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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
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Traffic police chalan book nikaal ke bola: 'Naam bol?' . .
Ladka: Galti ho gayi Sir... . .
Police: Naam Bol .
Ladka: Sorry sir Iss baar jane do...dobara nahi hoga . .
Police: Naam bol . .
Ladka:"Trikulav attyy Thekkeparambli Venkateshwara Swami" . .
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Police (book band karke): "chal nikal beta! Agli baar gaadi dhire chalana!"......
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Pappu : Main Apne Ghode ki Dum kat deta hon! Ye NishaniHogi.
Subha dekha to Doosre Ghode ki Dum bhi kisi Ne KaatDi.
Pappu : aaj Main apne Ghode Ka Kaan Kaat deta hun..
Agli subha doosre Ghode ka bhi Kaan Kata hua tha.
Dono bade pareshan ki Ab Kya Kiya Jaaye !
Bahut Soch vichar ke baad Pappu bola:
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Chal chhor yar Safed ghoda tera Kala ghoda Mera....
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
THE END
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
THE END
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
THE END
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