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HOLY CRAP,.. I IP that to office mates and all are having a hearty laugh, esp Metallica Fans.
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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
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Warm Regards,
Pranav
Use riding gears because Safety doesn't happen by Accident
Spot me covered in:
Vega Shadow - SPG Icarus - SPG Ares - SPG Perseus
Honda CBF Stunner - Oct'11 to till date | Barky's Baby: Honda CBF 125 Modification
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Warm Regards,
Pranav
Use riding gears because Safety doesn't happen by Accident
Spot me covered in:
Vega Shadow - SPG Icarus - SPG Ares - SPG Perseus
Honda CBF Stunner - Oct'11 to till date | Barky's Baby: Honda CBF 125 Modification
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
THE END
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Punjabi name theory -ROFL .. its so true....Pride & Prejudice: Ladakh Ride,
Ride To Raajmachi - Highway, Off Roading, Tent fire & Dhamaal
Madness in Rajasthan - Travelogue
"ATGATT, because sweat dries faster than skin heals"
Riding faster then every one else will only guarantees you will ride alone.
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An American & Indian goes to grocery
American slips 3 bars of snickers into his pockets without anyone having to notice including the CCTV
When both of them comes out, American shows the 3 bars to Indian & challenges, "Bet you can't do a better shop lifting than this"
"Oh yeah?", says the Indian, "will show you better than this"
They walk back to the grocery store
The Indian stands infront of the cashier & says, "Bet you haven't seen this" & grabs a snicker & eats it; then he grabs another one, eats it & another one & eats it all the while the CCTV keeps recording
When he finishes off all three, cashier asks, "That's fine, but where's the trick?"
Indian says, "Check my friend's pockets, the snickers that I ate are in his pocket"Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day
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Originally posted by aargee View PostAn American & Indian goes to grocery
American slips 3 bars of snickers into his pockets without anyone having to notice including the CCTV
When both of them comes out, American shows the 3 bars to Indian & challenges, "Bet you can't do a better shop lifting than this"
"Oh yeah?", says the Indian, "will show you better than this"
They walk back to the grocery store
The Indian stands infront of the cashier & says, "Bet you haven't seen this" & grabs a snicker & eats it; then he grabs another one, eats it & another one & eats it all the while the CCTV keeps recording
When he finishes off all three, cashier asks, "That's fine, but where's the trick?"
Indian says, "Check my friend's pockets, the snickers that I ate are in his pocket"
Smile at everyone you meet and make someone happy.
Its better to sweat than bleed!! "AGATT "
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Originally posted by xpranav View Post[ATTACH=CONFIG]95428[/ATTACH]
Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day
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Innocence of children...
Johnny : Mom, what's the name of the aunty who lives at the third block?
Mom : Suzie; why Johnny?
Johnny : Dad, doesn't know a thing; he calls her by the name "darling"Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day
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Man at a Doctor's clinic...
Man : Doc, I'm having weird dream everyday
Doc : Like what?
Man : Like, I play football with donkeys
Doc : You mean, you get dreams that you play football with donkeys
Man : Yes
Doc : Everyday?
Man : Yes, everyday & I get to play with different teams of donkeys; sometimes I win, sometimes they win
Doc : That's weird
Doc handover him a bottle of medicines
Doc : Take 3 tables for every 4 hours everyday
Man : Are you sure it will cure my weird dreams?
Doc : Certainly
Man : Thanks Doc; I'll start taking it from tomorrow
Doc : Why not from today?
Man : Tonight is the finalsSkill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day
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