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    Last edited by psr; 05-25-2013, 11:10 PM.
    When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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      :FACEPALM:

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      Cheers!
      VJ
      Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
      The girl said, 'NO!'


      And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


      THE END

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      • Last edited by Midhun.akd; 05-26-2013, 01:41 AM. Reason: Typo error :p
        Ride like you are invisible.

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          Y'all dat's muh Harley
          I am back!

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            When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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              1980-Suhagrat k pehle dulhan ko uski saheli kya sikhati thi?
              Chillana mat, wo jo kare karne dena.

              2013-Jor se chillana taki use lage k opening batsman wohi he.

              RISHTA WAHI, SOCH NAYI.

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                OK.......so that's the difference !!

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                Warm Regards,
                Pranav


                Use riding gears because Safety doesn't happen by Accident

                Spot me covered in:
                Vega Shadow - SPG Icarus - SPG Ares - SPG Perseus

                Honda CBF Stunner - Oct'11 to till date | Barky's Baby: Honda CBF 125 Modification

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                  Boob troll..... I always get way too excited.

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                  Cheers!
                  VJ
                  Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                  The girl said, 'NO!'


                  And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                  THE END

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                    When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                      Keep up with the bat

                      Cheerz!!
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                      The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                      Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                        2 men from Kerala get onto a bus in New York.They sit down & engage in an animated conversation.The lady sitting next 2 them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears 1 of them say the following:

                        "Emma cums first.
                        Den I cum.
                        Den two asses cum together.
                        I cum once-a-more!
                        2 asses, they cum 2gether again.
                        I cum again and pee twice.

                        Then I cum one lasta time."

                        The lady can't take this any more and shouts "You foul- mouthed sexobsessed Indian, in this country we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives however extraordinary they are."

                        "Hey, coola down lady,' said the man. "Who talkin' about sex?
                        I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell Mississippi."

                        (I swear you're gonna read this again)

                        # - no offence to anybody in person.

                        Cheerz!!
                        The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                        Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                          Ajj fir result aa gaya....
                          Ajj fir toppers ki kamyabi ka jashan cha gaya...

                          PAR AJJ JO MERI SOCH AUR KAVITA HAI YEH UNKE LIYE HAI JO UDAS HAI.....

                          TUM SAB BACK BENCHERS KYUN UDAS HO...
                          TUM SAB BACK BENCHERS HI TO KHASS HO...

                          HUM HI TO IN TOPPERS KE LIYE KOI INDUSTRY BANAYENGE....
                          JAHA YEH SALE TOPPERS 9 SE 6 KI DUTY BAJAYENGE....

                          HAME HI TO IS DESH KI ECONOMICS BANANI HAI...
                          IN TOPPERS KO TO SIRF HAMARE OFFICE KE KISI KONE KI CABIN MAI*
                          SALI DUTY BAJANI HAI...

                          AJJ AGAR HUM IS KADAR TU JAYENGE*
                          TO SALE YEH TOPPERS KAHA JAYENGE...

                          IN VICHARE TOPPERS KA KUCH TO LIHAZ KARO*
                          IN TOPPERS KE LIYE KUCH TO KHASS KARO...

                          AJJ BI ITIYAS GWAH HAI KOI PADKE KAMYAB NAHI BANTA....
                          NAHI TO KISI SCHOOL MAI KOI TEACHER NAHI BANTA....

                          YEH KITABI PADAI UN KE LIYE HAI JINHE YEH JINDAGI KUCH NAHI SIKHATI...
                          ARE BHAI BACK BENCH PE HI TO SARI KNOWLEDGE CHANKE HAI ATI...

                          ISI LIYE AJJ KA DIN KHONA NAHI*
                          OH MERE DESH KE ITIHAAS BACK BENCHER*
                          KISI KHONE MAI JAKE RONA NAHI....

                          HAME PADHAI KE CHAKKAR SE FREE HOKE*
                          IN KITABO KO ALVIDA KAHTE*
                          KUCH KAR DIKHANA HAI ...
                          YAAR ENJOY KARO....
                          IN TOPPERS KO JALD HI KAAM PE LAGANA HAI.....

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                            The Bank sends sardar a mail written...
                            "Your payments are outstanding"

                            Sardar replies...
                            "Thanks for the compliment.

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                              It's only a question of time, the picture will be photoshopped further to depict Rajnikanth...

                              Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                              Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                              ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                                Husband: Why are the torn condoms lying on the sofa?

                                Wife: What? where

                                Wife goes to find them and comes back angrily saying will you stop calling our children as "Torn condoms"
                                The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                                Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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