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  • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

    Wife called hubby in office ..
    Wife - window is not opening .. What
    shall I do ?
    Hubby - Put some hot water n wait
    for while. It will open ...
    Wife (lil unconvinced)- r u sure ?
    Hubby - ya trust me it will do the
    magic.. Try it ..
    (After a while hubby calls back to
    check) ... Did u do as I told u ! Did it
    do the needfull trick ?
    Wife - I don't kno about the trick or
    magic but NOW entire laptop is not
    starting.
    The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

    Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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      Dhak Dhak GO!!

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      Cheers!
      VJ
      Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
      The girl said, 'NO!'


      And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


      THE END

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        OMG, this is epic!

        http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/786...fapeachht5.swf
        Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.
        Because everyone who passes, isn't a martyr!

        Bullet Service Guide CBR 250R Parts Manual Fz16 service manual - https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1-...VFQmJzakk/view
        Hero Moto Corp Bikes' Parts RE STD 350 Wiring Diagram (CI) Service Manual - Classic 350/500
        ZMR parts - https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B-U...it?usp=sharing
        P200NS Spares' prices - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/...taGd5R2c#gid=0

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        • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

          Originally posted by Divya Sharan View Post

          EPIC.. ROFL.. bwahahahaha.. seriously.. TROLLING at its best
          Splendor - 2k to 2006
          Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
          P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
          Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
          ZMR - 2010 to Forever
          RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
          Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
          RayZ - 2015 til now
          Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


          Delhi to Narkanda
          Delhi to Coimbatore
          Delhi to Nepal

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            I brought this girl back to my house after a night
            out.
            I moved my hand up her leg toward her fanny,
            then she said, "I only believe in sex after
            marriage."
            I said, "OK, phone me when you have a
            husband."

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              2013 R15(Sold) | 2014-?? Duke 390

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                B U S T E D - Compilation
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                Even Harry Potter Deal The Same Problem. In THIS SAPTER.
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                PHOTOSHOP FAIL.

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                Cheers!
                VJ
                Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                The girl said, 'NO!'


                And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                THE END

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                • Last edited by RohIIT; 05-28-2013, 01:37 AM.
                  Carb Tuning made easy (Thanks Sibun !)

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                  • Re: Read with caution

                    Blind faith is bad...
                    Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                    Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                    ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                    • Re: Read with caution

                      Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                      Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                      ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                      • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                        Originally posted by B7ACKTHORN View Post
                        B U S T E D - Compilation


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                        actually this one had caused severe fumes in the marriage life of Mr. Beckham

                        Warm Regards,
                        Pranav


                        Use riding gears because Safety doesn't happen by Accident

                        Spot me covered in:
                        Vega Shadow - SPG Icarus - SPG Ares - SPG Perseus

                        Honda CBF Stunner - Oct'11 to till date | Barky's Baby: Honda CBF 125 Modification

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                          SIR Jadeja.....



                          ----consecutive posts auto-merged-----



                          Careful what you wish for...



                          Last edited by psr; 05-28-2013, 11:53 AM.
                          When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                          • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                            Height of Corporate Pressure:
                            A COMPANY employee went to TOILET.

                            As soon as he sat on the seat ,On the front wall this was written:

                            "Had you put the same pressure at work, company's targets would have been achieved today"

                            Cheerz!!
                            The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                            Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                            • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                              Originally posted by devils_friend View Post
                              Height of Corporate Pressure:
                              A COMPANY employee went to TOILET.

                              As soon as he sat on the seat ,On the front wall this was written:

                              "Had you put the same pressure at work, company's targets would have been achieved today"

                              Cheerz!!
                              ROFLMAO.. still can't stop it hahaha.. I would never visit that washroom again..
                              Splendor - 2k to 2006
                              Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
                              P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
                              Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
                              ZMR - 2010 to Forever
                              RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
                              Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
                              RayZ - 2015 til now
                              Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


                              Delhi to Narkanda
                              Delhi to Coimbatore
                              Delhi to Nepal

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                                The biggest joke of IPL from the man who just wont retire -

                                http://www.thehindubusinessline.com/...cle4755259.ece
                                Biking is not about what you have between your legs, its all about how well you use it!!!!!!!

                                Give your details here if you want to help your fellow xBhpian stranded in your city

                                Touring Blog: Cycling in Mongolia!

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