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Do "I" think what it has to be a biker? ***** PLEASE!




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After marriage : Ek tha tiger
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Although it is a hilarious thread , i would like to post a small puzzle here , a man discovers a 40kg boulder in his field , he wishes to use it for weighing purpose , so what he does is HE BREAKS BOULDER TO 4 STONES , USING WHICH HE CAN MEASURE ANY WEIGHT RANGING FROM 1KG TO 40KG . What are the weights of 4 stones that he broke from 40kg boulder ? E.g (1+7+5+27=40, but you cant measure all the weights, like you cant measure 10kg using that combination) . Those who get the answer dont reveal it . Lets see who gets it ..

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I got it.is it the same as the ratio/division used in the Indian/any country's currency system..

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3^0, 3^1, 3^2, 3^3 i.e 1, 3, 9, 27

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Ladies and Gentleman we have our winners..Speedykol and Cheetah

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A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course lined with million-dollar houses. On the third tee, the husbandsaid, "Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball. Don't knock out any windows. It'll cost us a fortune to fix." The wife teed up and shanked it right through the window of the biggest house on the course. The husband cringed and said, "I told you to watch out for the houses. All right, let's go up there, apologize, and see how much this is going to cost." They walked up and knocked on the door. A voice said,"Come on in. They opened the door and saw glass all over the floor and a broken bottle lying on its side in the foyer. A man on the couch said,"Are you the people who broke my window?" "Uh, yeah. Sorry about that," the husband replied. "No, actually, I want to thank you. I'm a genie who was trapped for a thousand years inside that bottle. You've released me. I'm allowed to grant three wishes -- I'll give you each one wish, and I'll keep the last one for myself." "Okay, great!" the husband said. "I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life." "No problem -- it's the least I could do. And you, what do you want?" the genie said, looking at the wife. "I want a house in every country of the world," she said. "Consider it done," the genie replied. "And what's your wish, genie?", the husband said. "Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, I haven't had s*x with a woman in a thousand years. My wish is to sleep with your wife." The husband looked at the wife and said, "Well, we did get a lot of money and all those houses, honey. I guess I don't care." The genie took the wife upstairs and ravished her for two hours. After it was over, the genie rolled over, looked at the wife, and said, "How old is your husband, anyway?" "Thirty-five," she replied. "And he still believes in genies? ... That's amazing."..

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JACK & JILL RHYME.. Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.... Jack got high.., pulled down his fly.., and asked Jill if she wanna.... Jill said yes.., pulled up her dress,.. and had a little fun.... But stupid Jill forgot the pill,... and now they have a son...!!

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Forgive me father for I have sinned. I come to you, to seek the path of GOD. Father, I used to own a Pulsar 220 cc Red colour bike and i modified it to get laid. Father, this is not the end, father, I have even broken the headlight just to ask my dad to get new neon lamps for my headlight but instead he asked me to use our bathroom CFL lamp. Father, I come to you, to this holy page in the kingdom of Facebook, to ask your forgiveness as I changed my name from the one my parents gave me to a more evil name which contains loads of x’s and used salutations like Prince, Rider and even lonelyboy, for the lust of getting laid. Lord of grace and truth, we confess our unworthiness to stand in your presence as your children. We have sinned: forgive and heal us. I also joined so call biker gangs with fellow sinners called myself Blacklist, and lots of other salutation. Lord, I come to your path to seek absolution. And I am even sorry that I didn’t even get laid. So to our fellow sinners, please seek righteousness, which is the path of GOD.



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arj kiya hai.....
samay se chura kar kuch waqt, chal zindagi jeete hai

chal daaru peete hai

wo sapno ki chadar jo fat gayi hai,nashe mein hi sahi,aaj usko seete hai

chal daaru peete hai ...

Usko bata do ki ab aur intzar nhi uska, uske intzaar mein na jane kitne din, mahine,saal bus yun hi beete hai

chal daaru peete hai

aaj gumnaam hi sahi,per shayd ek din hamara bhi naam hoga,isi umeed mein jeete hai

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chal na yar daaru peete hai....

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Girl: wat's d price of galaxy grand?? Salesman: Rs.20000/- Girl: "Awww" Girl: and s4?? . . Salesman: "Awww" + "Awww" ..

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A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?' The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, there are three kinds of Boobs. In her 20's, a woman's are like melons, round and firm. In her 30's to40's, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions'. 'Onions?' 'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.' This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, 'Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?'. The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20's, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30's and 40's, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50's, it is like a Christmas Tree.' 'A Christmas tree?' 'Yes - the root's dead and the balls are just for decoration...

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Intelligent wives:

Wife called hubby in office ..
Wife - window is not opening .. What shall I do ?
Hubby - Put some oil n wait for while. It will open ... if not then put more oil and wait.
Wife (lil unconvinced)- r u sure ?
Hubby - ya trust me it will do the magic.. Try it ..
(After a while hubby calls back to check) ... Did u do as I told
u ! Did it do the needfull trick ?
Wife - I don't know about the trick or magic but NOW entire
laptop is not starting 😛😎

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