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  • Originally posted by aargee View Post
    This is ultimate...
    Thanks sir for reminding me who I really am
    Biking is not about what you have between your legs, its all about how well you use it!!!!!!!

    Give your details here if you want to help your fellow xBhpian stranded in your city

    Touring Blog: Cycling in Mongolia!

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    • Lady On Phone...
      Hello Sir, I want to meet & talk to you; you are the Father of one of my kids..
      .
      Man stunned & says... Oh my God!!! are you Sana?
      Lady : No
      .
      Man : Rania??
      Lady : No
      .
      Man : Genie ??
      Lady : No
      .
      Man : Asma??
      Lady : No
      .
      Man : Shazia?
      Lady : No
      .
      Man : Komal ?
      Lady : No
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      Man : Sarah??
      Lady : No
      .
      Lady in confusion & interrupts...


      No sir...I am the class teacher of your son
      Last edited by aargee; 02-14-2013, 10:50 PM.
      Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
      Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
      ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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        Cheers!
        VJ
        Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
        The girl said, 'NO!'


        And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


        THE END

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        • When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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          • When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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            • When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                My favorite, LOL!

                Cheers!
                VJ
                Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                The girl said, 'NO!'


                And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                THE END

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                  got to answer

                  Warm Regards,
                  Pranav


                  Use riding gears because Safety doesn't happen by Accident

                  Spot me covered in:
                  Vega Shadow - SPG Icarus - SPG Ares - SPG Perseus

                  Honda CBF Stunner - Oct'11 to till date | Barky's Baby: Honda CBF 125 Modification

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                    baby-at-arms

                    Warm Regards,
                    Pranav


                    Use riding gears because Safety doesn't happen by Accident

                    Spot me covered in:
                    Vega Shadow - SPG Icarus - SPG Ares - SPG Perseus

                    Honda CBF Stunner - Oct'11 to till date | Barky's Baby: Honda CBF 125 Modification

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                    • When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                      • When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                            • Last edited by psr; 02-16-2013, 07:04 PM.
                              When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                              • One Day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived, and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight that she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach the step. Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reaches back and unzipps her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reaches back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step. So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reaches back and unzips her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifts up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step. So, seeing how embarrased the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The girl turns around furiously and says, ?How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!? Shocked, the man says, ?Well, ma'am, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends.?
                                I respect the threat.
                                ~ Kamlesh Kanda V2.0

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