This is why one should mind their own business...

Bikers at times....

Cheers!
VJ

This post is more to think than to smile (yes doesn't really make you laugh)

Job posting in a computer firm

A man attends interview at a computer firm for cleaning the floor; they asked him to demonstrate & he did to perfection; in between a small interview & he's almost selected. They ask his email id to send the offer letter. "Email?", he said, "I don't know what's email id"; "Whaaaat!!!" exclaimed the interviewers, "it's a must to have email id to work in a computer company like ours"; needless to say, he was rejected.

He didn't know what to do; he had Rs 100 with him; goes to market, buys Onions & sells it at an apartment near by, he makes a profit of Rs 50. Again goes to market, again sells at apartments, again makes profit & this cycle keeps going for few years. He becomes a very rich man, he's now a big time Onion merchant.

Meanwhile a banker approaches this rich man trying to persuade to have his banking affairs with their local branch; he asks what is his email id; "I don't have email id", says the rich Onion merchant. "Quite a surprise", said the banker, "without an email id, you've become this rich, only if you had known about internet, email id, I wonder what you would've turned up into!!!"

"Cleaning floors in a computer firm" said the merchant

But when did you come

Prayer pays!
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A woman tells her priest, “Father, I have a problem. My two female parrots only say, ‘Hi, cutie. Wanna have some fun?’ ”
“Don’t worry,” says the priest. “I have two male parrots who only pray and read the Bible. We’ll put them in the same cage—your parrots are sure to stop saying that horrid phrase.”

The next day, the woman takes her parrots to the priest’s home. The male parrots are inside their cage, holding rosary beads and praying. When the woman places the female parrots in the cage, they cry out, “Hi, cutie. Wanna have some fun?”


One male says to the other, “Put the beads away, Frank. Our prayers have been answered!”

Cheers!
VJ

ha ha ha ha

So you guys like Parrot jokes huh?

There was this woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot.

There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. "Why so little?" she asked the pet store owner.

The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."; The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway.

She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam." The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought, "That's really not so bad."

When her two daughters returned from school the bird saw and said, "New house, new madam, new girls." The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised.

Moments later, the woman's husband 'Keith' came home from work. The bird looked at him and said, "Hi, Keith!"

And BlackThorn, here's the original version of the Parrot joke...

Men will be men ;-)

Absolutely.

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A teenager lost one of his contact lenses while playing basketball in his driveway. After a brief, fruitless search, he gave up. His mother took up the cause and within minutes found the lens.
"How did you do that?" he asked.

"We weren’t looking for the same thing," she explained. "You were looking for a small piece of plastic.
I was looking for Rs1500."

Cheers!
VJ

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