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    Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
    Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
    ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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      evolution? ;-)
      ◦ ● 4-wheels move the body... 2-wheels move the soul ● ◦

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        Cool Crocodile.... must have been thinking.

        Morons, so many threads tied to my mouth and my limbs, and such a friggin crowd. Dickheads.

        Just remove the threads and let me stretch myself and show who's the boss in control.


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        Cheers!
        VJ
        Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
        The girl said, 'NO!'


        And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


        THE END

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          4 valves per cylinder!
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            Originally posted by mid View Post

            4 valves per cylinder!
            Guess with FFE to give better "performance".....does it come with "DB" killer ?...
            When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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              Even super heroes need a break.

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                I'll just leave it here...
                I am back!

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                  One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious.

                  When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the president’s secret service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private.

                  They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you

                  She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant” to which Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President
                  Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                  Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                  ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                    I must admit, this is the most liked comment I've ever seen for a youtube video. Seriously

                    2013 R15(Sold) | 2014-?? Duke 390

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                      talking of youtube videos, check this out -->> Moto sutra - Sex position on different types of bike - YouTube
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                        HOW DO COURT RECORDERS KEEP STRAIGHT FACES????
                        These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.


                        ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
                        WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'
                        ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
                        WITNESS: My name is Susan!
                        _______________________________
                        ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
                        WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
                        ____________________________________________
                        ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
                        WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
                        ____________________________________________
                        ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
                        WITNESS: July 18th.
                        ATTORNEY: What year?
                        WITNESS: Every year.
                        _____________________________________
                        ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
                        WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
                        ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
                        WITNESS: Forty-five years.
                        _________________________________
                        ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
                        WITNESS: Yes.
                        ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
                        WITNESS: I forget..
                        ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
                        ___________________________________________
                        ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
                        WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
                        ____________________________________


                        ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
                        WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ.
                        ___________________________________________
                        ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
                        WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
                        _________________________________________
                        ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
                        WITNESS: Yes.
                        ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
                        WITNESS: Getting laid
                        ____________________________________________


                        ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?
                        WITNESS: Yes.
                        ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
                        WITNESS: None.
                        ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
                        WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
                        ____________________________________________
                        ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
                        WITNESS: By death..
                        ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
                        WITNESS: Take a guess.
                        ___________________________________________


                        ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
                        WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard
                        ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
                        WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.
                        _____________________________________
                        ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
                        WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
                        ______________________________________
                        ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
                        WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
                        _________________________________________
                        ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
                        WITNESS: Oral...
                        _________________________________________
                        ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
                        WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM
                        ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
                        WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
                        ____________________________________________
                        ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
                        WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?


                        ______________________________________
                        And last:


                        ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
                        WITNESS: No.
                        ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
                        WITNESS: No.
                        ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
                        WITNESS: No..
                        ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
                        WITNESS: No.
                        ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
                        WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
                        ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
                        WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
                        Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                        Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                        ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                          In a parallel universe!

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                            the pic say it all !!

                            Warm Regards,
                            Pranav


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                              A big question for me too

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                                There was a group of women gathered at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband.

                                The women were asked, 'How many of you love your husbands?'

                                All the women raised their hands.

                                Then they were asked, 'When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?'
                                Some women answered today, some yesterday, some didn't remember..

                                The women were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective husband: I love you, sweetheart.
                                Then the women were told to exchange phones and read the responding text messages.


                                Here are some of the replies:

                                1. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick?

                                2. What now? Did you crash the car again?

                                3. I don't understand what you mean?

                                4. What did you do now? I won't forgive you this time!!!

                                5. ?!?

                                6. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?

                                7. Am I dreaming? ???????

                                8. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, you will die today...!!!

                                9. I asked you not to drink anymore!!

                                and the best one

                                10. Who is this?
                                Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                                Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                                ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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