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    Fed-Up NY Man Sets Up Hidden Camera to Find Out Who Was Repeatedly Stealing His Pro-Gun Sign

    Eh, to serve and to protect. I was following that thread ever since it was started and now here's the outcome.
    I am back!

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      Originally posted by Cleaner View Post
      IDK why but seeing this, I can't stop laughing KTM Duke 200 bike - Glamour shots - pictures
      I should not comment on the quality of "glamour shots" here, but if the photographer is reading, he needs to understand that just getting a girl in the frame wont add glamour to it. There is lot to be done in the photographs

      Originally posted by Cleaner View Post
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      KTM Duke 200 Review - Specifications - road test - the orange beast

      Wait a minute... Is that a D390 in disguise of D200? Like the one MG reviewed?
      Just some paintjob, D390 comes with orange frame and different color combo
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        Originally posted by prateek2210 View Post
        I should not comment on the quality of "glamour shots" here, but if the photographer is reading, he needs to understand that just getting a girl in the frame wont add glamour to it. There is lot to be done in the photographs
        Well, maybe she is the reviewer's girlfriend/sister and just posing for fun. Too amateur to think she's a professional. The photographs in the review article were good but the ones in the "glamour shots" are just crap.


        One whack on the throttle and she would have the exact fate like that girl who could not cling to the rider's butt on the Hayanusa, the GIF was posted here in this tread before. Also no gear for pillion.
        I am back!

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          Spelling mistakes once again !

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          14. Full body masaz


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          Young riders pick a destination and go, Old riders pick a direction and go !
          My best trip till date:http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/tourer/2...uke-390-a.html

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            ^8. Beep items, very rare!???What's that?

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              Originally posted by sumitro_d View Post
              ^8. Beep items, very rare!???What's that?
              It's actually supposed to be beef items.
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                Originally posted by sumitro_d View Post
                ^8. Beep items, very rare!???What's that?
                See the menu, you get cilli beep, carlic beep & peppar beep!
                Young riders pick a destination and go, Old riders pick a direction and go !
                My best trip till date:http://www.xbhp.com/talkies/tourer/2...uke-390-a.html

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                    Originally posted by snehithpereira View Post
                    It's actually supposed to be beef items.
                    aap mahan ho

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                      Drink safe Before driving.....LoL!!!hahahaha

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                        Originally posted by neil9381 View Post


                        Drink safe Before driving.....LoL!!!hahahaha
                        is this pic clicked on 2013??? if yes plz tell me the location

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                          [MENTION=47850]sumitro_d[/MENTION]
                          this pic is not taken by me, I just copied the pic posted by [MENTION=14352]shelton_jh[/MENTION] and expressed my laughter....

                          youtube link:
                          https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCB1...ZF550FWAzfYRlw

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                            I am back!

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                              Originally posted by shelton_jh View Post
                              Spelling mistakes once again !

                              10. May be something stronger

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                              11. For all you health freaks

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                              ...Drink Safe before driving is priceless...
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                                Pharmacist to Customer: "To buy anti-depression pills, Sir you need a proper prescription... simply showing a picture of your wife is not enough"! 
                                Ride more, browse less.

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