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  • #2881
    Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

    Originally posted by shrey1992 View Post
    searched for cbr 600r on google and see what i got....

    [ATTACH=CONFIG]117048[/ATTACH]
    hahaha.. those are the toy bikes
    Splendor - 2k to 2006
    Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
    P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
    Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
    ZMR - 2010 to Forever
    RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
    Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
    RayZ - 2015 til now
    Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


    Delhi to Narkanda
    Delhi to Coimbatore
    Delhi to Nepal

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    • #2882
      Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...







      Sent from my Spice Mi-530 using Tapatalk 4
      Splendor - 2k to 2006
      Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
      P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
      Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
      ZMR - 2010 to Forever
      RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
      Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
      RayZ - 2015 til now
      Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


      Delhi to Narkanda
      Delhi to Coimbatore
      Delhi to Nepal

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      • #2883
        Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...



        When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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        • #2884
          Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

          My Nepali watchman told me: "Syria ka badshah mar gaya..!!"
          ..
          ..
          I switched on the television but found no such news anywhere......
          ..
          ..
          After an hour.... I went to my garden.. And came to know he actually meant ......"chidia ka baccha mar gaya"
          The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

          Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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          • #2885
            Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...













            Sent from my Spice Mi-530 using Tapatalk 4
            Splendor - 2k to 2006
            Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
            P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
            Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
            ZMR - 2010 to Forever
            RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
            Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
            RayZ - 2015 til now
            Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


            Delhi to Narkanda
            Delhi to Coimbatore
            Delhi to Nepal

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            • #2886
              Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

              Son 2 his dad..

              Boy: papa class me 1 ladka mujhe "gay" bol kar chidhata hai..

              Papa: tumne use maara kyu nehi?

              Son: I can't papa..He is so Cute..!!
              The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

              Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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              • #2887
                Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                Ammavasai Effect!!!!
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                • #2888
                  Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                  Originally posted by RiderMan View Post
                  Ammavasai Effect!!!!
                  The only difference being that, Amavasai was a "good" politician, but Modi ji is businessman
                  Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                  Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                  ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                  • #2889
                    Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                    Originally posted by aargee View Post
                    The only difference being that, Amavasai was a "good" politician, but Modi ji is businessman
                    A Good Politician is also a Good Businessman....going by the Scams...
                    When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                    • #2890
                      Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                      Originally posted by psr View Post
                      A Good Politician is also a Good Businessman....going by the Scams...
                      Just to add another comment... "Every businessman plays politics for his business and every Politician does business for his politics."
                      My DIY(s) - Sprocket bearing change | Paint job | Custom speedo dial

                      Getting angry at somebody is the same as getting angry with a bike that just won't go. You should stop and start thinking.
                      A good mechanic will let you watch even without charging you for it. |
                      It is funny to know that we've been imitated and copied so well                       and surprising when we notice our mistakes are copied as well.

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                      • #2891
                        Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                        Originally posted by petrolhead_chn View Post
                        Just to add another comment... "Every businessman plays politics for his business and every Politician does business for his politics."
                        Sad truth ,which ever way you look at it

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                        When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                        • #2892
                          Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                          ek aadmi road side chilla raha tha

                          "Sher ka Pinjra
                          20 Rupaye me"

                          "Sher ka Pinjra.
                          20 Rupaye me"

                          1Aurat ne pas ja kar dekha,
                          aur wapas aayi.

                          Dusri: Kya huwa?

                          Pehli: Haramkhor Kameena!

                          "GENTS UNDER WEAR"
                          bech raha hai..
                          The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                          Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                          • #2893
                            Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                            Just want to share a ground breaking record in xBhp..
                            - A thread that was started not more than 301 days old...
                            - A thread that was dedicated for relaxing (just like we ride the motorcycles for)
                            - A thread where there's no fire fighting or flame wars
                            - A thread where anything can be shared to lighten the heart
                            - Is also a thread that has crossed 10000 likes

                            Thanks @psr Sir to have started this thread, sharing your knowledge & for all the fun we have. I'm sure there're many more reasons to celebrate for you, but, let me conclude by saying...வரும் ஆனா வராது (for non Tamil speaking folks, sorry, there's a legendary comedy video clip below...

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                            VARUM ANA VARATHU VADIVELU COMEDY. - YouTube
                            Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                            Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                            ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                            • #2894
                              Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                              Originally posted by aargee View Post
                              Just want to share a ground breaking record in xBhp..
                              - A thread that was started not more than 301 days old...
                              - A thread that was dedicated for relaxing (just like we ride the motorcycles for)
                              - A thread where there's no fire fighting or flame wars
                              - A thread where anything can be shared to lighten the heart
                              - Is also a thread that has crossed 10000 likes

                              Thanks @psr Sir to have started this thread, sharing your knowledge & for all the fun we have. I'm sure there're many more reasons to celebrate for you, but, let me conclude by saying...வரும் ஆனா வராது (for non Tamil speaking folks, sorry, there's a legendary comedy video clip below...
                              WOW !!!! I am thrilled to see that the thread I started with reservations, but with conviction to make others Happy had reached an awesome mark of having received 10,000+ likes...

                              My humble thanks to the moderators ,for allowing this thread and Also patiently policing to keep it clean, and to all the Generous thread Contributors,and Members who had liked the posts...

                              I Feel Very Happy......

                              Last edited by psr; 09-19-2013, 04:32 PM.
                              When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                              • #2895
                                Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                                10022 Likes now

                                 psr Sir


                                you are a STAR now.....

                                OF THE BIKERS, BY THE BIKERS, FOR THE BIKERs

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