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    Sent from my Spice Mi-530 using xBhp Connect mobile app
    Splendor - 2k to 2006
    Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
    P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
    Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
    ZMR - 2010 to Forever
    RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
    Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
    RayZ - 2015 til now
    Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


    Delhi to Narkanda
    Delhi to Coimbatore
    Delhi to Nepal

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      Some more excellence in Engineering.......






      ----consecutive posts auto-merged-----

      Remembering the good old days, ......


      Werner Von Braun......testing his first V2 Rocket ...the forerunner to the Mighty Saturn V rockets that put USA in the lead in the race to put man on the Moon... and the Designer standing beside the Mighty Saturn V



      testing a helmet............................................ .................................................. .................A Toll Booth....













      But men will be men ALWAYS.....




      The Bike is always faithful and will not leave you....

      Last edited by psr; 06-08-2013, 10:42 AM.
      When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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        Originally posted by psr View Post
        The last pic is PS......




        Some more excellence in Engineering.......




        Sir.. the last pic is a camouflage.. see the pic properly..

        Sent from my Spice Mi-530 using xBhp Connect mobile app
        Splendor - 2k to 2006
        Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
        P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
        Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
        ZMR - 2010 to Forever
        RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
        Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
        RayZ - 2015 til now
        Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


        Delhi to Narkanda
        Delhi to Coimbatore
        Delhi to Nepal

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          Totally worth it...

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          Sent from my Spice Mi-530 using xBhp Connect mobile app
          Splendor - 2k to 2006
          Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
          P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
          Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
          ZMR - 2010 to Forever
          RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
          Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
          RayZ - 2015 til now
          Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


          Delhi to Narkanda
          Delhi to Coimbatore
          Delhi to Nepal

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            Originally posted by rreneav1987 View Post
            Totally worth it...
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            How I wish I could kick Beiber's sorry a$$. (No offence meant to FANS Click image for larger version

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            BENEATH THE REMAINS.........
            Instagram - chaosaddict666 (follow for atypical uploads on heavy metal, bikes, alcohol, chakna, life, fashion yada, yada)
            YouTube - chaosaddict666 (Disclaimer: crappiest uploads ever, viewer discretion is advised)

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              =-? WHAT SEX CAN DO...!

              1. It makes some people religious: Oh God! Oh My God! Yes! God!

              2. It gives some people their first musical lesson: mmmm...aaaahh...ooooh...aaahhh

              3. Makes some people natural competitors: Ffaaast! Fasterrr! Yeah fasterrr!

              4. It makes some people announce their own obituary: Ahh you are killing me! I'm dead! I'm finished! You'll kill me!

              5. It makes some ladies become terrorists: Destroy it! Don't show any damn mercy! Just tear it apart! Don't do it with mercy! I am not your sister. Do it harderrr...HARDER!

              6. Others become respectful: Give it to me please.. please ... mmm... please I'm begging

              7. Some show sudden loyalty: I love you! You are my life! I'm yours forever! You are the best! Say whatever you want. Jack me any how and it's yours!

              8. Makes some people become beggars: Yeah please don't stop! Please I beg in God's name give it to me!

              Funny thing sex is...isn't it...


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                Originally posted by rreneav1987 View Post
                Sir.. the last pic is a camouflage.. see the pic properly..

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                I did not get it bro. Camouflage where?

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                ZMR- PGMFI re-defined

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                  Originally posted by abhi7013 View Post
                  I did not get it bro. Camouflage where?

                  Sent from my MT27i using Tapatalk 2
                  Check the pic.. its the guy carrying the girl.. but it appears as if the girl is carrying him..

                  Sent from my Spice Mi-530 using xBhp Connect mobile app
                  Splendor - 2k to 2006
                  Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
                  P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
                  Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
                  ZMR - 2010 to Forever
                  RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
                  Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
                  RayZ - 2015 til now
                  Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


                  Delhi to Narkanda
                  Delhi to Coimbatore
                  Delhi to Nepal

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                  • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                    Originally posted by rreneav1987 View Post
                    Check the pic.. its the guy carrying the girl.. but it appears as if the girl is carrying him..

                    Sent from my Spice Mi-530 using xBhp Connect mobile app
                    Oh that pic? I thought you were referring to-
                    And kept observing it. Lol!

                    Sent from my MT27i using Tapatalk 2
                    ZMR- PGMFI re-defined

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                      • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                        Originally posted by abhi7013 View Post
                        Oh that pic? I thought you were referring
                        And kept observing it. Lol!

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                        BENEATH THE REMAINS.........
                        Instagram - chaosaddict666 (follow for atypical uploads on heavy metal, bikes, alcohol, chakna, life, fashion yada, yada)
                        YouTube - chaosaddict666 (Disclaimer: crappiest uploads ever, viewer discretion is advised)

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                          Sometimes words we use turn against us.. lol..
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                          Think before you speak..

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                          Difference between China and Africa.. lol..

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                          B*t*h please.. A DSLR doesn't make you a photographer

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                          Sent from my Spice Mi-530 using xBhp Connect mobile app
                          Splendor - 2k to 2006
                          Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
                          P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
                          Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
                          ZMR - 2010 to Forever
                          RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
                          Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
                          RayZ - 2015 til now
                          Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


                          Delhi to Narkanda
                          Delhi to Coimbatore
                          Delhi to Nepal

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                            Husband: Main tumhe shaadi ki 10th anniversary par ANDAMAN NICOBAR ISLANDS lekar jaaunga..

                            Wife: Sach! Aur 25th par?

                            Husband: Lene aaunga..!!!
                            The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                            Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                            • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                              There once was a bear and a rabbit and they hated each other.The bear and rabbit then stumbled upon a magical talkingtree. The tree said: "I will grant you 3 wishes a piece if you will stop fighting!"So the bear went first. "I wish all the bears in the forest are females." And all the bears in the forest turned into females..The rabbit said: "I wish I had a helmet.." Rabbit gets the helmet and the bear looks at him funny..The bear wishes: "I wish all the bears in the country are females.."The wish was granted.The rabbit says, "I wish I have a motorcycle." By this point the bear thinks the rabbit is the stupidest thing he's ever seen...The rabbit could wish for money and have all the motorcycles in the world.The bear says: "I wish all the bears in the world are female..!"The wish is granted.When it's the rabbit's turn towish, he puts on his helmet, gets on his motorcycle, and says: "I wish that bear becomes gay...!!!"

                              Sent from my Spice Mi-530 using xBhp Connect mobile app
                              Splendor - 2k to 2006
                              Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
                              P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
                              Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
                              ZMR - 2010 to Forever
                              RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
                              Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
                              RayZ - 2015 til now
                              Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


                              Delhi to Narkanda
                              Delhi to Coimbatore
                              Delhi to Nepal

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                                When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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