyone who passes, isn't a martyr!

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            ZMR parts - https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B-U...it?usp=sharing
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              Mamma's baby

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              hehe ! good ques

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              Warm Regards,
              Pranav


              Use riding gears because Safety doesn't happen by Accident

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              Vega Shadow - SPG Icarus - SPG Ares - SPG Perseus

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                Courtesy: Facebook
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                Tour De Thekkady

                The Return of the KB

                The Run-in Adventure

                150cc doing 100+ is great!
                100cc doing 100+ is awesome!!
                150cc cornering like hell is great!
                100cc cornering like hell is awesome!!
                THAT'S WHY I RIDE A RTZ!!

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                  Posted earlier as well long back, but thought to share it again found it hilarious.....
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                  Yamaha R15 v2 - Sold
                  Hero Hunk - Sold
                  An IT Engineer by profession and a rider by soul.


                  Delhi to Sach Pass - http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/tourer/3...h-ka-darr.html
                  Delhi to Mana - http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/tourer/2...xperience.html
                  Delhi to Munsyari - http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/tourer/2...ttrakhand.html
                  Spiti circuit - http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/tourer/3...cuit-solo.html

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                    the situation

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                    ok, here goes another one (copied from FB)

                    During the auction of a Maruti 800. The guests were making the bids......
                    15 lakhs
                    20 lakhs
                    40 lakhs

                    Husband: What is so special about this crap 4-wheeler ??

                    Seller: It has met 23 accidents till today

                    Husband: So what !!

                    Seller: and everytime it was the wife who passed away

                    Husband: What the f.... 1 crore ........ he shouts again "I repeat 1 crore"
                    Last edited by xpranav; 07-01-2013, 09:18 PM. Reason: adding another one

                    Warm Regards,
                    Pranav


                    Use riding gears because Safety doesn't happen by Accident

                    Spot me covered in:
                    Vega Shadow - SPG Icarus - SPG Ares - SPG Perseus

                    Honda CBF Stunner - Oct'11 to till date | Barky's Baby: Honda CBF 125 Modification

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                      TRAGEDY!

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                      Cheers!
                      VJ
                      Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                      The girl said, 'NO!'


                      And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                      THE END

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                        Originally posted by B7ACKTHORN View Post
                        TRAGEDY!

                        Cheers!
                        VJ
                        from where do you come up with such pics .................. I am asking it after literally laughing for many minutes

                        Warm Regards,
                        Pranav


                        Use riding gears because Safety doesn't happen by Accident

                        Spot me covered in:
                        Vega Shadow - SPG Icarus - SPG Ares - SPG Perseus

                        Honda CBF Stunner - Oct'11 to till date | Barky's Baby: Honda CBF 125 Modification

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                          Originally posted by xpranav View Post
                          from where do you come up with such pics .................. I am asking it after literally laughing for many minutes
                          GYAAN! lol.

                          Cheers!
                          VJ
                          Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                          The girl said, 'NO!'


                          And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                          THE END

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                            yes I will admit that this time too, I am circling around cats and kitten, but they are way toooooo cute to ignore

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                            Warm Regards,
                            Pranav


                            Use riding gears because Safety doesn't happen by Accident

                            Spot me covered in:
                            Vega Shadow - SPG Icarus - SPG Ares - SPG Perseus

                            Honda CBF Stunner - Oct'11 to till date | Barky's Baby: Honda CBF 125 Modification

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                              A young lad applied for a salesman's job at Minnesota's premier downtown department store. In fact, it was the biggest store in the state - you could get anything there.

                              The boss asked him, "Have you ever been a salesman before?" "Yes sir, I had worked in sales before", replied the lad. The boss liked the cut of him and said, "You can start tomorrow and I'll come and see you."

                              The day was long and arduous for the lad, but he got through it. And finally 6:00 PM came around. The boss duly fronted up and asked, "How many sales did you make today?" "Sir, Just ONE sale." said the young salesman. "Only one sale?" blurted the boss. "No! No! You see here, most of my staff make 20 or 30 sales a day. "If you want to keep this job, you'd better be doing better than just one sale. By the way "How much was the sale worth?"

                              "About $500000" said the young lad. "Whaaaat??"," How did you manage that?" asked the flabbergasted boss.

                              The boy says, "Well this man came in and I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium hook and finally a really large hook. Then I sell him new fishing rod and some fishing gear. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast. So I told him he'd be needing a boat, so I took him down to the boat department and sold him that twenty-foot schooner with the twin engines. Then he said his Volkswagen probably wouldn't be able to pull it, so I took him to our automotive department and sold him that new RAM 3500.

                              I then asked him where he'll be staying, and since he had no accommodation, I took him to camping department and sold him one of those new igloo 6-sleeper camper tents. Then the guy said, while we're at it, I should throw in about $100 worth of groceries and two cases of beer.

                              The boss took two steps back and asked in astonishment, "You sold all that to a guy who came in for a fish hook!!"

                              "No" answered the salesman, "he came in to buy a box of Sanitary napkins for his wife and I said to him, "Sir, Your weekends screwed anyway, you might as well go fishing."

                              Boss - "You sit in my chair....... "
                              Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                              Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                              ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                                Ganesh took me half an hour to understand the last sentence

                                Here's something for our Yamaha lovers


                                It's a robot being built by Yamaha and it's classified, now since I leaked it I gotta run like Snowden :P
                                I am back!

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