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  • Sometimes, even boyfriends are dumb.

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    Cheers!
    VJ
    Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
    The girl said, 'NO!'


    And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


    THE END

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    • I asked my heart ♥....
      Why can't I sleep at night....?
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      My heart told me:

      bcoz you have all ready slept in the afternoon.

      Dont act like you are in love...

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      • Traffic police chalan book nikaal ke bola: 'Naam bol?' . .
        Ladka: Galti ho gayi Sir... . .

        Police: Naam Bol .

        Ladka: Sorry sir Iss baar jane do...dobara nahi hoga . .

        Police: Naam bol . .

        Ladka:"Trikulav attyy Thekkeparambli Venkateshwara Swami" . .
        ...
        Police (book band karke): "chal nikal beta! Agli baar gaadi dhire chalana!"......

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        • teacher

          Teacher to boy:
          To keep ur character gud, think
          every girl as ur sister.

          Intelgent Shyyko:
          Bt thinking every girl as my sister
          wil make my father's
          character bad ....

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          • Pappu : Main Apne Ghode ki Dum kat deta hon! Ye NishaniHogi.
            Subha dekha to Doosre Ghode ki Dum bhi kisi Ne KaatDi.

            Pappu : aaj Main apne Ghode Ka Kaan Kaat deta hun..
            Agli subha doosre Ghode ka bhi Kaan Kata hua tha.

            Dono bade pareshan ki Ab Kya Kiya Jaaye !
            Bahut Soch vichar ke baad Pappu bola:
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            Chal chhor yar Safed ghoda tera Kala ghoda Mera....

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            • When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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              • When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                • Viswaroopam in FB Troll. LOL!

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                  Cheers!
                  VJ
                  Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                  The girl said, 'NO!'


                  And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                  THE END

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                  • LOL!

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                    This definitely is gonna hurt bad!

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                    VJ
                    Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                    The girl said, 'NO!'


                    And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                    THE END

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                    • When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                      • When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                        • When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                          • Hehe

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                            Cheers!
                            VJ
                            Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                            The girl said, 'NO!'


                            And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                            THE END

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                            • Originally posted by psr View Post
                              I wonder why see took the rear half
                              http://www.facebook.com/ateesh.kumar

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                              • Originally posted by Honda_CBF View Post
                                I wonder why see took the rear half
                                The Dicky will be useful...
                                When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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