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  • Originally posted by aargee View Post
    Captain!!!
    This was the pic of the people in the know, when the Osama Operation was going on in Pakistan, as they watched the events unfolding, LIVE!

    Look at Hillary Clintons reaction as they watch on.
    Biking is not about what you have between your legs, its all about how well you use it!!!!!!!

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    • Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist when she got her vibrator stuck inside of her.
      "To remove that vibrator," said the doctor, "I'm going to have to perform a very long and delicate operation."
      "I don't think I can afford that," said Sally. "Could you just replace​ the batteries?"

      I respect the threat.
      ~ Kamlesh Kanda V2.0

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      • HISTORY

        Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree but also admitted it. Now, Joey, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?


        Joey: Because George still had the axe in his hand?

        Cheers!
        VJ
        Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
        The girl said, 'NO!'


        And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


        THE END

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        • Originally posted by B7ACKTHORN View Post
          HISTORY

          Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree but also admitted it. Now, Joey, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?


          Joey: Because George still had the axe in his hand?

          Cheers!
          VJ
          Logical reason........Great
          When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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          • Request mela Request

            Request o mania!!!

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            Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
            Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
            ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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            • This should make you smile...atleast

              Two 90 year old men, Mike and Joe, have been friends all of their lives.

              When it's clear that Joe is dying, Mike visits him every day. One day Mike says, "Joe, we both loved football all our lives, and we played football
              on Saturdays together for so many years. Please do me one favour, when you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's football there."

              Joe looks up at Mike from his death bed," Mike, you've been my best friend for many years. If it's at all possible, I'll do this favour for you.

              Shortly after that, Joe passes on.

              At midnight a couple of nights later, Mike is awakened from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to him, "Mike--Mike."

              "Who is it? asks Mike sitting up suddenly. "Who is it?"

              "Mike--it's me, Joe."

              "You're not Joe. Joe just died."

              "I'm telling you, it's me, Joe," insists the voice."

              "Joe! Where are you?"

              "In heaven", replies Joe. "I have some really good news and a little bad news."

              "Tell me the good news first," says Mike.

              "The good news," Joe says," is that there's football in heaven. Better yet, all of our old friends who died before us are here, too.
              Better than that, we're all young again. Better still, it's always spring time and it never rains or snows.
              And best of all, we can play football all we want, and we never get tired."

              That's fantastic," says Mike. "It's beyond my wildest dreams! So what's the bad news?

              "You're in the team for this Saturday's match !!!"
              Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
              Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
              ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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              • Something to think about...

                Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                • A sardarji comes up to the Pakistan border on his bike. He's got two large bags over his shoulders.

                  The guard Iqbal stops him and says, 'What's in the bags?' 'Sand,' answered the Sardarji.

                  Iqbal says, 'We'll just see about that. Get off the bike.'

                  Iqbal's guard takes the bags and rips them apart, he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand. He detains the sardarji all night and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. Iqbal releases the sardaji, puts the sand into new bags, hefts t! hem onto the sardarji's shoulders, and lets him cross the border.

                  A week later, the same thing happens. Iqbal asks, 'What have you got?' 'Sand,' says the Sardarji.

                  Iqbal does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to the Sardar, and crosses the border on his bike. This sequence of events is repeated every day for three years.

                  Finally, the Sardarji doesn't show up one day and the guard, Iqbal, meets him in a 'Dhaba' in Islamabad.

                  'Hey, Buddy,' says Iqbal, 'I know you are smuggling something. It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about...I can't sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?'

                  The Sardaji, sips his Lassi and says, 'Bikes'
                  Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                  Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                  ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                  • Originally posted by aargee View Post
                    A sardarji comes up to the Pakistan border on his bike. He's got two large bags over his shoulders.

                    The guard Iqbal stops him and says, 'What's in the bags?' 'Sand,' answered the Sardarji.

                    Iqbal says, 'We'll just see about that. Get off the bike.'

                    Iqbal's guard takes the bags and rips them apart, he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand. He detains the sardarji all night and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. Iqbal releases the sardaji, puts the sand into new bags, hefts t! hem onto the sardarji's shoulders, and lets him cross the border.

                    A week later, the same thing happens. Iqbal asks, 'What have you got?' 'Sand,' says the Sardarji.

                    Iqbal does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to the Sardar, and crosses the border on his bike. This sequence of events is repeated every day for three years.

                    Finally, the Sardarji doesn't show up one day and the guard, Iqbal, meets him in a 'Dhaba' in Islamabad.

                    'Hey, Buddy,' says Iqbal, 'I know you are smuggling something. It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about...I can't sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?'

                    The Sardaji, sips his Lassi and says, 'Bikes'
                    saw this in a telugu movie in my childhood, brings back old memories...
                    Apache 180

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                    • Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
                      One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room.
                      She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
                      As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut glass bowl sitting on top of it.
                      The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom!
                      When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.
                      The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.

                      'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground.
                      The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease.
                      Do you know, I haven't had the flu all winter.
                      I respect the threat.
                      ~ Kamlesh Kanda V2.0

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                      • Oh God, what have you done!

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                        Cheers!
                        VJ
                        Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                        The girl said, 'NO!'


                        And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                        THE END

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                        • News - High points of rail budget: free wi-fi, new ticketing system

                          Reality
                          Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                          Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                          ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                          • Originally posted by B7ACKTHORN View Post
                            Oh God, what have you done!

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                            Cheers!
                            VJ
                            Best till date

                            Warm Regards,
                            Pranav


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                            • Originally posted by xpranav View Post
                              Best till date
                              No doubt, but this is hypothetical; read the Wife's Revenge, which shows how b1tchy a lady can turn into
                              Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                              Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                              ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                              • A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a dinner with her parents.
                                Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.

                                The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.
                                The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
                                That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. 'Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!' The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated.
                                The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down..10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend,
                                'I had no idea you were this religious.'

                                The boy turns, and whispers back, 'I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.'
                                I respect the threat.
                                ~ Kamlesh Kanda V2.0

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