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[1] aaj ka suvichaar...
female brain
20% jewellery
20% shopping
20% money
10% kitchen care
10% fook
male brain
97% fook
1% kaise
1% kisko
1% kahan
[2] a man saw a taveez & a condom in his friends wallet.
bit surprised, he asked the reason for these contradictory items.
frield replied... "yaar bhoot aur ch**th ka koi bharosa nahin... kahin bhi mil saktey hain. i am always prepared!"
[3] mallika sherawat ghodey par baithi.
ghodewala: madamji... ghoda bahot khush hain.
mallika: abbe ch**tiye... ghoda ho ya la*da... mere do taangon ke beech jo bhi ata hain, khush he rehta hain!
[4] doodhwala was continuously ringing the door-bell.
the lady of the home, who was in shower screamed... "bhaiyya, kitna dabaoge.., ab bas bhi karo... tumse achcha toh woh paperwala hain... chup chaap neechey se daal deta hain..!"
[5] define confidence: when u r @ a medical store & ask for 20 condoms.
2 hawwt college babes are standing behind u & they giggle @ u after listening to what u just said.
you turn around... look them in the eye & say "make that 22!!!"
[6] son: mom, do u know our maid is an angel?
mom: why do u think so?
son: i saw her naked with her hands raised up on the walls, screming 'oh gawd... i am coming'
if it weren't for dad, who was holding her tight from behind... she would have gone to heaven!
[7] a gal & a guy decide to play hide & seek.
gal to guy: agar tumne muzhe dhoondh liya to koochie karenge!
guy to gal: wow! sahi hain! lekin again nahi dhoondh paaya toh?
gal: aah janu. aise mat bolo na. main darwaze ke peechey he choopungi!
moral of the story: horny ko kaun taal sakta hain!
[8] a girl dreamed that she died & was reborn as a chicken.
she then became pregnant & tried to lay eggs as a chicken does.
she pushed & pushed & pushed...
finally she laid her 1st egg.
shortly thereafter she laid her 2nd egg.
when she was trying hard to lay her 3rd egg..,
her boyfriend woke her up screaming "uth jaa saali yedz*avi ch**thiya laundi... poorey bed par haggke rakkha hain! stinking b|tch!!!"
[1] aaj ka suvichaar...
female brain
20% jewellery
20% shopping
20% money
10% kitchen care
10% fook
male brain
97% fook
1% kaise
1% kisko
1% kahan
[2] a man saw a taveez & a condom in his friends wallet.
bit surprised, he asked the reason for these contradictory items.
frield replied... "yaar bhoot aur ch**th ka koi bharosa nahin... kahin bhi mil saktey hain. i am always prepared!"
[3] mallika sherawat ghodey par baithi.
ghodewala: madamji... ghoda bahot khush hain.
mallika: abbe ch**tiye... ghoda ho ya la*da... mere do taangon ke beech jo bhi ata hain, khush he rehta hain!
[4] doodhwala was continuously ringing the door-bell.
the lady of the home, who was in shower screamed... "bhaiyya, kitna dabaoge.., ab bas bhi karo... tumse achcha toh woh paperwala hain... chup chaap neechey se daal deta hain..!"
[5] define confidence: when u r @ a medical store & ask for 20 condoms.
2 hawwt college babes are standing behind u & they giggle @ u after listening to what u just said.
you turn around... look them in the eye & say "make that 22!!!"
[6] son: mom, do u know our maid is an angel?
mom: why do u think so?
son: i saw her naked with her hands raised up on the walls, screming 'oh gawd... i am coming'
if it weren't for dad, who was holding her tight from behind... she would have gone to heaven!
[7] a gal & a guy decide to play hide & seek.
gal to guy: agar tumne muzhe dhoondh liya to koochie karenge!
guy to gal: wow! sahi hain! lekin again nahi dhoondh paaya toh?
gal: aah janu. aise mat bolo na. main darwaze ke peechey he choopungi!
moral of the story: horny ko kaun taal sakta hain!
[8] a girl dreamed that she died & was reborn as a chicken.
she then became pregnant & tried to lay eggs as a chicken does.
she pushed & pushed & pushed...
finally she laid her 1st egg.
shortly thereafter she laid her 2nd egg.
when she was trying hard to lay her 3rd egg..,
her boyfriend woke her up screaming "uth jaa saali yedz*avi ch**thiya laundi... poorey bed par haggke rakkha hain! stinking b|tch!!!"
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