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    Loved the reply of the Indian; I wonder how the other guy would've reacted, read on...

    An Englishman once asked an Indian, "We're from Europe & are white, Africans are black & Chinese are yellow, but why you Indians have different colors? One is black, one is white, some are fair & some are brown; why don't you have unity even among the colors?"

    The Indian replied, "Only donkeys have the same color, Horses have different colors"
    Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
    Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
    ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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      A husband frantically calls hotel management from his hotel room, 'Please come quickly, I'm having an argument with my wife and she says she will jump out the window of your hotel'.

      The manager replies 'Sir that's a personal matter'. Husband says 'Like hell it is! The window won't open so that's a maintenance matter!'
      2013 R15(Sold) | 2014-?? Duke 390

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        :/


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        Cheers!
        VJ
        Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
        The girl said, 'NO!'


        And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


        THE END

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          Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
          Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
          ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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            Ride to achieve more, not to lose what you already have !!!!!
            Ride to achieve more, Not to lose what you already have.....!!!!!

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              Originally posted by aargee View Post
              hahahahaahahahaaaahahahahahahaahhahahahaaaaaaahhha hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

              Warm Regards,
              Pranav


              Use riding gears because Safety doesn't happen by Accident

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                [MENTION=26407]aargee[/MENTION]
                This'll do the trick!

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                  This pic needs to title. :/ I mean everybody gets into situation like this.

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                  Cheers!
                  VJ
                  Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                  The girl said, 'NO!'


                  And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                  THE END

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                    My reaction on watching the stupid stories(accidentally) going on in Indian News channels
                    2013 R15(Sold) | 2014-?? Duke 390

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                      ^^ my exact reaction when i start studying a bore subject..

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                      ^^ my exact reaction when i start studying a bore subject..
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                        Something useful I guess.

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                        Cheers!
                        VJ
                        Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                        The girl said, 'NO!'


                        And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                        THE END

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                          Last edited by psr; 05-17-2013, 07:26 PM.
                          When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                            ^^^ Absolutely True PSR Sir; feels like someone is secretly watching all of us hehe
                            Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                            Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                            ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                              'O LORD' , Have MERCY....!!
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                                Originally posted by aargee View Post
                                ^^^ Absolutely True PSR Sir; feels like someone is secretly watching all of us hehe
                                It is the effect of being married....you always look over your shoulder before saying anything....
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                                'O LORD' , Have MERCY....!!
                                Love it...

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                                When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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