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    Originally posted by Praj zm View Post
    ....Childhood Was The Best Part Of Our Life...
    [MENTION=55222]Praj zm[/MENTION]. That was really beautiful, Praj. Caught myself with a strange nostalgic smile, thinking back to those days. They were such simple days, such innocent days. The world was a mystical marvel then...
    The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.
    Socrates, BC 470

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      Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks.. To be as rich as his child believes.. To have as many women as his wife suspects..
      Ride like you are invisible.

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        Santa was recently divorced and Banta married santa's wife. Santa - How is the b***h you married ? Banta- after 3inches she was brand new
        Carb Tuning made easy (Thanks Sibun !)

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          Son was looking at falling stars and praying 4 gud marks.
          Father came along and said "Technology is so advanced that man has reached the moon and ur searching 4 ur luck in stars?"
          Son replied "Dad, don't be ridiculous u know babies can be made in test tubes but have u stopped ****ing?"


          Hindi Names Of Hollywood Movies:

          Taken: Le Li.
          Taken 2 : Uski bhi Le Li.
          The Dark Knight - Sannwla Shoorveer.
          The Italian job - Gandhi Parivar.
          Wrong turn - Galat mod le liya bey.
          Wrong turn 2 - Saala fir se galat mod liya
          Terminator - Bhasmasur.
          Welcome to the Jungle - Anil Kapoor Ki Chhaati Me Aap Ka Swagat Hai.
          The Mummy returns - Mataji vaapas aa rahi hain.
          Inception - Khwab Mein Khwab, Dimaag Ka Dahi Janaab


          Cheerz!!
          The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

          Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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            Senza titolo. Nike's new T-shirt for women.

            Nike! Just *** it.

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            Cheers!
            VJ
            Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
            The girl said, 'NO!'


            And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


            THE END

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              since we were discussing airbags a few posts earlier,
              my research, for the best-in-class airbag ever made, ended in this...

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              ◦ ● 4-wheels move the body... 2-wheels move the soul ● ◦

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                Originally posted by whymail View Post
                since we were discussing airbags a few posts earlier,
                my research, for the best-in-class airbag ever made, ended in this...
                LOL, posting in FB




                Sent from xBhp Connect for iOS

                None of Us is as Smart as All of Us

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                  after the staggering response we all got to the 'intelligent driver test' [shared @ a few posts earlier]
                  ...here's yet another 'intelligent observationist' test!

                  notice the fotos below...

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                  my question is... did u notice what i failed to notice?


                  guess not... being a pervert that u are... u were too focused drooling over the insignificant details,
                  which resulted in u overlooking the significant ones!

                  well the answer is... her *wrist watch* has been stolen, in the last foto!
                  ◦ ● 4-wheels move the body... 2-wheels move the soul ● ◦

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                    Originally posted by whymail View Post
                    since we were discussing airbags a few posts earlier,my research, for the best-in-class airbag ever made, ended in this...[ATTACH=CONFIG]102265[/ATTACH]
                    A bag of Lays works better imho p.s women dont need airbags , but that varies for each women...
                    Carb Tuning made easy (Thanks Sibun !)

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                      Assemble the Avengers....errrr....I mean ,Minions



                      Cheers
                      Ride Safe
                      Krishna
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                        LIKE A BOSS....Baby....

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                        Cheers!
                        VJ
                        Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                        The girl said, 'NO!'


                        And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                        THE END

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                          Originally posted by B7ACKTHORN View Post
                          LIKE A BOSS....Baby....

                          [ATTACH=CONFIG]102269[/ATTACH]

                          Cheers!
                          VJ
                          super ............... super ................ super-duper question

                          Warm Regards,
                          Pranav


                          Use riding gears because Safety doesn't happen by Accident

                          Spot me covered in:
                          Vega Shadow - SPG Icarus - SPG Ares - SPG Perseus

                          Honda CBF Stunner - Oct'11 to till date | Barky's Baby: Honda CBF 125 Modification

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                            2013 R15(Sold) | 2014-?? Duke 390

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                              Originally posted by whymail View Post
                              after the staggering response we all got to the 'intelligent driver test' [shared @ a few posts earlier]
                              ...here's yet another 'intelligent observationist' test!

                              my question is... did u notice what i failed to notice?

                              guess not... being a pervert that u are... u were too focused drooling over the insignificant details,
                              which resulted in u overlooking the significant ones!

                              well the answer is... her *wrist watch* has been stolen, in the last foto!
                              Wetness always makes things "Slippery"
                              When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                                [MENTION=32286]psr[/MENTION] : spot on, sir... +20 to that statement!
                                ◦ ● 4-wheels move the body... 2-wheels move the soul ● ◦

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