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    Originally posted by aargee View Post
    Well are you married? No? Wait a while, go home late, she'll help you understand hehe


    im against marriage unless it is for love and between 2 persons rather than between societies or families. i intend to remain single with my own kids.
    I'm a responsible rider.It doesn't matter what you ride,but what matters is how you ride.

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      No offence but ,for that guy R6=R1=R15
      Carb Tuning made easy (Thanks Sibun !)

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        Since this is a hilarious quote thread...

        Originally posted by Legend Racer View Post
        love and between 2 persons
        You're a gay or what?

        Originally posted by Legend Racer View Post
        i intend to remain single with my own kids
        Swallowing too much birth control pills hehe

        PS - If you didn't understand the context, here's it -
        Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
        Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
        ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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        • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

          Originally posted by aargee View Post
          Since this is a hilarious quote thread...


          You're a gay or what?


          Swallowing too much birth control pills hehe
          hey cheesy bro...

          im STRAIGHT . against all idiots who support homo sex. but if freedom matters i remain silent. when Gov passed a legal law for morons what can we do?

          BTW, to have kids i dont think one needs to marry. SEX as biological need should be a thing of past buddy.

          now i cant elaborate on how to have one's own kids without marriage. please google yourself. there are ways other than change of one's gender.
          I'm a responsible rider.It doesn't matter what you ride,but what matters is how you ride.

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            Originally posted by Legend Racer View Post
            BTW, to have kids i dont think one needs to marry. SEX as biological need should be a thing of past buddy
            We'll turn this thread to trash if we discuss; I'm convinced that you've a long walk to go to understand this. For starters, go through the life style, marriage ratio, abortion rate, divorce rate, teen age pregnancy, social life & society gatherings between the West & East (including Singapore, China & even Philippines); you'll begin to learn several things.

            Originally posted by Legend Racer View Post
            now i cant elaborate on how...than change of one's gender
            Be it renting to carry or donate or live together or change whatever, I'm not interested in knowing other means as "I'm not bothered about it" hehe

            Over to the jokes...

            A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales...
            The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
            The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
            Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
            The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'.
            The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?'
            The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'

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            A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
            As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was..
            The girl replied, 'I'm drawing God.'
            The teacher paused and said, 'But no one knows what God looks like.'
            Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, 'They will in a minute.'
            Last edited by aargee; 05-13-2013, 09:03 PM.
            Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
            Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
            ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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              Originally posted by Ezilkannan View Post
              And then I say this

              ..................
              And then he blocks me as if it matters anything.

              Oh and btw, his excuse was that he "mistook R6 for some other bike" and he expects me/others to know that through some psychic abilities by which I/we can read what's on his mind.
              You know why good old persons are quitting out on forums like this or just simple spectators. Because intelligent people are full of doubts and losers are full of over confidence. And if we start arguing, there is a saying they will drag you down to their level and beat you down with experience. Phew!!

              Let's the good things roll. sorry for the OT, but I just thought it would suffice.

              Now that aside, shall we have some HIGHER PERSPECTIVE, shall we.

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              Cheers!
              VJ
              Last edited by B7ACKTHORN; 05-13-2013, 09:37 PM.
              Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
              The girl said, 'NO!'


              And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


              THE END

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                Time for some 9gag, manual wipers

                2013 R15(Sold) | 2014-?? Duke 390

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                  This one is really good - Police asked the Thief: Why u went to Steal 3 times in d Same Store?

                  The thief Replied: Sir, I Stole 1 Dress for my wife & went to Change It Twice!

                  Women u know


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                  i can smoke urs, but urs can't mine!!!

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                  • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                    Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                    Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                    ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                      Last edited by psr; 05-14-2013, 11:09 AM.
                      When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                        New location address lol !!!


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                        i can smoke urs, but urs can't mine!!!

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                          A doctor gets a visit from a patient who is not able to get an er***ion. Doctor: Are you married? Patient: No. Doctor: Do you masturbate? Patient: No. Doctor: Do you visit prostitutes? Patient: No. Doctor: Do you have girlfriends? Patient: No. Doctor: To phir khada karke kya calender taangega?

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                          A father came in the bedroom to find his 13-year-old daughter smoking a cigarette. "My God! How long have you been smoking?" screams the father. "Since I lost my virginity," replies the girl. "You lost your VIRGINITY!!! When the hell did this happen?" shrieks the father. "I don't remember," says the girl. "I was completely drunk."..
                          Ride like you are invisible.

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                            Originally posted by Legend Racer View Post
                            im STRAIGHT . against all idiots who support homo sex. but if freedom matters i remain silent. when Gov passed a legal law for morons what can we do?

                            ................ SEX as biological need should be a thing of past buddy.
                            Dear LR,

                            I could not but read your profile after I read this post from you. Fortunately, you had mentioned your exact date of birth so I was able to get a general idea about how to write to you. I have also amended the size and colour of the offensive content.

                            It is ironical that people of your generation should harbour such homophobic feelings whereas, it is usually the older generation like mine which is saddled with such problems. Perhaps, your relatively tender age and the concomitant absence of knowledge and wisdom is a factor here. Yet, 25 is not an age where you can get away by expressing such antediluvian attitudes openly. 25 years of age 25 years ago was a completely different situation than what it is now. You are expected to be much more urbane, informed and democratic about sexuality.

                            People who support same-sex relationships are NOT idiots. They understand and articulate the philosophy that every woman and man has a right to choose. They also have the knowledge and wisdom to educate themselves about alternate sexualities and accept that for people with fundamental differences, the choices too are fundamentally different. I chose a CBR 250 while you chose a Yamaha/Pulsar/Chetak. Why should we take offense to each other's choices? In the same vein, neither of us has any right to take umbrage against the other's sexual inclinations. A concerted study of this topic will make you much more informed about the topic. And then you will realise as to how wrong you were in your perceptions.

                            The Govt of India treads on thin ice when it comes to legislating on what is essentially a purely private matter between citizens. That is why, the proposed amendments to Art 377 are still in limbo. In effect, the only change is that the Govt no longer criminalises consensual same-sex relationships as it used to earlier. That is NOT the same as recognizing the LGBT communities rights for equality before the law, even if so enshrined in the Constitution of India.

                            About the other "sex not needed as a bio need" etc. You will learn, as you grow older, that it is needed less for biological purposes as for filling spiritual, metaphysical vacuums. You WILL learn, all in good time...

                            All this support for the LGBT community must have made you wonder about MY own inclinations I am straight, happily married to a woman for 19 years with one teenage son and a preteen daughter. But, if I had been gay and had fallen in love with a man, I would have left the shores of this nation and its antiquated, discriminating laws to seek a haven where I could be legally married to my dearest one. I am writing this to you, in the role of an elder brother,(as I teach these issues to my kids in the role of a parent) in an effort to educate and empathize you further about the sensibilities required in the modern world.

                            All of this administered as a friend and fellow biker. No offense meant, none hopefully mistaken...
                            Last edited by icemang; 05-14-2013, 01:57 PM. Reason: Amendments
                            The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.
                            Socrates, BC 470

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                            • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                              Originally posted by aargee View Post
                              A grade 5 teacher one day asked the children in her class to make rhymes with their names.

                              First up was Dan. A very adventurous child...

                              'My name is Dan, When I grow up to be a man, I want to go to India and Japan, If I can, If I can, If I can. '

                              'Very good', the teacher said to Dan. She then asked Sally that it was now her turn.

                              'My name is Sally, When I grow up to be a lady, I want to have a baby If I can, if I can, if I can. '

                              'That is good Sally,' the teacher said. 'But maybe one day you will change your mind.'

                              Next up was Little Johny. He was the naughty one in the class. Here is his rhyme...

                              'My name is Johny, When I grow up to be a man, Never mind India and Japan, I'm gonna help Sally with her plan, I know I can, I can, I can. '
                              aargee,

                              This is really good, "man"
                              The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.
                              Socrates, BC 470

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                              • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                                More 9gag





                                Battlefield then.....

                                Battlefield now. Gamers will get this
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