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  • #2431
    Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

    Santa roti ka 1 tukda khud kha raha tha aur 1 pass baithi murgi ko khila raha tha...

    Banta: "Ye kya kar raha hai?"

    Santa- "Chicken ke sath roti kha raha hu.

    Shravan chal rahe hain na... 😩
    Ride more, browse less.

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    • #2432
      Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...





      Sent from my Spice Mi-530 using Tapatalk 4
      Splendor - 2k to 2006
      Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
      P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
      Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
      ZMR - 2010 to Forever
      RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
      Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
      RayZ - 2015 til now
      Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


      Delhi to Narkanda
      Delhi to Coimbatore
      Delhi to Nepal

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      • #2433
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        This got me real hard.

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        Cheers!
        VJ
        Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
        The girl said, 'NO!'


        And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


        THE END

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        • #2434
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          The Diff
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          • #2435
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            "Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?"

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            "Would you give a guy a foot massage?"
            "**** you."

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            • #2436
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              Damaad ji pehli baar Sasural gaye.
              Gaon walo se pucha -
              "Yahan Enjoyment ke liye kuch nahi hai kya?"

              Gaon wale -
              "Nahi babu, Ek thi ....Woh bhi aap le gaye..." 
              The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

              Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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              • #2437
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                ROFL!!


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                Cheers!
                VJ
                Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                The girl said, 'NO!'


                And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                THE END

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                • #2438
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                  Awsm deal of the day by flipkart..... Dont miss this, Time running

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                  Its better to sweat than bleed!! "AGATT "

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                  • #2439
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                    Ninja 4 wheel version
                    "Life is all about burning petrol and the most efficient way to do so is by riding a bike"
                    "A man who dreams of being an astronaut or a pilot, is yet to drive a motorcycle."
                    "Often, I find myself in the middle of nowhere,Rarely, in the middle of nowhere, I FIND myself..."

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                    • #2440
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                      Supersonically Slow

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                      The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                      Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                      • #2441
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                        What's wrong in this? I mean, 32+32 = 64 isn't it?


                        Height of determination...
                        Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                        Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                        ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                        • #2442
                          Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                          Originally posted by aargee View Post
                          Height of determination...
                          ..................... indeed
                          Warm Regards,
                          Pranav


                          Use riding gears because Safety doesn't happen by Accident
                          Spot me covered in:
                          Vega Shadow - SPG Icarus - SPG Ares - SPG Perseus
                          Honda CBF Stunner - Oct'11 to till date | Barky's Baby: Honda CBF 125 Modification

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                          • #2443
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                            Customers with high computer knowledge....

                            Customer: "Do I need a computer to use your software?"
                            Tech Support:?!%#$
                            ---------------

                            Tech Support: "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?"
                            Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"
                            ---------------

                            Tech Support: "What type of computer do you have?"
                            Customer: "A white one."
                            ---------------

                            Tech Support: "Type 'A:' at the prompt."
                            Customer: "How do you spell that?"
                            ---------------

                            Tech Support: "What's on your screen right now?"
                            Customer: "A stuffed animal that my boyfriend got me at the grocery store."
                            ---------------

                            Tech Support: "What operating system are you running?"
                            Customer: "Pentium."
                            ---------------

                            Customer: "My computer's telling me I performed an illegal abortion."
                            ---------------

                            Customer: "I have Microsoft Exploder."
                            ---------------

                            Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?"

                            My DIY(s) - Sprocket bearing change | Paint job | Custom speedo dial

                            Getting angry at somebody is the same as getting angry with a bike that just won't go. You should stop and start thinking.
                            A good mechanic will let you watch even without charging you for it. |
                            It is funny to know that we've been imitated and copied so well                             and surprising when we notice our mistakes are copied as well.

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                            • #2444
                              Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                              Originally posted by aargee View Post
                              Height of determination...
                              I wonder if the applicant killed the person to take his place

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                              • #2445
                                Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...









                                Sent from my Spice Mi-530 using Tapatalk 4
                                Splendor - 2k to 2006
                                Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
                                P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
                                Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
                                ZMR - 2010 to Forever
                                RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
                                Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
                                RayZ - 2015 til now
                                Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


                                Delhi to Narkanda
                                Delhi to Coimbatore
                                Delhi to Nepal

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