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Lol lol lol. Those memes are a riot ha ha
Lol lol lol. Those memes are a riot ha ha
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The Balair charter flight home had been a long one. The passengers had got a bit bored over the second half and cockpit visits were taking place.After a while the crew were getting tired of this, so when the steward asked for "just one more", the captain told him to show the passenger the cockpit himself and then they were going to descend.As they went through the plates, the crew heard something like, "So this is the captain on the left - the sexual adviser on the right and the flight engineer here behind. Now, these instruments in the middle are.." "excuse me, what did you say the man on the right was?" asked the passenger. "The sexual adviser." answered the steward "Now - these levers here are......" "I am sorry to interrupt again" said the pax but do mean to tell me that you carry a sexual adviser on your crews?" The steward looked blankly at him. "Well I presumed so!" he answered - "At least, every time he opens his mouth, the captain says 'When I need your F****** Advice, I'll ask you for it!
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Double :facepalm:
Cheers!
VJ
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
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Cheers!
VJ
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
THE ENDComment
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Dad is taking pictures for something else
Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
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Boy goes to a pharmacy-"Give me a con**m. I'am going to my gf's house for dinner...Then he says "Give me to more.My gf's sis is a bomb 'n her mom is still hot." During dinner, her Dad walks in. Boy lowers his head 'n starts praying.10 min 'n he is still praying, his head down.All are surprised.Girlfriend-" I never knew you are so religious"Boy-" I never knew your DAD IS A pharamacist..!!
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Imagine if all these companies start selling condoms, they won't even have to change their tag line:-😀Pepsodent Condom- Raat bhar dishum dishum.Colgate Condom- Ye hai hamara suraksha chakra.NokiaCondom- Connecting people.MRF Condom- Extra Rubber, ExtraMileage.😆Moov Condom- Ah se Aha tak.😛Mirinda Condom- Zor ka jhatka dhire se lage.Godrej Hair Dye Condom- Kato, kholo or lagao.Sprite Condom-Bujaye only Pyas baki all bakwas.Tata Sky Condom- Isko laga dala,toh life jhingalala..🍷 thumb's up condom-aj kuch tufani krte hThe best one...M seal condom - ek tapakti boond aapki kismat badal sakti hai!
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Joe returned from a doctor's visit and told his wife Jane that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live. Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him.Of course she agreed and they made passionate love.Six hours later, Joe went to her again, and said, "Honey, now I only have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?"Jane agreed and again they made love. Later, Joe was getting into bed when he realized he now had only eight hours of life left.He touched Jane's shoulder and said, "Honey? Please? Just one more time before I die."She agreed, then afterward she rolled over and fell asleep. Joe, however, heard the clock tickingin his head, and he tossed and turned until he was down to only four more hours.He tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake her up,"Honey, I only have four hours left! Could we...?"His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said, "Listen Joe, I have to get up in the morning! You don't!" !!!...
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Three ladies were on a flight when suddenly the captain announced " Please prepare for a crash landing ". The first lady puton all her jewelry . Surprised by this the other ladies questioned her actions. The first lady replied,well when they come to rescue us they will see that I am rich and will rescue me first. The second lady not wanting to be left behind, began to take off her top and bra. Why are you doing that the other ladies questioned, well when they come to rescue us they will see my great ti.s and will take me first.The third lady who was African not wanting to be out done took off her pants and panties...Why are you doing that the other ladies questioned.., well they always search for the black box first ??!! 
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^^^LOL
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A hawwt item visits Hanuman temple & asks the poojari there... "maharaj... manah-shaanti ke liye kuch suzhaav do"
The poojari gives her a 'once over' look from head to toe & says "dhang ke kapde peheno, taaki hanuman ke darshan lene aaye bhakton ki aur meri, manah-shaanti dhal na jaaye"◦ ● 4-wheels move the body... 2-wheels move the soul ● ◦Comment
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Doctor: do you watch your husband face during s*x ..? Lady : I did once and he looked very angry.Doctor: why? Lady : because he was watching from the window...!!!
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A man in a pub asks for a beer.The barman says, "Sure, that'll be1 dollar.""1dollar ?" exclaims the man. Reading the menu, he says, "Cud I ve steak and chips?" barman: "that'll b 2dollars.." "2dollars?" cries the man. "u're jokin. Where's the guy who owns dis place?"barman says, "Upstairs, wid my wife"."man says, "Wat's he doing upstairs wid ur wife?"barman says, "The same thing I'm doin to his business..." !!
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Santa won an English quiz by writing the opposite word of:Manchester United...Guess What he has written?.Woman chest are Divided.. !!
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This is really incredible...
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Calvin sure does know what's the best....
Cheers!
VJ
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
THE ENDComment
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