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    When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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      Son kills butterfly, dad says no butter for 2 weeks. Son kills honeybee, dad says no honey for 2 weeks. Mom kills cockroach, Son says, dad wil u tell her or should i?
      Ride like you are invisible.

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        Originally posted by Dr. DEEPAK View Post
        WHY MEN AREN'T ALLOWED
        TO RUN ADVICE In LOVE
        COLUMNS IN MAGAZINES
        AND NEWSPAPERS

        Anonymous:
        Hi! I'm a lady aged 26 married with one kid. Last week my husband was off duty and I had to drive alone to work. I left my husband with the maid and my baby at home. I drove for just about 2km from home n my car engine started 2 overheat so i had to turn back and get another car. When i got home i found my husband in bed with our maid. I don't know what to do now. Please help.

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        Dear anonymous.
        Overheating of engine after such short distance can be caused by problems associated with the carburetor. U need to check your oil and water level in your engine b4 u start your journey. U must also make sure your car is serviced regularly to avoid problems in future. Hope this helped you...!! 
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        BENEATH THE REMAINS.........
        Instagram - chaosaddict666 (follow for atypical uploads on heavy metal, bikes, alcohol, chakna, life, fashion yada, yada)
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          Husband bangkok jaake jab kaafi din wapas nahi aaya,
          to biwi ne usko ek sms kiya
          "Yaad rakhna jo cheez tum udhar 'kharid' sakte ho ,
          wohi cheez main idhar bech sakti hoon",

          next day
          Husband at home
          The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

          Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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            Last edited by psr; 06-04-2013, 09:15 PM.
            When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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              Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

              Sarah was reading a newspaper while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. "Listen to this," she said. "There's a classified ad here where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium." "Hmmm," her husband said, not looking up from his magazine. Teasing him, Sarah said, "Would you swap me for a season ticket?" "Absolutely not," he said. "How sweet," Sarah said. "Tell me why not." "Season's more than half over," he said.
              Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
              Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
              ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                Originally posted by aargee View Post
                Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
                You are really starting to scare me man, I think I have Marriagophobia now

                I am back!

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                  Originally posted by Cleaner View Post
                  You are really starting to scare me man, I think I have Marriagophobia now
                  There's nothing threatening, it's a joke & for some men it's afact; just LOL.

                  Take things as it comes - Words of Wisdom from a Wise Man
                  Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                  Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                  ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                    A young fellow was about to be married and was asking his grandfather about s*x. He asked, "How often should you have it?" His grandfather told him that when you first get married, you want it all the time, and maybe do it several times a day. Later on, s*x tapers off and you have it once a week or so. Then as you get older, you have s*x maybe once a month. When you get really old, you are lucky to have it once a year, maybe on your anniversary. The young fellow then asked his grandfather, "Well how about you and grandma now?" His grandfather replied, "Oh, we just have oral s*x now." "What's oral s*x?" the young fellow asked. "Well," grandpa said, "she goes to bed in her room, and I go to bed in my room. And she yells, 'Fu*k you', and I holler back, 'Fu*k you too.' "
                    Ride like you are invisible.

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                      When you come back to home after a movie with the GF and sister opens the door with a facial expression something like this
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                      and says "Nobody will get to know that you guys had a movie together if few of my basic expenses are covered by you"

                      Warm Regards,
                      Pranav


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                        Here's something on the trends marriage...

                        1960's ..........Son, get married to a girl in our own caste

                        1970's.......... Son, get married to a girl in our religion

                        1980's ......... Son, get married to a girl in our level

                        1990's ......... Son, get married to an Indian girl

                        2000’s ......... Son, get married to a girl younger to you

                        2009’s ......... Son, whoever, but get married to a girl!!!
                        Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                        Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                        ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                          Best poem of the year...

                          Baba bas**d have you any kids?
                          Yes sir, yes sir 3 damn kids,
                          one from the neighbour
                          one from my maid and
                          one from the prostitute who never got paid


                          -----------------------------


                          A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She found the most perfect shoes in the first shop, and a beautiful dress in the second. She had just entered the third shop where everything had just been reduced fifty percent when her mobile phone rang.

                          It was a lady doctor notifying her that her husband had just been in a terrible car accident and was in critical condition in the ICU. The woman told the lady doctor to tell her husband that she'd be there as soon as possible.

                          When she hung up, she realized she was leaving what was shaping up to be her best day ever shopping in these boutiques, so she decided to just look in two or three more before heading to the hospital.

                          Anyhow, she ended up shopping the rest of the morning, finishing her trip with a cup of coffee and a beautiful chocolate cake compliment of the last shop. She was jubilant.

                          Then she remembered her husband. Feeling guilty, she dashed to the hospital.

                          She saw the lady doctor in the corridor and asked about her husband's condition.

                          The lady doctor glared at her and shouted, "You went ahead and finished your shopping trip didn't you? I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself shopping, your husband has been languishing in the Intensive Care Unit! It's just as well you went ahead and finished, because it's likely be the last shopping trip you will ever make! For the rest of his life he will require round-the-clock care. And he will now be your responsibility!"

                          The woman felt so guilty she broke down and cried and cried.

                          The lady doctor then laughed and said, "I'm just pulling your leg. He's dead. Show me what you bought!
                          Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                          Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                          ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                            Originally posted by Cleaner View Post
                            You are really starting to scare me man, I think I have Marriagophobia now
                            There is a saying..." Men are WISE....when they Marry they become OTHERWISE"....
                            Originally posted by aargee View Post
                            There's nothing threatening, it's a joke & for some men it's afact; just LOL.

                            Take things as it comes - Words of Wisdom from a Wise Man
                            Yes it is a Joke for the Unmarried and a Fact of Life's learning for the Married....

                            Last edited by psr; 06-04-2013, 11:24 AM.
                            When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                              A girl was towelling her wet pussy.
                              She enjoyed it very much and started rubbing it vigourosly until

                              the pussy cried 'meow' and ran away.

                              Well the pussy has been cleaned, and now it's time to clean your thoughts!

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                                thought of the day::::::"Whenever in life you are losing self control.... . . . . . . . . . . . . Just think about Sunny Leone's cameraman." ----consecutive posts auto-merged----- A Mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all gettingmarried within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their s*x life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital s*x felt.. The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but "Nescafe." Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good till the last drop." Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.. The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read:"Benson & Hedges". Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the Benson&Hedges pack: "Extra Long King Size." She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter. The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words: "British Airways".. Mom took out her latest Harper's Bazaar magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for the airline. The ad said: "Three times a day, seven days aweek, both ways." (Mom fainted)..
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                                Ride like you are invisible.

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