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Why would he be that happy looking at girls' uncovered buttocks, he seems more like someone who's suffering from paraphilia. And do girls really like chocolates? Please serious answers only.

Now back to topic

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Interviewer- What is Recession??

Candidate- When "Wine" & "Women" get replaced by "Water" & "Wife", that critical phase of life is called "Recession"

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Since many people were gazing at certain pic, let's have a joke on the same lines...

A king enrolled his donkey in a race & won.

Local paper read: 'King's Ass won'.

King was so upset with this kind of publicity that he gave the donkey to the queen.

The local paper then read: "QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN"

The king & queen almost fainted. So the Queen sold the donkey to a farmer for... $10

Next day paper read: "QUEEN SELLS HER ASS FOR $10"

This was too much, KING ordered the queen to buy back the donkey & leave it in the jungle

The next day Headlines: "QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD & FREE" The king died.

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yea they love it and chocolate has many properties (especially dark chocolate)... Cant tell,google it xD

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New model, who wanna buy it. . ?

Cheers!!!

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TAX STRUCTURE IN INDIA

☑ 1) What r u doing?
Ans. : Business
Tax : PAY: PROFESSIONAL TAX!

☑ 2) What r u doing in Business?
Ans. : Selling the Goods.
Tax : PAY SALES TAX!!

☑3) From where r u getting Goods?
Ans. : From other Area/State/Abroad
Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI! AND NOW LBT & LPT.

☑ 4) What r u getting in Selling Goods?
Ans. : Profit
Tax : PAY INCOME TAX!

How do you distribute profit ?
Ans : By way of dividend
Tax : Pay DIVIDEND DISTRIBUTION TAX.

☑ 5) Where u Manufacturing the Goods?
Ans. : Factory
Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY!

☑ 6) Do u have Office / Warehouse/ Factory?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX!

☑7) Do you have Staff?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY STAFF'S PROFESSIONAL TAX!

☑ Doing business in Millions?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX!
Ans : No
Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax (MAT).

☑ 9) r u taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?
Ans. : Yes, for Salary.
Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX!

☑ 10) Where r u taking your client for Lunch & Dinner?
Ans. : Hotel
Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX!

☑11) r u going Out of Station for Business?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX!

☑12) Hav u taken or given any Service/s?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX!

☑ 13) How come u got such a Big Amount?
Ans. : Gift on birthday
Tax : PAY GIFT TAX!

☑ 14) Do u have any Wealth?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX!

☑ 15) To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?
Ans. : Cinema or Resort
Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX!

☑ 16) Hav u purchased House?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE !

☑17) How u Travel?
Ans. : Bus
Tax : PAY SURCHARGE!

☑18) Any Additional Tax?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.'s TAX !!!

☑ 19) Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY!

☑20) Do you want growth of india.?
Ans: offcource Yes .

Pay electricity tax,water tax, education tax, & other tax ,which is used by defulter people.

☑21) INDIAN :: can i die now??
Ans :: wait we are about to launch the FUNERAL TAX....!!!!!!

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Kitna deti hai??

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Paraphilia." Any of a group of psychosexual disorders characterized by sexual fantasies, feelings, or activities involving a nonhuman object, a nonconsenting partner such as a child, or pain or humiliation of oneself or one's partner. Also called sexual deviation." from paraphilia - definition of paraphilia by the Free Online Dictionary, Thesaurus and Encyclopedia.

You want serious answers, you will get them.

First, get your definitions right. Sexual arousal due to normal visual stimuli, for NORMAL men, is NOT paraphilia. You get aroused by a 5 year old girl in plaits? You do have paraphilia. A normal sexual impulse is natural, paraphilia is a disorder.

Second, the most powerful female visual stimuli are given by breast and buttocks (size, shape et al) both of which, allied to the subconscious calculation of hip to waist ratio, give ample clues about the fertility of the woman. So, our pitboy would be a deviant pervert to NOT be aroused by the sight of not one but TWO pairs of wonderfully curved and firm and ... buttocks.

Third, the chocolate question. The cocoa in chocs is linked to serotonin levels in the brain and serotonin is vital for feelings of happiness, well-being etc. When women get upset, serotonin levels take a hit and as they are more prone to mood swings compared to men, they find great relief in polishing off a whole bar of Silk in about 3 minutes. Yes, women do like chocolate. A lot. Try it and you will be a smash hit with your gf.

PS. The last line was a bit off colour so I have deleted it. I had suddenly remembered it and written it down and then it struck me that it was a bit below the belt, contextually. @ Cleaner. No offence meant, friend. Peace.

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That is a really tough question . . .

Cheers!!!

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OMG what a reply! Sir jee, aapke charan kahaan hain?

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I thought I was a nut case, but thanks for clarifying that it is normal Homo Sapiens field of interest ....
Regarding Chocolates, it is the Dark chocolate with above 50 % Coco that is a stimulant..Bournville is an example...The Dark chocolate has many great properties,including tissue rejuvenation,blood vessel and heart protection, and effectively protects the teeth.It is also an anti-oxidant and helps reduce/remove wrinkles of the skin.
You have done a good service by proper explanation,..and saved an old man from feeling guilty for the rest of the years.......

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Good job apple

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Sir,

Thanks for your appreciation. There is also some ongoing study about chocolate's (the ultra dark variety) salutary effects on mitigating Alzheimar's Syndrome. Thankfully, Asians are least prone to this disorder...

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[MENTION=41586]Divya Sharan[/MENTION]. Kyon taang khench rahe ho yaar. Bechara pitboy thoda mun halka kar raha tha ki Cleaner ney baja dala uska game. That's why I gave a detailed reply. "Dekho magar pyar se, khas kar jab koi dikha raha ho" is applicable to all of us, hai na, even to a poor pitboy

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Piney key liye subah-shaam 15 litre doodh aur aisey sawaal puchney key liye, subah-shaam 15 GPL

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^^ Lol

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Sirji, does GPL stand for what I think it stands for - #$*nd pe l@@t ???