Bak to Basics!.

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Lol....epic..!! Totally worth it..!!!!

A young boy on his birthday morning wakes up andheads downstairs. His family is poor, so hisdad can only give him a duck and send him totown to trade for a gift.Along the way, he runs into a prostitute whois heading home after a quiet night. Theprostitute says "Hey kid, how'd you like tohave some fun?"The kid only has the duck to trade, but theprostitute agrees. Afterward,the prostitute isso impressed by thekid that she wants tohave sex again. He doesn't really want to, soshe offers him the duck to do it again and heagrees.As the kid is walking back home with hisduck, a truck comes flying around the cornerand just misses him, but completely squashesthe duck.The truck driver jumps out of the cabandsays, "Oh no, kid, I'm so sorry! Let me pay forthe duck. Here's $24. It's all I have."The kid shrugs and takes the money andheads home where his Dad greets him at thedoor. "So, did you have a fun birthday?""Sure did, Dad. I got a **** for a duck, a duckfor a ****, and 24 bucks for a ****ed-upduck."

Ha ha I remember this just well. This is madurai palangaanatham bridge.

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FREE BEER.. ROFL!

A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar.


FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS OUR TEST!


So the guy asks the bartender what the test is. The Bartender replies "Well, first you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the whole thing at once and you can't make a face while doing it. Second, there's a 'gator out back with a sore tooth...you have to remove it with your bare hands. Third, there's a woman up-stairs who's never had an orgasm. You gotta make things right for her."


The guy says, "Well, as much as I would love free beer, I won't do it. You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila and then get crazier from there. Well, as time goes on and the man drinks a few, he asks, "Wherez zat teeqeelah?"


He grabs the gallon of tequilla with both hands, and downs it with a big slurp and tears streaming down his face. Next, he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear the most frightening roaring and thumping, then silence.


The man staggers back into the bar, his shirt ripped and big scratches all over his body. "Now" he says "Where's that woman with the sore tooth?"

Cheers!
VJ

I never knew they had a reason behind this!!



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VJ

HA HA HA!!!



HAHAHA!!!

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VJ

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The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life
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The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes."
The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide."
The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"
The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"
The Interior Designer - who tells her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!"
The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose
interest!"
The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots
twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and
lie still!"



Cheers!
VJ

why rahul gandhi is still "single"...



because he still believes in "the Hand"!!!

lol.