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Now how is she supposed to knock the door. Balls ya, no balls?



Cheers!
VJ

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Batman lovers have a look..!!!

Somehow the embedding is not working...
http://youtu.be/WeWpCJruFlw

Cheers
Ride Safe
Krishna

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A guy is riding along a country lane, when a
sparrow flies up in front of him. The biker
can't do anything and hits the sparrow. As he
looks in his rear view mirror, he sees the
sparrow lying in the road. Being the kind of
guy he is, he stops, picks up the sparrow and
takes it home and puts it in a cage, still in a
coma. When the sparrow wakes up the
following morning, he looks through the bars
of the cage and says, "Shit, I must have
killed the biker".
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Her diary : Im scared my husband is
cheating on me. Today he came home from
work late. He didn't say where he was. He
didn't hug me, and he didn't talk to me. He
seemed distracted during dinner, and when I
asked him what's wrong he said "Nothing."
We went to bed and made love and he didn't
seem like himself. Im scared.

His diary: My damn bike wouldn't start
after work today. I pushed it home and spent
an hour in the garage with it, and I can't
figure it out. I don't want to have to take the
car to work tomorrow. But, I did get laid
tonight.

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MOD:- its irritating to lengthen the post...
But it is useful in other threads...

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What about this video??

LiveLeak.com - An inspiring motorcycle journey

Have not finished viewing!! Posting half way, its awesome!

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FACTU! FACTU! FACTU!

Did you ever notice, everything on a woman's upper body starts with.
"B" For example, blouse, bra, bikini, boobs.

And obviously lower body with "P" For example, Peticoat, pants, panties, pussy....

No wonder men suffer from high BP.

Cheers!
VJ

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One more thing- I dont want to sound vulgar, but vaguely,from the top, boobs look like a 'B' while from the front, 'OO' and from the side, like 'b'.. they themselves seem to make a 'BOOb' !!

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Oh boy you have real good eye where the angles meet the eye.

Cheers!
VJ

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Cheers!
VJ

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^^ if someone noticed the plants , then i have bad news for them

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Just lengthening the post

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Why Motorcycles are better than women:

...Your motorcycle doesn't get upset when
you forget it's birthday.
....You don't have to talk to your motorcycle
after you ride it.
....Your motorcycle doesn't get mad when
you ignore it for a month or so.
...Your motorcycle won't wake you up at
3:00 AM and ask you if you love it.
...Your motorcycle won't leave you for
another rider.
....You don't have to pay alimony to an ex-
motorcycle.
....If you say bad things to your Motorcycles,
you don't have to apologize before you
can ride it again.
.....If your Motorcycle doesn't look good, you
can paint it or get better parts.
....If your Motorcycle makes too much noise,
you can buy a muffler.
....If your Motorcycle smokes, you can do
something about it.
....Motorcycles always feel like going for a
ride.
......Motorcycles don't care about how many
other Motorcycles you have ridden.
....Motorcycles don't care about how many
other Motorcycles you have.
....Motorcycles don't get pregnant.
....Motorcycles don't insult you if you are a
bad rider.
....Motorcycles don't mind if you look at
other Motorcycles, or if you buy
Motorcycle magazines.
....Motorcycles don't have parents.
.....Motorcycles don't whine unless
something is really wrong.
....You can ride a Motorcycle as long as you
want and it won't get sore.
....When riding, you and your Motorcycle
both arrive at the same time.
....You can ride a Motorcycle any time of the
month.
....You can't get diseases from a Motorcycle
you don't know very well.
.....You don't have to take a shower before
riding your Motorcycle.
....You don't have to be jealous of the guy
that works on your Motorcycle.
....You only need to get a new chain or belt
for your Motorcycle when the old one is
worn.
....Wearing two fresh rubbers makes riding a
bike more enjoyable.
....Motorcycles always sound pleasant.
....Your Motorcycle never wants a night out
alone with the other Motorcycles.

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Santa and Banta were throwing stones to bring a mango down from a tree.Banta suggested, "Maybe it is not ripe, why don't we confirm first?"So Santa climbed the tree & went to touch it 2 make sure it was ripe..,"Yep, it is ripe alright!"So he climbed down & they continued throwing stones at it...with much more effort this time..!!

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Love is A THING!!




Cheers!
VJ

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No offence to the city or the dwellers, this is the same all over, no matter which city we're in; yeah, Indya!!!