^^ ha ha RG that was hilarious.

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A man takes a lady out to dinner for the first time. Later they go on to a show.


The evening is a huge success and as he drops her at her door he says, "I have had a lovely time. You looked so beautiful, you remind me of a beautiful rambling rose. May I call on you tomorrow."

She agrees and a date is made. The next night he knocks on her door and when she opens it she slaps him hard across the face.

He is stunned, "What was that for?" he asked.

She said, "I looked up rambling rose in the encyclopaedia and it said 'Not well suited to bedding but is excellent for rooting up against a garden wall'."

That was awesome Sir! made my day

THAT !! was creepy..!!!


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Krishna

An Italian girl!





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VJ

Santa Apni Gharwali Ke Sath Bus Mein Apne Mayake Ja Raha ThhaSanta Ki Biwi Uske Kaan Mein Boli: Suno Ji, Piche Wala Mere Bra Mein Hath Dal Raha HaiSanta Hass Ke Bola: Dalne De, Tu Chinta Na Kar Tera Purse Mere Pass Hai


Ek Bar Ek Aurat Apne Padosi Ke Sath Sex Ker Rahi Hoti Hai To Achanak Uska Pati Aa Jata Hai.
Yeh Dekh Ker Pati Padosi Ko Pitne Laga To Patni Bolti Hai: Maro Aur Maro Prayi Aurat Ki Ijjat Per Hath Dalta Hai
Itne Mein Padosi Uske Pati Ko Pitne Lagta Hai Tabhi Patni Fir Bolti Hai Maro Aur Maro Sale Ko Na Karta Hai Na Karne Deta Hai

This one's hilarious. A little old though.

ROFL!!




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VJ

gana wala song

Little hard to get this joke, but yes, once you get, it's really lol

We should make it 1000rs and it will be a good business in india..

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Some Things You Just Can't Explain

Some Things You Just Can't Explain


A farmer was sitting in the neighborhood bar getting drunk. A man came in and asked the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day, getting drunk?" The farmer shook his head and replied, "Some things you just can't explain."


"So what happened that's so horrible?" the man asked as he sat down next to the farmer.


"Well," the farmer said, "today I was sitting by my cow, milking her. Just as I got the bucket full, she lifted her left leg and kicked over the bucket."


"Okay," said the man, "but that's not so bad." "Some things you just can't explain," the farmer replied. "So what happened then?" the man asked. The farmer said, "I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left."


"And then?"


"Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket."


The man laughed and said, "Again?" The farmer replied, "Some things you just can't explain."
"So, what did you do then?" the man asked.


"I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right."
"And then?"


"Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as I got the bucket full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail."


"Hmmm," the man said and nodded his head. "Some things you just can't explain," the farmer said.


"So, what did you do?" the man asked.


"Well," the farmer said, "I didn't have anymore rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in ... Some things you just can't explain."

THE PERFECT HUSBAND


Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a
bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to
talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.


MAN: "Hello"


WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"


MAN: "Yes."


WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's
only $2,000; is it OK if I buy it?"


MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."


WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I
saw one I really liked."


MAN: "How much?"


WOMAN: "$90,000." ;


MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."


WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing... I was just talking to Janie and
found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're
asking $980,000 for it."


MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They'll probably
take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it's what you
really want."


WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"


MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."


The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in
astonishment, mouths wide open.


He turns and asks, "Anyone know who's phone this is?"

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a
bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to
talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.


MAN: "Hello"


WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"


MAN: "Yes."


WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's
only $2,000; is it OK if I buy it?"


MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."


WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I
saw one I really liked."


MAN: "How much?"


WOMAN: "$90,000." ;


MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."


WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing... I was just talking to Janie and
found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're
asking $980,000 for it."


MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They'll probably
take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it's what you
really want."


WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"


MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."


The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in
astonishment, mouths wide open.


He turns and asks, "Anyone know who's phone this is?"


Cheers!
VJ

@B7ACKTHORN

nice one but copied 2 times by mistake