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  • #2521
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    Dollar on an escalator......rupee on a ventilator....nation in icu....we are in coma ....onion in showroom.....god bless india
    The only way to save the Rupee is to have it tie a rakhi to
    the Dollar and say "Meri raksha karna!
    Ride more, browse less.

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    • #2522
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      Dangerous Dosti: 👬👬👬👬👬

      Main Ghar Late aaya toh Dad  ne Pucha: "Where were you?"

      Maine kaha: "Friend ke Ghar 🏡 par tha."

      Dad ne Mere hi Saamne Mere 10 Friends ko Call  Kiya.

      4 ne Kaha: "Haan Uncle,  Yahin par tha."

      2 ne Kaha: "Abhi Just Nikla  hai."

      3 ne Kaha: "Yahin hai Uncle,  Padh Raha hai, Phone du Kya?"

      1 ne to hadd hi Kar Di, Kaha: "Haan Pappa Bolo Kya Hua"!

       PITWAA DIYA SALO NE !!!😀
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      • #2523
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        For those bad days
        Attached Files
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        • #2524
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          Guess the marriage day is going to be full of surprises
          When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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          • #2525
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            here's some guide I felt might help many of fellow bikers here

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            Warm Regards,
            Pranav


            Use riding gears because Safety doesn't happen by Accident
            Spot me covered in:
            Vega Shadow - SPG Icarus - SPG Ares - SPG Perseus
            Honda CBF Stunner - Oct'11 to till date | Barky's Baby: Honda CBF 125 Modification

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            • #2526
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              Aur Maaro Sardaro par Jokes.

              Gin-Gin ke Badla le raha hai.

              Petrol - 80.35 Rs.
              Diesel - 62.41 Rs.
              Gas Cylinder - 950 Rs.
              Sugar - 52 Rs.

              Baja di na akele ek Sardar ne sabki
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              • #2527
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                Can't help, but laugh and...boy... loving this pic already.

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                Cheers!
                VJ
                Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                The girl said, 'NO!'


                And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                THE END

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                • #2528
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                  This is called single point focus ...

                  My grandfather lived for 96 years & he never used glasses...

                  Sardar: Ya, I know,
                  some people in my family also drink directly from the bottle....
                  The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                  Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                  • #2529
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                    I'm pretty sure that at least for once it has occurred to you

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                    Warm Regards,
                    Pranav


                    Use riding gears because Safety doesn't happen by Accident
                    Spot me covered in:
                    Vega Shadow - SPG Icarus - SPG Ares - SPG Perseus
                    Honda CBF Stunner - Oct'11 to till date | Barky's Baby: Honda CBF 125 Modification

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                    • #2530
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                      Originally posted by anilp View Post
                      Dollar on an escalator......rupee on a ventilator....nation in icu....we are in coma ....onion in showroom.....god bless india
                      The only way to save the Rupee is to have it tie a rakhi to
                      the Dollar and say "Meri raksha karna!
                      somebody had rightly said , the reason we have Euro and Dollar underwear in India is precisely because yeh girtey nahin hain. Koi mai ka lal Rupee Underwear bana kay dikhya

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                      • #2531
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                        masahallah..very innovative
                        Agar aap Jaag Rahe hai to So Jaiye kyonki raat ke sannate ko chirti aa rahi hai SANSANI...star news par har raat aath baje

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                        • #2532
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                          Doctor to a sardar friend: what would you prefer in your old age? Alzheimer's or Parkinson's?

                          Sardar: it's ok to spill a few drops of whiskey from the glass rather than completely forget where I put the bottle, yaar!
                          Once I have donned my black helmet, I become anonymous. My face ceases to identify me. My black visor shields others from the rigours of my passing glance while shielding me from their attempts to peer into my soul. I am an anonymous rider shrouded in black. I am no longer a specific self. I am a passing Traveller.

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                          • #2533
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                            Naughty kiddos...

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                            My DIY(s) - Sprocket bearing change | Paint job | Custom speedo dial

                            Getting angry at somebody is the same as getting angry with a bike that just won't go. You should stop and start thinking.
                            A good mechanic will let you watch even without charging you for it. |
                            It is funny to know that we've been imitated and copied so well                             and surprising when we notice our mistakes are copied as well.

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                            • #2534
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                              Computers have really changed our lifestyle !!!!

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                              • #2535
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                                1 Saasu maa Apne 3 Damado ka pyar dekhne ke liye dariya me kud gayi

                                1st damad ne bacha liya... . . Saas ne use Car di😀

                                2nd day fir kudi.2nd damad ne bachaya, to bike mili.😀

                                3rd day fir kudi . . .3rd damad ne socha"Cycle hi reh gayi hai, kya fayda"Aur saas doob gayi.😛

                                Agle din us damad ko Mercedes mili..Kaise...???
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                                The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                                Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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