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ROFL !
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Hero HANDA ROFL !
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Two childrens, a little girl and a boy were in the doctor's office.
The little girl was crying softly "Why are you crying?" asked the little boy.
I've come here for a blood test and they are going to cut my finger, the little girl said. Hearing this the little boy started to cry.
The girl asks, wiping her tears "Why are you crying?"
I've come for a Urine Test.....
Cheers!
VJ
Sent from my LT26ii using Tapatalk 2Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
THE ENDComment
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BLONDE ON THE SUN
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.
The Russian said, 'We were the first in space!'
The American said, 'We were the first on the moon!'
The Blonde said, 'So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!' The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.
'You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!' said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, 'We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!'
I respect the threat.
~ Kamlesh Kanda V2.0Comment
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This post is dedicated to all UNIX...err...Windows haters...only they can see the joke in this
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Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
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A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then he thought for a moment. "You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots which I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying . . .that phrase . . in no time."
The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them.
After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
There was stunned silence.
Shocked, Pete the parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Frank. Our prayers have been answered!"I respect the threat.
~ Kamlesh Kanda V2.0Comment
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When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.Comment
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When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.Comment
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When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.Comment
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When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.Comment
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One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he
asked about his bill and the barber replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop.
When the barber goes to open his shop the next morning there is a
'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his
bill, the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm
doing community service this week.' The cop is happy and leaves the
shop.
The next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a 'thank
you' card and a dozen donuts waiting fr him at his door.
Later that day, a college professor comes in for a haircut, and when
he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept
money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The professor is very happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the barber opens his shop, there is a 'thank
you' card and a dozen different books, such as 'How to Improve Your
Business' and 'Becoming More Successful.
'Then, a politician comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' politician is very happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen politician lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between
the citizens of our country and the politicians.I respect the threat.
~ Kamlesh Kanda V2.0Comment
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What is popular PC/console games were dubbed in Hindi?
Assasin's Creed : Khooniyon ka jhund.
Call of Duty : Kartavya ki pukaar.
Mass Effect : Maha farq.
Need For Speed : Zarurat raftaar ki.
God of war : Yuddh ka devta.
Hitman : Supaari lene wala khooni.
Counter Strike : Palat war.
Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.
Because everyone who passes, isn't a martyr!
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Originally posted by Divya Sharan View Post
Haha..!! This one is really funny... Super kool names..!!!
Cheers
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Beat this America
Warm Regards,
Pranav
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Lemme get my shotgunOriginally posted by xpranav View PostBeat this America
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and you get your magnet and we'll see how well it goes
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Live to ride.. ride to forget..
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