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  • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

    Originally posted by nadz11.ns View Post
    I have been there myself..




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    Cheers!!!
    Yamaha Rx135 - 2005 - 2007 (stolen :mad:)
    Scooty Pep - 2008 - 2012 (sold)
    Honda Unicorn - 2012 - 2015 (crashed)
    Hero Honda Splendor+ 2015 - present (temporary ride)
    Bajaj Pulsar AS200 - 16th September 2015 - present ride

    10 years into riding :D
    Live2Race. . .

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      Cheers!
      VJ
      Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
      The girl said, 'NO!'


      And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


      THE END

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      • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

        Originally posted by B7ACKTHORN View Post
        Burp!

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        Cheers!
        VJ
        Best joke ever said by a MAN :P . . . There should be a small writing at the end of his T-shirt stating PS: I'm kidding . . .

        Cheers!!!

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        Cheers!!!
        Yamaha Rx135 - 2005 - 2007 (stolen :mad:)
        Scooty Pep - 2008 - 2012 (sold)
        Honda Unicorn - 2012 - 2015 (crashed)
        Hero Honda Splendor+ 2015 - present (temporary ride)
        Bajaj Pulsar AS200 - 16th September 2015 - present ride

        10 years into riding :D
        Live2Race. . .

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        • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

          The great question that has never been answered, and which I have not yet been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is 'What does a woman want?'
          - sigmund freud
          Last edited by biker4life; 09-30-2013, 07:14 AM.

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          • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

            Girls want Attention.
            Women want Respect.
            Men want both.
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            No no..not attention and respect.

            Both Girls and Women hehe
            Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
            Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
            ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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            • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

              Originally posted by biker4life View Post
              The great question that has never been answered, and which I have not yet been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is 'What does a woman want?'
              - sigmund freud
              It's a wrong question, I tried it out in Google as well but the results were "we are also still searching ". . .

              Cheers!!!
              Yamaha Rx135 - 2005 - 2007 (stolen :mad:)
              Scooty Pep - 2008 - 2012 (sold)
              Honda Unicorn - 2012 - 2015 (crashed)
              Hero Honda Splendor+ 2015 - present (temporary ride)
              Bajaj Pulsar AS200 - 16th September 2015 - present ride

              10 years into riding :D
              Live2Race. . .

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              • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                GOTCHA!
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                Cheers!
                VJ
                Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
                The girl said, 'NO!'


                And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


                THE END

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                  64 Degrees... Thats how much these amazing machines can lean...!!!!!!!!!!!

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                  • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                    Originally posted by biker4life View Post
                    The great question that has never been answered, and which I have not yet been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is 'What does a woman want?'
                    - sigmund freud
                    They want to eat without getting fat

                    https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=398993020226887
                    Last edited by Cleaner; 09-30-2013, 09:52 PM.
                    I am back!

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                    • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                      Do baatein:
                      1. Do baatein hamesha yaad rakhna:Har insaan itna bura nahi hota jitna 'pan-card' aur 'aadhar card' mein dikhta hai. Aur itna achchha bhi nahi hota jitna 'facebook' aur 'whats app' per dikhta hai.

                      2. Do baatein hamesha yaad rakhna. Har aadmi itna bura nahi hota jitna uski 'biwi' usko samazti hai... Aur itna achcha bhi nahi hota jitna uski 'maa' usko samazti hai..
                      Ride more, browse less.

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                      • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                        An Indian boy asked a Chinese girl if she would come out with for a date and asked her number so that he could call her.







                        She got all excited and said: "SEX SEX SEX FREE SEX TONIGHT"




                        ... wow such an open girl !...









                        but then, his friend told him what she really meant was to say 6 6 6 3 6 2 9.....

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                        • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                          Originally posted by ryan.virgo View Post

                          She got all excited and said: "SEX SEX SEX FREE SEX TONIGHT"

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                          hahaha,, reminds me of an incident - Once I was having tea with my friend in a Bakery. Then came a few guys (maybe Thai or Korean). They asked the Bakery guy - "heffuff"! We were all shocked and looking at each other, including the Bakery-walla. Again the question - "gimme heffuff". Confused bakery person asked in return, then he pointed towards "egg-puff". My goodness, it was difficult to control our laughs. Then we cracked a few jokes with the bakery guy on my oriental looks and left (BTW I am shuddhh Desi)
                          BENEATH THE REMAINS.........
                          Instagram - chaosaddict666 (follow for atypical uploads on heavy metal, bikes, alcohol, chakna, life, fashion yada, yada)
                          YouTube - chaosaddict666 (Disclaimer: crappiest uploads ever, viewer discretion is advised)

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                          • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                            A very funny quote:

                            "come like a racer, sit like a yogi, & go like a king."




                            whats funny?






                            this slogan was written on a
                            toilet door..
                            The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                            Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                              Engineer: "Kitna mushkil hai teacher se pyar karna"

                              Friend:" Kyon ???

                              Engineer: "15 page ka love letter bheja tha"

                              Pagli ne assignment samajha, aur sign kar k wapis kar diya.
                              The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                              Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                              • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                                An MBA was getting married.

                                3 young ladies offered to marry him. He had to make a choice, so he tested them by giving 50k each to spend.

                                1 bought new dresses n said she wanted to luk good for him.

                                The 2nd got him few shirts & ties n perfumes n said she wanted him to look good.

                                The 3rd invested the money in shares. Got profit & returned him original amt, saying that she saved the rest for their future.

                                Finally he decided to marry d lady who had best figure!!

                                Men will be men

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