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  • kya chaiye bhai?

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    A small one from my side

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    • HOLY CRAP,.. I IP that to office mates and all are having a hearty laugh, esp Metallica Fans.


      Good one.
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      Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

      How to wash and lube your bike

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      KTM DUKE 390 Spare Parts Price List

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      • Enough with funny quotes/babies/beer/ladies etc etc ................ time to look upon some alien stuff


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        Warm Regards,
        Pranav


        Use riding gears because Safety doesn't happen by Accident

        Spot me covered in:
        Vega Shadow - SPG Icarus - SPG Ares - SPG Perseus

        Honda CBF Stunner - Oct'11 to till date | Barky's Baby: Honda CBF 125 Modification

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          No offence please ........... just carry it for fun

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          Warm Regards,
          Pranav


          Use riding gears because Safety doesn't happen by Accident

          Spot me covered in:
          Vega Shadow - SPG Icarus - SPG Ares - SPG Perseus

          Honda CBF Stunner - Oct'11 to till date | Barky's Baby: Honda CBF 125 Modification

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          • Originally posted by GENE View Post
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            A small one from my side
            Brilliant... LOL
            HYPERTHRUST CLEARED AND COUNTING
            5.....4.....3....2.....1

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            • The difference between Bike and Girlfriend is, we want the Former, Naked on the streets.
              HH Dawn - TVS Star City - Yamaha Gladiator - TVS RTR 180 - Honda CBR 250R - Yamaha R3

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              • @xpranav, Punajbi name theory, kick ass!


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                Cheers!
                VJ
                Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                The girl said, 'NO!'


                And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                THE END

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                • Punjabi name theory -ROFL .. its so true....
                  Pride & Prejudice: Ladakh Ride,

                  Ride To Raajmachi - Highway, Off Roading, Tent fire & Dhamaal

                  Madness in Rajasthan - Travelogue


                  "ATGATT, because sweat dries faster than skin heals"
                  Riding faster then every one else will only guarantees you will ride alone.

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                  • Originally posted by xpranav View Post
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                    No offence please ........... just carry it for fun

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                    Both are awesome....
                    When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                    • An American & Indian goes to grocery

                      American slips 3 bars of snickers into his pockets without anyone having to notice including the CCTV

                      When both of them comes out, American shows the 3 bars to Indian & challenges, "Bet you can't do a better shop lifting than this"

                      "Oh yeah?", says the Indian, "will show you better than this"

                      They walk back to the grocery store

                      The Indian stands infront of the cashier & says, "Bet you haven't seen this" & grabs a snicker & eats it; then he grabs another one, eats it & another one & eats it all the while the CCTV keeps recording

                      When he finishes off all three, cashier asks, "That's fine, but where's the trick?"

                      Indian says, "Check my friend's pockets, the snickers that I ate are in his pocket"
                      Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                      Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                      ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                      • Originally posted by aargee View Post
                        An American & Indian goes to grocery

                        American slips 3 bars of snickers into his pockets without anyone having to notice including the CCTV

                        When both of them comes out, American shows the 3 bars to Indian & challenges, "Bet you can't do a better shop lifting than this"

                        "Oh yeah?", says the Indian, "will show you better than this"

                        They walk back to the grocery store

                        The Indian stands infront of the cashier & says, "Bet you haven't seen this" & grabs a snicker & eats it; then he grabs another one, eats it & another one & eats it all the while the CCTV keeps recording

                        When he finishes off all three, cashier asks, "That's fine, but where's the trick?"

                        Indian says, "Check my friend's pockets, the snickers that I ate are in his pocket"
                        Superrrrruuuuuu

                        Smile at everyone you meet and make someone happy.

                        Its better to sweat than bleed!! "AGATT "



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                        • Originally posted by xpranav View Post
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                          Well, I didn't find it much of a joke, may be because of this movie...
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                          Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                          Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                          ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                          • Innocence of children...

                            Johnny : Mom, what's the name of the aunty who lives at the third block?
                            Mom : Suzie; why Johnny?
                            Johnny : Dad, doesn't know a thing; he calls her by the name "darling"
                            Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                            Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                            ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                            • Man at a Doctor's clinic...

                              Man : Doc, I'm having weird dream everyday
                              Doc : Like what?
                              Man : Like, I play football with donkeys
                              Doc : You mean, you get dreams that you play football with donkeys
                              Man : Yes
                              Doc : Everyday?
                              Man : Yes, everyday & I get to play with different teams of donkeys; sometimes I win, sometimes they win
                              Doc : That's weird

                              Doc handover him a bottle of medicines

                              Doc : Take 3 tables for every 4 hours everyday
                              Man : Are you sure it will cure my weird dreams?
                              Doc : Certainly
                              Man : Thanks Doc; I'll start taking it from tomorrow
                              Doc : Why not from today?
                              Man : Tonight is the finals
                              Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                              Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                              ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                              • The real meaning of...

                                Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                                Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                                ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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