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    Originally posted by psr View Post
    So long as you are individual it is possible......get hooked, your "FUSE" will be removed..

    Smile at everyone you meet and make someone happy.

    Its better to sweat than bleed!! "AGATT "



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      A desperate woman having problem with HUSBAND 1.0 emailed the tech support this

      She got the reply after a few hours

      I am back!

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        Originally posted by icemang View Post
        (that ibid specimen of ibid species will get a royal tummy ache from the terrifying smorgasbord is superfluous, it is the sentiment that counts..)
        .
        .
        .Incoming..... retreat.... Silence.
        since u've dared to hint on committing a heinous crime [talking of ibid species, etc.] & making me spill my coffee on my keyboard yet again... there is only one punishment harsher than even the court martial itself... dispatching a log of this communique to ur home-minister via express-shipment pronto!
        be advised... u've been forewarned [MENTION=33779]icemang[/MENTION] [so u may try & be forearmed]

        @psr : LOL! sir.., wonder how identical running is the train of thoughts for all helpless souls [read married men]
        ◦ ● 4-wheels move the body... 2-wheels move the soul ● ◦

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          Results of icc champions trophy 2013
          1) ind vs sa - ind
          2) pak vs wi - wi
          3) eng vs aus - eng
          4) sri vs nz - nz
          5) pak vs sa - sa
          6) ind vs wi - ind
          7) aus vs nz - aus
          8) eng vs sri - eng
          9) wi vs sa - wi
          10) ind vs pak - ind
          11) eng vs nz - eng
          12) sri vs aus - sri
          Semi finals
          1) ind vs sri - ind
          2) eng vs wi - eng.
          Finals
          1) ind vs eng - ind
          sreesanth ka msg aaya isliye fwd kiya 

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            That moment when you realize someone has copied your outfit.

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            Cheers!
            VJ
            Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
            The girl said, 'NO!'


            And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


            THE END

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              I could not stop laughing...

              Red Colou Vechur cow for sale - Kottayam - Pets - Pet Accessories

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                  Originally posted by New guy View Post
                  My Mom said to me: Why do you study only before exams and not during the whole year?

                  Son replied : Lehro ka sukoon to sabhi ko pasand hai,
                  lekin toofaano me kashti nikalne ka maza hi kuch aur hai!
                  Bro you said my words bcs my exams are going on these days..
                  KTM RC390 - Current
                  Yamaha R15 v2 - Sold
                  Hero Hunk - Sold
                  An IT Engineer by profession and a rider by soul.


                  Delhi to Sach Pass - http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/tourer/3...h-ka-darr.html
                  Delhi to Mana - http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/tourer/2...xperience.html
                  Delhi to Munsyari - http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/tourer/2...ttrakhand.html
                  Spiti circuit - http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/tourer/3...cuit-solo.html

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                    When Lord Voldemort learnt a step from Prabhu Deva!

                    Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.
                    Because everyone who passes, isn't a martyr!

                    Bullet Service Guide CBR 250R Parts Manual Fz16 service manual - https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1-...VFQmJzakk/view
                    Hero Moto Corp Bikes' Parts RE STD 350 Wiring Diagram (CI) Service Manual - Classic 350/500
                    ZMR parts - https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B-U...it?usp=sharing
                    P200NS Spares' prices - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/...taGd5R2c#gid=0

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                      Sent from my Spice Mi-530 using xBhp Connect mobile app
                      Splendor - 2k to 2006
                      Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
                      P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
                      Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
                      ZMR - 2010 to Forever
                      RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
                      Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
                      RayZ - 2015 til now
                      Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


                      Delhi to Narkanda
                      Delhi to Coimbatore
                      Delhi to Nepal

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                        Sent from my Spice Mi-530 using xBhp Connect mobile app
                        Splendor - 2k to 2006
                        Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
                        P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
                        Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
                        ZMR - 2010 to Forever
                        RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
                        Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
                        RayZ - 2015 til now
                        Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


                        Delhi to Narkanda
                        Delhi to Coimbatore
                        Delhi to Nepal

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                          When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                            This one is epic (source facebook)
                            Carb Tuning made easy (Thanks Sibun !)

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                              Originally posted by HellsFury View Post
                              Damn! that's a beautiful cow, just look at her sexy belly and those cute round shaped udder. I'd have gotten her if she weren't having 2 children already and pregnant with others kid Still, I like her cute horn and the gorgeous tail :P

                              EDIT: Just saw it online, reminds me of my past

                              Last edited by Cleaner; 06-13-2013, 02:50 AM.
                              I am back!

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                                Example of polymorphism?

                                My reaction when my Mother asks "How are you?"


                                My reaction when my Wife asks "How are you?"
                                Last edited by aargee; 06-13-2013, 05:13 AM.
                                Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                                Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                                ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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