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    Santa roti ka 1 tukda khud kha raha tha aur 1 pass baithi murgi ko khila raha tha...

    Banta: "Ye kya kar raha hai?"

    Santa- "Chicken ke sath roti kha raha hu.

    Shravan chal rahe hain na... 😩
    Ride more, browse less.

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      Sent from my Spice Mi-530 using Tapatalk 4
      Splendor - 2k to 2006
      Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
      P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
      Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
      ZMR - 2010 to Forever
      RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
      Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
      RayZ - 2015 til now
      Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


      Delhi to Narkanda
      Delhi to Coimbatore
      Delhi to Nepal

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        This got me real hard.

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        Cheers!
        VJ
        Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
        The girl said, 'NO!'


        And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


        THE END

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          The Diff
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            "Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?"

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            "Would you give a guy a foot massage?"
            "**** you."

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              Damaad ji pehli baar Sasural gaye.
              Gaon walo se pucha -
              "Yahan Enjoyment ke liye kuch nahi hai kya?"

              Gaon wale -
              "Nahi babu, Ek thi ....Woh bhi aap le gaye..." 
              The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

              Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                ROFL!!


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                Cheers!
                VJ
                Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                The girl said, 'NO!'


                And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                THE END

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                  Awsm deal of the day by flipkart..... Dont miss this, Time running

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                  Its better to sweat than bleed!! "AGATT "

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                    Ninja 4 wheel version
                    "Life is all about burning petrol and the most efficient way to do so is by riding a bike"
                    "A man who dreams of being an astronaut or a pilot, is yet to drive a motorcycle."
                    "Often, I find myself in the middle of nowhere,Rarely, in the middle of nowhere, I FIND myself..."

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                      Supersonically Slow

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                      The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                      Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                        What's wrong in this? I mean, 32+32 = 64 isn't it?


                        Height of determination...
                        Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                        Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                        ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                          Originally posted by aargee View Post
                          Height of determination...
                          ..................... indeed

                          Warm Regards,
                          Pranav


                          Use riding gears because Safety doesn't happen by Accident

                          Spot me covered in:
                          Vega Shadow - SPG Icarus - SPG Ares - SPG Perseus

                          Honda CBF Stunner - Oct'11 to till date | Barky's Baby: Honda CBF 125 Modification

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                            Customers with high computer knowledge....

                            Customer: "Do I need a computer to use your software?"
                            Tech Support:?!%#$
                            ---------------

                            Tech Support: "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?"
                            Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"
                            ---------------

                            Tech Support: "What type of computer do you have?"
                            Customer: "A white one."
                            ---------------

                            Tech Support: "Type 'A:' at the prompt."
                            Customer: "How do you spell that?"
                            ---------------

                            Tech Support: "What's on your screen right now?"
                            Customer: "A stuffed animal that my boyfriend got me at the grocery store."
                            ---------------

                            Tech Support: "What operating system are you running?"
                            Customer: "Pentium."
                            ---------------

                            Customer: "My computer's telling me I performed an illegal abortion."
                            ---------------

                            Customer: "I have Microsoft Exploder."
                            ---------------

                            Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?"

                            My DIY(s) - Sprocket bearing change | Paint job | Custom speedo dial

                            Getting angry at somebody is the same as getting angry with a bike that just won't go. You should stop and start thinking.
                            A good mechanic will let you watch even without charging you for it. | Riding faster than everyone else only guarantees youll ride alone.

                            It is funny to know that we've been imitated and copied so well
                            and surprising when we notice our mistakes are copied as well.

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                              Originally posted by aargee View Post
                              Height of determination...
                              I wonder if the applicant killed the person to take his place

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                                Sent from my Spice Mi-530 using Tapatalk 4
                                Splendor - 2k to 2006
                                Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
                                P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
                                Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
                                ZMR - 2010 to Forever
                                RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
                                Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
                                RayZ - 2015 til now
                                Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


                                Delhi to Narkanda
                                Delhi to Coimbatore
                                Delhi to Nepal

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