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  • the warmth that we share during the offline G2G (s)

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    Warm Regards,
    Pranav


    Use riding gears because Safety doesn't happen by Accident

    Spot me covered in:
    Vega Shadow - SPG Icarus - SPG Ares - SPG Perseus

    Honda CBF Stunner - Oct'11 to till date | Barky's Baby: Honda CBF 125 Modification

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    • One day, a guy finds himself sitting beside a beautiful girl in college, he tears a small piece of paper just enough to write "I luv u. do you?" and leave some space for the answer. He then passes the chit to the girl beside him. The girl replies "No" and returns it back to him. He erases "No" and gives it to the girl sitting behind him. The girl replies "Yes". He then puts the paper in a recycle bin.

      Moral of the story: If you want to save the earth, reduce the amount of paper you use, reuse and recycle.
      Apache 180

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      • Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
        Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
        ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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        • I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade...
          And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

          Ron White


          I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one.
          I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

          Elayne Boosler


          A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.

          George Bernard Shaw





          It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance.

          Thomas Sowell




          Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.

          Ronald Reagan



          A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.

          Milton Berle





          Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.

          Jerry Lewis




          Last edited by psr; 03-07-2013, 11:23 PM.
          When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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          • My name is Bond... James Bond!


            On a flight James bond was sitting next to a Telugu guy.


            Telugu Guy: "Hello, May I know your name please?"


            James Bond: "My name is Bond' Continuing in his inimitable style.....James Bond."


            Then Bond asks: "And you?


            Telugu Guy: "My name is Rao...
            "Siva Rao...
            "Samba Siva Rao...
            "Venkata Samba Siva Rao...
            "Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao...
            "Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao...
            "Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao...
            "Vijayawada Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao...


            Since then when anyone asks Bond his name he simply says 'James Bond'


            Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.
            Because everyone who passes, isn't a martyr!

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            • Hahaha!

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              Cheers!
              VJ
              Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
              The girl said, 'NO!'


              And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


              THE END

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              • Originally posted by B7ACKTHORN View Post
                Hahaha!

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                Cheers!
                VJ
                BTW today is Women's Day....anything to do with that
                Fare thee well xBhp, All the best for being the biggest name in corporate world

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                • Originally posted by prateek2210 View Post
                  BTW today is Women's Day....anything to do with that
                  You got the point, Prateek. I mean, it's Women's Day for them, Disturbed day for us.

                  Cheers!
                  VJ
                  Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                  The girl said, 'NO!'


                  And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                  THE END

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                  • Originally posted by prateek2210 View Post
                    BTW today is Women's Day....anything to do with that
                    Originally posted by B7ACKTHORN View Post
                    You got the point, Prateek. I mean, it's Women's Day for them, Disturbed day for us.

                    Cheers!
                    VJ
                    hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aa

                    Warm Regards,
                    Pranav


                    Use riding gears because Safety doesn't happen by Accident

                    Spot me covered in:
                    Vega Shadow - SPG Icarus - SPG Ares - SPG Perseus

                    Honda CBF Stunner - Oct'11 to till date | Barky's Baby: Honda CBF 125 Modification

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                    • Sorry to post this on Women's day

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                      Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                      Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                      ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                      • Originally posted by B7ACKTHORN View Post
                        You got the point, Prateek. I mean, it's Women's Day for them, Disturbed day for us.

                        Cheers!
                        VJ
                        Women and Men.......The CAUSE ...and EFFECT
                        When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                        • When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                          • When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                            • A couple is lying in bed.
                              The man says: "Right now, for this Women’s Day, I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world!"
                              The woman says: "Oh dear, I will miss you!"

                              --------------------------------------------------

                              When a woman says: "Well, what do you think?", she is not asking for YOUR opinion. She is asking for HER opinion, but from your mouth.

                              --------------------------------------------------

                              While reading the newspaper, Walter came across an article about a beautiful actress and model who married a boxer who was not noted for his IQ.
                              "I'll never understand," he said to his wife, "why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives."
                              His wife replied: "Thank you, dear!"

                              --------------------------------------------------

                              Bob had been listening to his wife practicing her singing.
                              "Honey," he said, "I wish you'd sing the songs about Women’s Day."
                              "That’s nice of you, Bob," she said. "Why?"
                              "Then I'd only have to hear you once a year!"
                              Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                              Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                              ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                                Find it yourself. If you cant, you are a specialist as well.... :P
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