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    The time is right. Just do it!!

    Cheerz!!
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    Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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      Why summers are hot in TN? TN's own NASA finally finds out...
      Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
      Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
      ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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        Originally posted by aargee View Post
        Why summers are hot in TN? TN's own NASA finally finds out...
        Lol, good one saar. Posting on FB.
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          ^^^^^ [MENTION=26407]aargee[/MENTION] sir, hahahahaa. Tamizhan da! Teak da, Mudiyumaa. Mudiyaaddhu.....

          Cheers!
          VJ
          Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
          The girl said, 'NO!'


          And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


          THE END

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            [MENTION=26407]aargee[/MENTION] : LOL LOL LOL LOL!
            that is hilarious!
            i can understand... i was resident of nungambakkam high road, chennai for 3 yrs & man was it HAWWT!!!
            so, the visual depiction adds up rather all too well! ;-)
            ◦ ● 4-wheels move the body... 2-wheels move the soul ● ◦

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              Originally posted by aargee View Post
              Why summers are hot in TN? TN's own NASA finally finds out...
              There are only 3 season in TN Hot,Hoter and Hotest :banghead:

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                Me and my phone loved each other when we
                initially met. Now it loves the charger more. Time
                I move on.

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                  Originally posted by whymail View Post
                  ha ha thanks but i stand corrected... these are not my creations...
                  the design termed as *whymail* design is what a guy goes thru after he crosses 40+ yrs of age & 10+ yrs of marriage
                  since i qualify in both these categories, i have taken the liberty of calling it *whymail* design...
                  why else do u think i have that purple hood on my head, in my avataar?
                  "ONLY" 10+ years of married life...then you have a long way to go judging by your Avatar, which has to wear a Hood for ID protection...
                  Originally posted by The Monk View Post
                  Sirjeee

                  My age group guys working in corporates are suffering from quarter life crisis. Your age married guys are suffering midlife crisis. And retired 60+ guys are suffering from no life crisis (except PSR sir, who seems to be enjoying life looking at his jokes on this thread!!!).

                  The only thing that we all have in common is crisis. Mostly female induced
                  @ Monk never stop with "Quarters"..go for "Full" then your suffering will disappear....
                  Crisis deepens as you get older.....while at young age your self defense is good, as you age, it becomes poor and everyday is a challenge on survival....and you learn the tricks of a "Married man" of Pleading, Begging, going down on knees, and if nothing helps, run like the Lion is behind you.....( or Elephant depending on size)
                  I must say it keeps me in Good Health with full fitness......
                  When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                    Originally posted by psr View Post
                    and if nothing helps, run like the Lion is behind you.....( or Elephant depending on size)
                    LOL !

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                      just to stay in-line with the "recent" matter here

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                      Pranav


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                        Cheers!
                        VJ
                        Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                        The girl said, 'NO!'


                        And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                        THE END

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                          Haha, the recent posts here make me feel glad that I'm unable to get married.
                          I am back!

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                            Originally posted by Cleaner View Post
                            Haha, the recent posts here make me feel glad that I'm unable to get married.
                            So you are the one with the big Laugh eh ? Mr.Cleaner soon you will meet a Washing Machine who will " Take care of you ".... (Just a lament.........as a man I don't wish it on you.)
                            Last edited by psr; 05-24-2013, 09:57 AM.
                            When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                                Sipahi - Sir humne Daru ka 1 truck pakda hai.
                                Inspector Johney >=) - Shabash!!!!!

                                Ab 1 truck Soda ka aur 1 truck namkeen ka bhi pakdo....

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