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    A man dies. In heaven he sees a large Wall full of Clocks. He asks an angel: "What are these for?

    Angel says, "These are lie Clocks, every person has lie clock! Whenever you lie on earth, the clock moves."
    The man points towards a clock and asks, "Whose clock is this?"

    Angel says, "Its Mother Teresa's. It never moved, showing that she never told lie"

    The couldn't control his anxiety & asks, "Where is Indian Politician's clock?

    Angel replies, "That's in our office, we use it as TABLE FAN"
    Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
    Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
    ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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      Originally posted by abhi7013 View Post
      Be Tony Stark! You can do both. Keep wife happy and also many others too. But you'd be damn lucky to find a wife like peppers!!

      Sent from my MT27i using Tapatalk 2
      I am happy being Reneav

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      Originally posted by aargee View Post
      A man dies. In heaven he sees a large Wall full of Clocks. He asks an angel: "What are these for?

      Angel says, "These are lie Clocks, every person has lie clock! Whenever you lie on earth, the clock moves."
      The man points towards a clock and asks, "Whose clock is this?"

      Angel says, "Its Mother Teresa's. It never moved, showing that she never told lie"

      The couldn't control his anxiety & asks, "Where is Indian Politician's clock?

      Angel replies, "That's in our office, we use it as TABLE FAN"
      Its an old one.. but still makes me laugh every time I read it
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      Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
      P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
      Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
      ZMR - 2010 to Forever
      RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
      Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
      RayZ - 2015 til now
      Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


      Delhi to Narkanda
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        Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
        Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
        ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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          Perception.

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          Cheers!
          VJ
          Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
          The girl said, 'NO!'


          And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


          THE END

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            I am back!

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              Splendor - 2k to 2006
              Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
              P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
              Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
              ZMR - 2010 to Forever
              RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
              Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
              RayZ - 2015 til now
              Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


              Delhi to Narkanda
              Delhi to Coimbatore
              Delhi to Nepal

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                @^
                fail!
                the last pic ain't india! must be some south east asian country...
                Apache 180

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                  Originally posted by icemang View Post
                  Sir,

                  I empathize and sympathize completely. We are in the same boat; you picked up the oars years earlier so will stow them early too. Vice versa for me. Such original, creative, innovative mental mobility displayed here. And with compassion for an endangered species too (that ibid specimen of ibid species will get a royal tummy ache from the terrifying smorgasbord is superfluous, it is the sentiment that counts..)

                  "1984" was not an Orwellian nightmare. It is a matrimonial reality (have strapped on my T-72 MBT here with a regiment of Bofors, the Gorshkov and No 28 Sqn standing by for support)

                  Incoming..... retreat.... Silence.
                  I thought only I knew of the day of my "Sacrifice" in the alter......Now I see the WHOLE WORLD knows I was sacrificed in 1984.....
                  In my case my defense had been countered with "Abraham" tanks, "Raptor" UAVs, F22 Raptors with vectored thrust , "Tomahawk"s etc.,....
                  Originally posted by abhi7013 View Post
                  Be Tony Stark! You can do both. Keep wife happy and also many others too. But you'd be damn lucky to find a wife like peppers!!

                  Sent from my MT27i using Tapatalk 2
                  Are you trying to bait him ? Managing one is tough ..and to have many is asking for perennial trouble.

                  Originally posted by rreneav1987 View Post
                  I am happy being Reneav
                  So long as you are individual it is possible......get hooked, your "FUSE" will be removed..
                  When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                    Originally posted by psr View Post
                    Are you trying to bait him ? Managing one is tough ..and to have many is asking for perennial trouble.
                    Exactly.. wife is difficult to manage.. but girlfriends aren't if you don't like her.. or if she is trying to change you from who you are.. go ahead in search of next..


                    Originally posted by psr View Post
                    So long as you are individual it is possible......get hooked, your "FUSE" will be removed..
                    Sir, which "FUSE" are you referring to over here??
                    Splendor - 2k to 2006
                    Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
                    P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
                    Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
                    ZMR - 2010 to Forever
                    RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
                    Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
                    RayZ - 2015 til now
                    Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


                    Delhi to Narkanda
                    Delhi to Coimbatore
                    Delhi to Nepal

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                      The Story of Love and Marriage.........

                      How you feel initially...






                      What happens after marriage.........




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                      Originally posted by rreneav1987 View Post
                      Sir, which "FUSE" are you referring to over here??
                      The "MAIN" Fuse.....
                      Last edited by psr; 06-12-2013, 10:35 AM.
                      When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                        Originally posted by psr View Post
                        The Story of Love and Marriage.........

                        How you feel initially...






                        What happens after marriage.........




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                        The "MAIN" Fuse.....
                        Sir.. anubavam pesuthu polaaaa???

                        Main fuse ah??? Oh Nooooo

                        Sent from my Spice Mi-530 using xBhp Connect mobile app
                        Splendor - 2k to 2006
                        Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
                        P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
                        Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
                        ZMR - 2010 to Forever
                        RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
                        Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
                        RayZ - 2015 til now
                        Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


                        Delhi to Narkanda
                        Delhi to Coimbatore
                        Delhi to Nepal

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                          Originally posted by rreneav1987 View Post
                          Sir.. anubavam pesuthu polaaaa???

                          Main fuse ah??? Oh Nooooo

                          Sent from my Spice Mi-530 using xBhp Connect mobile app



                          Got Changed to...

                          When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                            The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven.

                            At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. 'Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven.'

                            Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, ' I want to hang out with God.'

                            St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.

                            God recognised Arthur and commented, 'Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley-Davidson motorcycle? '
                            Arthur said, 'Yeah, that's me...'

                            God commented: 'Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?'

                            Arthur was a bit embarrassed, but finally spoke, 'Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?'

                            God said, 'Ah, yes.'

                            'Well,' said Arthur , 'professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention !
                            1 There's too much inconsistency in the front-end suspension

                            2. It chatters constantly at high speeds

                            3. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble about too much

                            4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust

                            5. The maintenance costs are outrageous!!!!

                            'Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there,' replied God, 'hold on.'

                            God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited for the results.

                            The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

                            'Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,' God said to Arthur, 'but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours

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                              Originally posted by saipranav View Post
                              @^
                              fail!
                              the last pic ain't india! must be some south east asian country...
                              I know.. but the logic behind it is what it says.. :P
                              Splendor - 2k to 2006
                              Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
                              P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
                              Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
                              ZMR - 2010 to Forever
                              RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
                              Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
                              RayZ - 2015 til now
                              Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


                              Delhi to Narkanda
                              Delhi to Coimbatore
                              Delhi to Nepal

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                                Mumbai - Bangalore Solo Ride

                                A Breath-Taking Ride (Literally)

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