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Red Alert for Men:

Agar koi anjaan ladki aapko koi 'GIFT' de toh kripya use na le.

Kyonki, us mein 'Rakhi' ho sakta hain. Aap ki zara si laparvahi aapko 'Bhai' bana sakti hain

Jan hit mein jaari

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A traffic cop flagged down a motorist and said, 'I'm arresting you for going through three red lights.'
'Yeah, well, I'm colour blind,' said the motorist.
'In addition to that, you were exceeding the speed limit,' said the policeman.
'So what?' said the motorist.
'And on top of all that you were going the wrong way down a one-way street,' added the officer.
'I always did have a lousy sense of direction,' said the motorist with a smile.

At that point, his wife leaned forward from the ,back seat and said, 'Don't pay any attention to him, officer. He always talks like this when he's had a few drinks.'

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Only movie fans, especially who've watched Karate Kid (old) can understand this joke...


ROTFL - Waste of India

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ROFL! Aargee sir, how can I forget Miyagi. LOL



Cheers!
VJ

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Biker prayer

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You got to hear this. It is supposed to be true but I have not checked as my kids don't go to that school

School Answering Machine - YouTube

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That's why helmet is important

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Lesser known facts about Arnab Goswami*

Arnab Goswami was in school, he used to answer every question with 33 questions.*

Once he was inducted by the CBSE board in a panel to draft questions for the class X board exams. Was dropped after he added a 'nation needs to know' suffix to each question*

His first love letter had 137 questions for the object of his affection*

Arnab's wife never argues with him as she is afraid of losing*

Most of the self proclaimed evidence papers he waves on his show Newshour are grocery lists written by his wife*

Goswami's neighbors avoid him during their morning walk in order to prevent being asked 36 questions*

Arnab Goswami's maid once fainted due to low BP after Goswami questioned her absence from duty*

08 secs is the longest any panelist has spoken on Newshour without interruption by Arnab*

Pakistan's former dictator and clown Parvez Musharraf had 5 military interrogators question him non-stop for 34 hours in preparation for his first appearance on Newshour*

He starts his day with 36 questions to self*

Once a service manager at a prominent 5-star hotel asked Arnab for feeback on his stay. The manager was released only after Goswami asked him 74 questions*

Panel-Panel was Arnab's favorite game as a 6-year old. He used to gang up with 4 neighborhood kids and grill random kids on random topics*

His autobiography 'The nation needs to know' is written in a QnA format

*During his interview for a job as a reporter for NDTV, Arnab asked Pranoy Roy 93 questions in under one hour*

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History sir was on leave. So science
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The very 1st Question shocked the students.......
Describe Jhansi ki Rani with a neat diagram & label the parts
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A man died and went to heaven..God was surprised to see his heart was still beating....
God asked him, how come??
The man replied "I'm dead but my wife still lives in my heart." .....

The man was sent to hell for over acting 

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Saw this on HMSI Website; ROTFL
Chain going round, heads going round...my foot!! Don't know what all else will go round LOL

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Hey............... even my bi-cycle's chain can be seen going round, but does it make heads of people going round too ??
Is there any diamond planted on between any of the chain links , which may make heads of people going round ?
If thats the case my head will definitely go round .
The person who thought of that quote should be an antique piece to be remembered !!!! LOLZ

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It doesn't for your cycle but does for Stunner, that's the difference it makes

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It must be because of " Diamond " Chain..

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All Hell in a row.