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Bewakoof or whatever but I like the Mumbai train pic
Guts !!!
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---Life after marriage---
A techie woman writes to the IT Technical support.....
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 , and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0 , MONEY 3.0 and ESPN 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?
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The IT Help Desk Responds....
DEAR Madam,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly (Beta version).
Whatever you do, DO NOT in any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7.
Good Luck Madam!My DIY(s) - Sprocket bearing change | Paint job | Custom speedo dial
Getting angry at somebody is the same as getting angry with a bike that just won't go. You should stop and start thinking.
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Heard a good comparison between duke, CBR, and R15 from my friend
This is it:
"All the three are hot babes but the difference are
DUKE---Hot chick in bikini (hot & sexy)
R15-----Hot chick in tight jeans (hot & trendy)
CBR-----Hot chick in kurti (hot & cute)"
Interesting.... is there a chance I own them all..I mean owning the bikes...lol
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The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!
Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.Comment
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A famous inspirational speaker said: "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife" Audience was in shock and silence.. He added: "she was my mother" A big round of applause & laughter! A very daring husbnd tried to crack this at home After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen: "Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife" standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker by the time he gained his senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of boiling water! Moral: don't copy if u can't paste!..OF THE BIKERS, BY THE BIKERS, FOR THE BIKERsComment
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Clicked these just few minutes ago at fish n fresh
Snapper fishhhhhh..."Life is all about burning petrol and the most efficient way to do so is by riding a bike"
"A man who dreams of being an astronaut or a pilot, is yet to drive a motorcycle."
"Often, I find myself in the middle of nowhere,Rarely, in the middle of nowhere, I FIND myself..."Comment
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The chicken and the egg are laying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face while the egg is frowning and looking slightly annoyed.
The egg mutters "Well I guess that answers that riddle".Ride more, browse less.Comment
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Anil "Tea Stole"
Hope you guys got what it sells
Cheerz!!The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!
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Though there are such blunt but funny cartoons to laughOriginally posted by ryan.virgo View Post
, this thread stands as a testimony to few accidentally sweet but funny ones ..... something like this 
Warm Regards,
Pranav
Use riding gears because Safety doesn't happen by Accident
Spot me covered in:
Vega Shadow - SPG Icarus - SPG Ares - SPG Perseus
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What is Alcohol..??-)
Classy answer...
Dimaag ke constipation ka Isabgol..!!! D
Lene ke baad vichaar khul ke baahar aatey hai...!!! :
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the little pug piccy
P.S. In case you failed to figure out the fun listen to it first
LMFAO - Sexy and I Know It - YouTube
Warm Regards,
Pranav
Use riding gears because Safety doesn't happen by Accident
Spot me covered in:
Vega Shadow - SPG Icarus - SPG Ares - SPG Perseus
Honda CBF Stunner - Oct'11 to till date | Barky's Baby: Honda CBF 125 ModificationComment
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Good one...
My DIY(s) - Sprocket bearing change | Paint job | Custom speedo dial
Getting angry at somebody is the same as getting angry with a bike that just won't go. You should stop and start thinking.
A good mechanic will let you watch even without charging you for it. |
It is funny to know that we've been imitated and copied so well and surprising when we notice our mistakes are copied as well.Comment
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Heights of stupidity
Fare thee well xBhp, All the best for being the biggest name in corporate world
FAQs-RTR owners
Helmet Range
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---Famous Quotes by Famous people---
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
- Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
- Mike Tyson
"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
- Rudy Giuliani
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
- Shaquille O Neal
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
- Kobe Bryant
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
- Barack ObamaMy DIY(s) - Sprocket bearing change | Paint job | Custom speedo dial
Getting angry at somebody is the same as getting angry with a bike that just won't go. You should stop and start thinking.
A good mechanic will let you watch even without charging you for it. |
It is funny to know that we've been imitated and copied so well and surprising when we notice our mistakes are copied as well.Comment
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