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    Sari umra hum
    mar- mar k jee liye
    Ek pal to ab hume
    pine do- pine do 
    Give me some white wine,
    Give me some red,🍷
    Give me another glass,
    I wanna drink it once again,
    Kandho ko beer k bojh ne jhukaya,Daru pina to khud dosto ne sikhaya, 👬99% Marks laoge to whisky,
    Varna desi, 
    Haath me beer, rum, vodka ka chaala,
    Cocktail- mocktail ne pura bachpan jala dala,🙀
    Bachpan to gaya,
    Girlfrnd bhi gayi,
    Ek pal to ab hume
    Pine do- pine do 🍷cheeeeeeeeer s

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      Girl 1: I am in love
      Girl 2: who is he??
      Girl 3: how does he look?
      Girl 4: wat color?
      Girl 5: how tall is he??
      Girl 6: wat is he doing?
      Girl 7: who r his frnds?
      Girl 8: total wealth?
      After full inspection
      All Girls: Be careful he might be a bad
      guy.
      Girl1: OK.
      .
      .
      .
      Same situation
      Boy 1: I am in love
      Boy 2: liya usko?
      Boy 3: liya usko?
      Boy 4: liya usko?
      Boy 5: liya usko?
      Boy 6: liya usko?
      Boy 7: liya usko?
      Boy 8: liya usko?

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        Last edited by psr; 06-04-2013, 06:20 PM.
        When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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          Originally posted by xpranav View Post
          hate to disagree but Football's on my list too
          Same here
          Splendor - 2k to 2006
          Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
          P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
          Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
          ZMR - 2010 to Forever
          RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
          Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
          RayZ - 2015 til now
          Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


          Delhi to Narkanda
          Delhi to Coimbatore
          Delhi to Nepal

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            Originally posted by psr View Post
            whats this?
            "Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever"

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              Dear aarge and psr sir, I made up my mind. I'm not gonna get married, not because I'm scared of it, but because I can't find anyone worth marrying
              I am back!

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                Originally posted by manas34 View Post
                whats this?



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                Originally posted by Cleaner View Post
                Dear aarge and psr sir, I made up my mind. I'm not gonna get married, not because I'm scared of it, but because I can't find anyone worth marrying
                Haahhhh...I have Served the purpose of my creation, my Good Deed for the Century is done....
                When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                  Originally posted by psr View Post
                  Haahhhh...I have Served the purpose of my creation, my Good Deed for the Century is done....
                  Indeed you will be blessed
                  Splendor - 2k to 2006
                  Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
                  P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
                  Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
                  ZMR - 2010 to Forever
                  RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
                  Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
                  RayZ - 2015 til now
                  Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


                  Delhi to Narkanda
                  Delhi to Coimbatore
                  Delhi to Nepal

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                    I am back!

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                      I found this ad today. I think he might actually prefer one that goes to church everyday,if available
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                        Originally posted by Cleaner View Post
                        Dear aarge and psr sir, I made up my mind. I'm not gonna get married, not because I'm scared of it, but because I can't find anyone worth marrying
                        Are you sure? Because they say, Marriage is like public toilet...

                        The one's waiting outside the queue want to get in desperately & the one's inside want to get out desperately; if you decide to walk away from the queue, you can't hold it long either
                        Last edited by aargee; 06-05-2013, 03:02 AM.
                        Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                        Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                        ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                          1. Ladki desi honi chaiye,
                          Videshi toh Sonia Gandhi bhi
                          hai!..:P

                          2. Morning Masaaledaar Tadka with Dhruv

                          ladki aurat honi chaiye...
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                          Mahila to jayewardhane bhi hai :P

                          3.
                          Bhikhari ne awaaz lagayi-Babu ji Roti Milegi?
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                          Andar se awaz aai-Biwi ghar par Nahi h,
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                          Bhikhari- Chumma Nahi manga h Saale,
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                          Roti to tu bhi de sakta hai......

                          4.
                          Ek ladki match dekhne gayi,
                          lips par india ke tirange ka
                          rang
                          laga tha
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                          ek engg aaya kiss kar gaya or
                          bola
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                          I LOVE MY INDIA....:P

                          5.
                          THought Of The dAy

                          LAdkIyo kA PyAr 1000 ke notE jAisa hotA hAi..
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                          hAmEshA DAr lAgA rEhtA hAi ki kAhin nAklI nA nIklE...
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                          Yamaha R15 v2 - Sold
                          Hero Hunk - Sold
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                            Originally posted by deepanpandiaraj View Post
                            I found this ad today. I think he might actually prefer one that goes to church everyday,if available
                            He seems to be the most religious biker amongst us....

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                            Originally posted by aargee View Post
                            Are you sure? Because they say, Marriage is like public toilet...

                            The one's waiting outside the queue want to get in desperately & the one's inside want to get out desperately; if you decide to walk away from the queue, you can't hold it long either
                            @ Aargee you are wrong...for every one, waiting to get in ,......there are 10 wanting to get out....
                            When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                              Originally posted by deepanpandiaraj View Post
                              I found this ad today. I think he might actually prefer one that goes to church everyday,if available
                              Couldn't stop laughing!!! Posting in FB with your permission


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                              None of Us is as Smart as All of Us

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                                When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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