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  • #2671
    Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

    Ballmer: I wanna buy Nokia. Here's $7bn
    Elop: I want more
    Ballmer: What?
    Elop: Your job.
    Ballmer: Sigh. Okay.
    Ride more, browse less.

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    • #2672
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      Originally posted by Divya Sharan View Post
      Tagging @chaosaddict (again). Sorry dude, previous post got corrupted!
      This car is from Jabalpur my Hometown I happened to know the guy who lost his life, drink and drive case.... the guy was a true biker, he used to wear helmet and proactive gear when ever he use to ride.

      but bunch of fools like one in the post took him out one evening and.......

      these people will need to understand that not only they are risking their life but due to their immature act it can cause a great loss to someone else as well..
      OF THE BIKERS, BY THE BIKERS, FOR THE BIKERs

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      • #2673
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        Thought for the day...

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        When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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        • #2674
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          [MENTION=39214]B7ACKTHORN[/MENTION] & [MENTION=41586]Divya Sharan[/MENTION] - Saagar did ask for help while his fight was going on with this guy & that is when our fellow xBhpians poked in..
          BENEATH THE REMAINS.........
          Instagram - chaosaddict666 (follow for atypical uploads on heavy metal, bikes, alcohol, chakna, life, fashion yada, yada)
          YouTube - chaosaddict666 (Disclaimer: crappiest uploads ever, viewer discretion is advised)          ​

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          • #2675
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            The Rupee Eclipse.....

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            Last edited by psr; 09-04-2013, 01:12 PM.
            When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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            • #2676
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              Fail xD

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              Its better to sweat than bleed!! "AGATT "

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              • #2677
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                Signboard outside a "Silicon Breast Implant" Clinic-

                Come with "LEMONS"

                &

                Go with "MELONS"....!!!
                The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                • #2678
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                  Originally posted by siddharthsure View Post
                  Fail xD

                  [ATTACH=CONFIG]115043[/ATTACH]
                  this one is just not 2much we can say it's 4 much.

                  Sent from my GT-N7000 using Tapatalk 2

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                  • #2679
                    Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                    Originally posted by sumitro_d View Post
                    this one is just not 2much we can say it's 4 much.

                    Sent from my GT-N7000 using Tapatalk 2
                    It is TRUE..just like the Stealth jet Fighter/Bomber that Hitler's scientists built(the flying wing)...the maximum inventions regarding war Arsenal happened in Germany during WW II, and cloning was at the initial stages....
                    Last edited by psr; 09-04-2013, 07:46 PM.
                    When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                    • #2680
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                      Height of Smartness:

                      SON : Dad der is a small parent meeting in d school 2moro. Pls come.

                      Dad : What do u mean by SMALL??

                      Son : Only U, ME & PRINCIPAL
                      The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                      Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                      • #2681
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                        Mamata Banerjee : Gateway is in Kolkata - YouTube
                        Last edited by psr; 09-04-2013, 08:28 PM.
                        When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                        • #2682
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                          honeymoon - ˈhənēˌmo͞on/ -noun
                          Defined as - A man's last holiday before he starts working for a new boss!!
                          Ride more, browse less.

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                          • #2683
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                            Nadhas....

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                            Cheers!
                            VJ
                            Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                            The girl said, 'NO!'


                            And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                            THE END

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                            • #2684
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                              Padosi : Yar tere ghar se Hamesha Hasne ki Awaz ati hai Khushi ka Raaz kya hai?

                              Husb:Meri Biwi mujhe jute marti hai,Lag jay to wo hasti hai,Na lage to main hasta hu...😆😆
                              The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                              Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                              • #2685
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                                xD

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                                The comments are more hilarious than the pic

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                                Its better to sweat than bleed!! "AGATT "

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