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  • #421
    LITTLE JOHNNY
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    Little Johnny awoke one night to hear strange noises coming from his parents bedroom. When he opened the door his dad was on his mom naked . He said"Dad what are you and mom doing? His dad told him "I'm parking my car in yours mom's garage. Go back to bed."


    Well the next day, the girl next door came over to play with johnny. He said " I have a new game for us to play." what's it called the girl replied . It's called parking the car . Wanna try it he said. Sure said the little girl.


    Well Johnny tells her how to play and they get off to a good start. A few minutes later all you can here is little Johnny screaming . His mom rushes into the room and says" what the hell is going on here? .


    The girl tries her best to explain. She said "You see we were playing park the car and johnny got his car all most all the way in. The back tires wouldnt fit so I cut them off!

    Cheers!
    VJ
    Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
    The girl said, 'NO!'


    And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


    THE END

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    • #422
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      • #423
        Originally posted by mid View Post
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        Level: Expert!
        Poor guy is holding on to dear life..!!

        Cheers
        Ride Safe
        Krishna
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        • #424


          When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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          • #425
            When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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            • #426









              Last edited by psr; 01-13-2013, 01:59 PM.
              When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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              • #427





                Last edited by psr; 01-13-2013, 01:59 PM.
                When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                • #428
                  ROFL!

                  One day while Johnny's dad was just getting out of the shower Johnny looked down and said, "Dad what's that hanging between your legs?"


                  "Oh Johnny that's my nerve and your's will be this big one of these days", replies Johnny's dad.


                  Anyway the next day while in school Johnny really had to pee so he raised his hand and said, "Miss I really need to go to the bathroom."


                  "No, not yet there's someone gone", says his teacher.


                  Not able to hold it in Johnny walks to the garbage can and starts to pee.


                  Surprised to see her student peeing in a garbage can in front of the whole class the teacher says, "My Johnny you have some nerve!"


                  Johnny says,"That's nothing you should see my fathers."

                  Cheers!
                  VJ
                  Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                  The girl said, 'NO!'


                  And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                  THE END

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                  • #429
                    Originally posted by psr View Post





                    THE LAST image is real awesome
                    BALLS...
                    PEOPLE WITHOUT THEM DRIFT IN CARS
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                    • #430
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                      Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'i'm possible'! -Audrey Hepburn

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                      • #431
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                        Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'i'm possible'! -Audrey Hepburn

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                        • #432
                          Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                          Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                          ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                          • #433
                            Bob, the chicken.

                            Bob came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.

                            He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, "You died in your sleep, Bob."

                            Bob was stunned. "I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back! Please!"

                            St. Peter said, "I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken."

                            Bob was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground.

                            A rooster strolled past. "So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?"

                            "Not bad," replied Bob the hen, "but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!"

                            "You're ovulating," explained the rooster. "Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before?"

                            "Never," said Bob.

                            "Well, just relax and let it happen," says the rooster. "It's no big deal."

                            Bob did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg!

                            Bob was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg - his joy was overwhelming.

                            As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard his wife yelling "BOB, wake up, goddammit. You just shit in bed!"
                            Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.
                            Because everyone who passes, isn't a martyr!

                            Bullet Service Guide CBR 250R Parts Manual Fz16 service manual - https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1-...VFQmJzakk/view
                            Hero Moto Corp Bikes' Parts RE STD 350 Wiring Diagram (CI) Service Manual - Classic 350/500
                            ZMR parts - https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B-U...it?usp=sharing
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                            • #434
                              Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                              Originally posted by Divya Sharan View Post
                              Bob came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.

                              He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, "You died in your sleep, Bob."

                              Bob was stunned. "I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back! Please!"

                              St. Peter said, "I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken."

                              Bob was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground.

                              A rooster strolled past. "So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?"

                              "Not bad," replied Bob the hen, "but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!"

                              "You're ovulating," explained the rooster. "Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before?"

                              "Never," said Bob.

                              "Well, just relax and let it happen," says the rooster. "It's no big deal."

                              Bob did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg!

                              Bob was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg - his joy was overwhelming.

                              As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard his wife yelling "BOB, wake up, goddammit. You just shit in bed!"
                              Robl(rolling over bed laughing)

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                              • #435
                                There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a bar.
                                Suddenly the drunk stands up and yells, "ATTENTION ALL" and farts loudly.
                                The wife is extremely embarrassed, and the husband looks at the drunk and says, "Excuse me, you just farted before my wife."
                                The drunks replies, "I'm sorry I didn't know it was her turn."
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                                A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church and wanders over to the confessional box. He opens the door, sits down and says nothing.
                                The bewildered priest waits for a few minutes, allowing the drunken man some time to collect his thoughts.
                                Growing impatient, the priest coughs to attract his attention, but still the man says nothing.
                                The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak.

                                Finally the drunk replies, "No use knocking mate, there's no paper in this one either."
                                Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.
                                Because everyone who passes, isn't a martyr!

                                Bullet Service Guide CBR 250R Parts Manual Fz16 service manual - https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1-...VFQmJzakk/view
                                Hero Moto Corp Bikes' Parts RE STD 350 Wiring Diagram (CI) Service Manual - Classic 350/500
                                ZMR parts - https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B-U...it?usp=sharing
                                P200NS Spares' prices - https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/...taGd5R2c#gid=0

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