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  • #1201
    Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

    [1] customer enters a udupi hotel.

    customer: waiter!!! muzhe aise chai pilao jisse mera tann-mann jaag utthe, mere hosh udd jaye, mere ragg-ragg mein josh aaye, main turant chuust aur tandurust ho jaoon!

    waiter: hamare yahan gaay aur bhais ki doodh wali chai milti hain... sunny leon wali nahi!

    [2] got this chain mail on my mailbox... old one but a classic nevertheless!

    "hare krishna
    hare krishna
    krishna krishna
    hare hare"

    yeh message aap agar 10 friends ko forward karoge toh Sunny Leon aaj rat ko aap ke ghar aakar aapke saare sapney poore karegi!!!

    agar yeh message forward na kiya aur delete kar diya toh Sunny Deol rat ko aakar aap ke ga*nd maar dega!!!

    jai shree krishna!
    Last edited by whymail; 05-08-2013, 12:56 PM.
    ◦ ● 4-wheels move the body... 2-wheels move the soul ● ◦

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    • #1202
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      Cheers!
      VJ
      Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
      The girl said, 'NO!'


      And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


      THE END

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      • #1203
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        Dedicated to tooners too...

        Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
        Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
        ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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        • #1204
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          I guess this car wash I had driven past today is called "Happy Endings car wash" The sign board guy has a sense of humor the car wash owner doesn't get. I still have tears in my eyes, a true classic, enjoy!
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          • #1205
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            I've seen a R15 in Mumbai and Mira Road area.
            With a quotation as :-

            "1 gear niche.. Akkhaa Mumbai Piche"

            And I just bursted my laughter on his face at the Traffic signal he was standing.

            :P


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            • #1206
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              Originally posted by Sird View Post
              "1 gear niche.. Akkhaa Mumbai Piche"
              ROFLMAO!
              thats EPIC.
              on a more serious note, i've seen many r15 riders riding w/ that kinda attitude.
              nitwits many, responsible too few.
              ◦ ● 4-wheels move the body... 2-wheels move the soul ● ◦

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              • #1207
                Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                Originally posted by whymail View Post
                ROFLMAO!
                thats EPIC.
                on a more serious note, i've seen many r15 riders riding w/ that kinda attitude.
                nitwits many, responsible too few.
                Haha. A friend once said if I remember correctly 'resting their ass on a frame similar to R1's, makes them think they own one'.. Had laughed for a while for this but had to lecture him against such thoughts..!

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                • #1208
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                  What...... Why!

                  Well, Mama always told me natural food are good for health...Yumm.....

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                  Cheers!
                  VJ
                  Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                  The girl said, 'NO!'


                  And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                  THE END

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                  • #1209
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                    weirdo???
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                    • #1210
                      What the F*** is this? This is shit you Bas****?!Yes, and I want to buy toilet paper!
                      Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                      Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                      ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                      • #1211
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                        Originally posted by Sird View Post
                        "1 gear niche.. Akkhaa Mumbai Piche"
                        This is seriously a very well thought quote.. Cant stop laughing though

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                        Originally posted by stefanm View Post
                        I guess this car wash I had driven past today is called "Happy Endings car wash" The sign board guy has a sense of humor the car wash owner doesn't get. I still have tears in my eyes, a true classic, enjoy!
                        Now I know why so many bikes are standing outside a car wash!

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                        • #1212
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                          They seem to have worked as King of Chefs, so they "taste" anything & everything, but what bothers me is, how do they "taste" pregnancy? Where to they lick for that

                          Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                          Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                          ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                          • #1213
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                            Disclaimer: Alcohol consumption is injurious to health.
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                            • #1214
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                              One night Little Johnny was really scared sleeping by himself at camp, so he sprints out of his tent and runs to his teachers tent and asks "Miss can I please sleep with you tonight ?".His teacher replies "NO"Johnny moans and says "But my mummy lets me"."OK then, just for tonight" the teacher replies.Johnny jumps into bed with her and asks "Miss can I please play with your belly button with my finger".She again says "NO"."But my mummy lets me" says Johnny again."Well I suppose it's OK" replies the teacher.Things are silent for a few minutes until the teacher leaps up screaming "THAT'S NOT MY BELLY BUTTON"Little Johnny replies "It aint my finger either"...

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                              • #1215
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                                Lolzz

                                Husband: Why are the torn condoms lying on the sofa...??

                                Wife: What. . .?? Where. . .??

                                Wife goes to find them and comes back angrily saying... "Will you stop calling our children - Torn Condoms !!!
                                😅😋

                                The Dream come true


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