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There was this robbery in
Guangzhou , the robber shouted to
everyone: "All don't move, money
belongs to the state, life belongs to
you".
Everyone in the bank laid down
quietly.
This is called "Mind Changing
Concept --> Changing the
conventional way of thinking".
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One lady lay on the table
provocatively, the robber shouted at
her "Please be civilised! This is a
robbery and not a rape!"
This is called "Being Professional -->
Focus only on what you are trained to
do!"
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When the robbers got back, the
younger robber (MBA trained) told
the older robber (who is only primary
school educated), "Big bro, let's count
how much we got", the older robber
rebutted and said, "You very stupid,
so much money, how to count, tonight
TV will tell us how much we robbed
from the bank!"
This is called "Experience -->
nowadays experience is more
important than paper qualifications!"
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After the robbers left, the bank
manager told the bank supervisor to
call the police quickly. The supervisor
says "Wait, wait wait, let's put the 5
million RMB we embezzled into the
amount the robbers robbed".
This is called "Swim with the tide -->
converting an unfavorable situation
to your advantage!"
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The supervisor says "It will be good if
there is a robbery every month".
This is called "Killing Boredom -->
Happiness is most important."
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The next day, TV news reported that
100 million RMB was taken from the
bank. The robbers counted and
counted and counted, but they could
only count 20 million RMB. The
robbers were very angry and
complained "We risked our lives and
only took 20 million RMB, the bank
manager took 80 million RMB with a
snap of his fingers. It looks like it is
better to be educated to be a thief!"
This is called "Knowledge is worth as
much as gold !"
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The bank manager was smiling and
happy because his loss in the
CINOPEC shares are now covered by
this robbery.
This is called "Seizing the
opportunity --> daring to take
risks!"
There was this robbery in
Guangzhou , the robber shouted to
everyone: "All don't move, money
belongs to the state, life belongs to
you".
Everyone in the bank laid down
quietly.
This is called "Mind Changing
Concept --> Changing the
conventional way of thinking".
-------------------------------------------------
One lady lay on the table
provocatively, the robber shouted at
her "Please be civilised! This is a
robbery and not a rape!"
This is called "Being Professional -->
Focus only on what you are trained to
do!"
-------------------------------------------------
When the robbers got back, the
younger robber (MBA trained) told
the older robber (who is only primary
school educated), "Big bro, let's count
how much we got", the older robber
rebutted and said, "You very stupid,
so much money, how to count, tonight
TV will tell us how much we robbed
from the bank!"
This is called "Experience -->
nowadays experience is more
important than paper qualifications!"
-------------------------------------------------
After the robbers left, the bank
manager told the bank supervisor to
call the police quickly. The supervisor
says "Wait, wait wait, let's put the 5
million RMB we embezzled into the
amount the robbers robbed".
This is called "Swim with the tide -->
converting an unfavorable situation
to your advantage!"
-------------------------------------------------
The supervisor says "It will be good if
there is a robbery every month".
This is called "Killing Boredom -->
Happiness is most important."
-------------------------------------------------
The next day, TV news reported that
100 million RMB was taken from the
bank. The robbers counted and
counted and counted, but they could
only count 20 million RMB. The
robbers were very angry and
complained "We risked our lives and
only took 20 million RMB, the bank
manager took 80 million RMB with a
snap of his fingers. It looks like it is
better to be educated to be a thief!"
This is called "Knowledge is worth as
much as gold !"
-------------------------------------------------
The bank manager was smiling and
happy because his loss in the
CINOPEC shares are now covered by
this robbery.
This is called "Seizing the
opportunity --> daring to take
risks!"
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