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And now ladies and gentlemen, the REAL truth....
Cheers!
VJ
And now ladies and gentlemen, the REAL truth....
Cheers!
VJ
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
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I was just reading the thread and all of a sudden...
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I'm in dilemma now, what to do, what to think, which one to believe, which one not to. All my life was a lie it seemsOriginally posted by Divya Sharan View PostThe Wedding Night!
In a party; a manager proudly said that he did "it" 7 times with his wife on his wedding night.
A supervisor next to him said he did it 6 times before going to sleep on his 1st night.
All turned towards a fresher and asked how many times did he do on his wedding night?
Fresher replied: Only once sir.
Manager laughed and asked WHY??
Fresher replied: My wife wasn't used to it sir!!!!
Pindrop silence....... and a Lesson learnt politely.
I am back!
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Ah..!! I can understand since i see my uncle who is a avid photographer(long before these DSLR even came into the lime light) from the film roll era shares this same opinion whenever he sees some lame ass "photography" page.Originally posted by B7ACKTHORN View PostAnd now ladies and gentlemen, the REAL truth....
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Cheers!
VJ
To think the effort they took to take and process the photographs and the balathkaar some guys do to a photograph now by their shitty processing...
Damn..!!
Cheers
Ride Safe
Krishna
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Originally posted by Divya Sharan View PostThe Wedding Night!
In a party; a manager proudly said that he did "it" 7 times with his wife on his wedding night.
A supervisor next to him said he did it 6 times before going to sleep on his 1st night.
All turned towards a fresher and asked how many times did he do on his wedding night?
Fresher replied: Only once sir.
Manager laughed and asked WHY??
Fresher replied: My wife wasn't used to it sir!!!!
Pindrop silence....... and a Lesson learnt politely.
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Cheers!
VJ
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
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All gamers, hit like..
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Wish i could give a 100 likes..
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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents.
Since this is such a big event, the girl announces
to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like
to go out and make love for the first time .
The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his
first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.
The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents
house and meets his girlfriend at the door. 'Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!'
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious.'
The boy turns, and whispers back, 'And I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.
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Car names have deep meaning yo.
FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Technology.
FORD: For Only Rough Drivers.
HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive.
VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object.
PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything.
OPEL: Old People Enjoying Life.
TOYOTA: The One You Only Trust, Always.
HONDA: Hanged Over, Now Driving Away.
BMW: Big Money Waste.
AUDI : An unwanted debt invitation.
Mercedes: Maximum enthusiasm , recurring cost, ego developed, eagerness to sell.
MARUTI: Made According to Roads & Users Typically Indian.I am back!
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When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.Comment
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Sunday Test - Lock your Wife into one room & your Dog into the other room; open the doors after 7 hours...
- Who do you think will be happy to see you?
- Who do you think will bite you?
The results will be amazing
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Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
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Customer is always right.. even when they are wrong...
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Ha Ha Ha... "Erected by James cumming"
Murica!!!!!
And the EPIC one
Last edited by siddharthsure; 09-08-2013, 06:46 PM.Its better to sweat than bleed!! "AGATT "
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Wifey broke down the door in 15 minutes..........Do I look Amazing ?Originally posted by aargee View PostSunday Test - Lock your Wife into one room & your Dog into the other room; open the doors after 7 hours...
- Who do you think will be happy to see you?
- Who do you think will bite you?
The results will be amazing
Disclaimer - Do at your own risk
Ippadi usupaethi usupaetheiya Udamba Ranagalam akkittangayaLast edited by psr; 09-08-2013, 08:53 PM.When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.Comment
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[MENTION=26407]aargee[/MENTION], sir, Always trying something radical in your home on Sundays!
Cheers!
VJ
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
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A Engg student took his galfrnd to his home aftr completing engineering....
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