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Mmmmm....mmmm..... Feels so good!
Cheers!
VJ
Mmmmm....mmmm..... Feels so good!
Cheers!
VJ
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
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To spice up things in the bedroom with the wife
Husband buys a book entitled '101 positions'.
Didn't work though.
She bought a book entitled '102 excuses'Comment
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A farmer walked into a bar and saw the local tractor
salesman sitting there, head hung low, obviously
upset, drowning his sorrows in his beer. "What's up, John?" asked the farmer. "Gosh Bob, I'll tell you what ... if I don't sell a tractor
soon, I'm gonna have to close my shop." "Now John, things could be worse," said Bob. "How do you figure?" asked John. "Well, John - you know my ornery cow, Bessie? I
went to milk her this morning and she just kept
flicking her tail in my face. So I grabbed a piece of
rope and tied it up to the rafter. Then, the nasty thing
went and kicked the bucket away! So I tied her leg to
the wall. Then she kicked my stool right out from underneath me! But I was out of rope. So I took my
belt off and used it to tie her other leg to the other
side of the stall. Well wouldn't you just know it...my
damn pants fell down. And John, if you can convince my wife that I was in
there to MILK that cow, I'll buy a tractor from you
TODAY!"Comment
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in the interest of everyone's safety, here are some innovative helmet fotos ;-)
1. the butt-crack design
2. The always-goody-goody hair design
3. the look-what-i-am-missing design
4. the i-am-always-cool-&-wet design
5. the i-am-going-thru-mid-life-crisis a.k.a. *whymail* design
5. the i-love-to-play-with-balls design
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The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!
Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.Comment
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ha ha thanks but i stand corrected... these are not my creations...
the design termed as *whymail* design is what a guy goes thru after he crosses 40+ yrs of age & 10+ yrs of marriage
since i qualify in both these categories, i have taken the liberty of calling it *whymail* design...
why else do u think i have that purple hood on my head, in my avataar?
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SirjeeeOriginally posted by whymail View Postha ha thanks but i stand corrected... these are not my creations...
the design termed as *whymail* design is what a guy goes thru after he crosses 40+ yrs of age & 10+ yrs of marriage
since i qualify in both these categories, i have taken the liberty of calling it *whymail* design...
why else do u think i have that purple hood on my head, in my avataar?
My age group guys working in corporates are suffering from quarter life crisis. Your age married guys are suffering midlife crisis. And retired 60+ guys are suffering from no life crisis (except PSR sir, who seems to be enjoying life looking at his jokes on this thread!!!).
The only thing that we all have in common is crisis. Mostly female induced
Biking is not about what you have between your legs, its all about how well you use it!!!!!!!
Give your details here if you want to help your fellow xBhpian stranded in your city
Touring Blog: Cycling in Mongolia!Comment
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now THAT kinda comment makes me share the below facts of married life...Originally posted by The Monk View Post...crisis... Mostly female induced
[1] the only sane way to win a woman [in case u cannot afford a diamond]
[2] the usual dinner time homely chat between a couple
[3] what's the real meaning of *complete nirvana*
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yaron, is hilarious thread ko "sach ka samna" thread mat banao....
we come here to this thread to forget all crisis and smile for a while. btw, that butt crack design is awesome....Comment
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"A good long ride can clear your mind, restore your faith, and use up a lot of fuel."
RE Bullet 1977 - Current
RX-100 1995 - Current
CBZ Classic 2003 - Current
Activa 2004 - Current
CBR 250R 2012 - Current
Ninja 650 2013 - Current.Comment
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"A good long ride can clear your mind, restore your faith, and use up a lot of fuel."
RE Bullet 1977 - Current
RX-100 1995 - Current
CBZ Classic 2003 - Current
Activa 2004 - Current
CBR 250R 2012 - Current
Ninja 650 2013 - Current.Comment
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Boyfriend Girlfriend relationship these days! Phew!!
Cheers!
VJ
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
THE ENDComment
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A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?" Farmer: Some things you just can't explain. Man: So what happened that's so horrible? Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket. Man: Ok, but that's not so bad. Farmer: Some things you just can't explain. Man: So what happened then? Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left. Man: and then? Farmer: Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket. Man: Again? Farmer: Some things you just can't explain. Man: So, what did you do then? Farmer: I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right. Man: and then? Farmer: Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as got the bucket about full, the silly cow knocked over the bucket with her tail. Man: Hmmm, Farmer: Some things you just can't explain. Man: So, what did you do? Farmer: Well, I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in..?!!
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