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    hope my Ms not see this

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      When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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        Hope some day it will come true

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          France: Man Wants Free Kisses But Receive a Special Free Gift



          Cheers!
          VJ
          Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
          The girl said, 'NO!'


          And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


          THE END

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            Last edited by psr; 05-17-2013, 09:29 PM.
            When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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              I always had this question...
              Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
              Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
              ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                I think its high-time we'll have to save Photoshop first, and then we'll save the tigers.


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                Cheers!
                VJ
                Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                The girl said, 'NO!'


                And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                THE END

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                  Was this one posted here before?

                  Some gr8 sexy sayings...
                  "you cannot taste me, until you undress me" - banana.
                  "you cannot eat me, unless you lick me" - ice cream.
                  "you cannot play with me, unless you blow me" - balloon. "you cannot enjoy me, unless you suck me" - lolly pop.
                  "you make me wet and put me in your mouth every day" - tooth brush.


                  And the most killer one -



                  "you cannot enjoy me, unless you spread me" - butter.

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                    Originally posted by Touseef Ahmed Mohammed View Post
                    [ATTACH=CONFIG]101498[/ATTACH]
                    'O LORD' , Have MERCY....!!
                    What the heck is that last one?

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                      [MENTION=39214]B7ACKTHORN[/MENTION] - Superb one, wanted to say சிங்கம்லே, unfortunately it's புலி, doesn't sound good if I say புலிலே, does it hehe?
                      Last edited by aargee; 05-18-2013, 12:01 AM.
                      Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                      Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                      ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                        Originally posted by aargee View Post

                        @B7ACKTHORN - Superb one, wanted to say சிங்கம்லே, unfortunately it's புலி, doesn't sound good if I say புலிலே, does it hehe?
                        ROFL! Ayyo ayyo. Idhellam nadakkumnu aandha appovae solluchu, naandhaan kekala.

                        Cheers!
                        VJ

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                        RIHANNA TROLL!!


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                        Cheers!
                        VJ
                        Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                        The girl said, 'NO!'


                        And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                        THE END

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                          Originally posted by evyavan View Post
                          What the heck is that last one?
                          WADA
                          Royal Enfield Bullet Standard 350cc 1989, Bajaj Avenger 200-2009, Pulsar 200 NS 2015.

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                            Originally posted by aargee View Post
                            I always had this question...
                            Its not a matter of which toothpaste or toothbrush you use, preventing cavities moreover depends on the proper brushing technique!!



                            Sent from xBhp Connect for iOS

                            None of Us is as Smart as All of Us

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                              Originally posted by Touseef Ahmed Mohammed View Post
                              [ATTACH=CONFIG]101498[/ATTACH]
                              'O LORD' , Have MERCY....!!
                              Lol!!

                              Need to shout next time when i want to have any of those items.

                              Cheerz!!
                              The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                              Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                                2013 R15(Sold) | 2014 Duke 390 (Sold) | 2022 Adv 390 | 2022 Ninja 300

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