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      Seriously??? Kill this *****...
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      Never get chocolates from strangers Gosh...i missed to watch these kind of war xD
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      Its better to sweat than bleed!! "AGATT "

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        Lets organise a G2G for this noble cause :banghead::banghead:


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        The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

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          Originally posted by devils_friend View Post
          Lets organise a G2G for this noble cause :banghead::banghead:

          ^^ EPIC!!

          bhai, kaha mila ye WANTED photo, makes me turn into a bounty hunter

          PS - can anyone tell me where bada bazaar bidisha is??
          BENEATH THE REMAINS.........
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            Originally posted by chaosaddict View Post
            ^^ EPIC!!

            bhai, kaha mila ye WANTED photo, makes me turn into a bounty hunter

            PS - can anyone tell me where bada bazaar bidisha is??
            Duniya gol hai, aur ye bhaisahab anmol hai

            Cheerz!!
            The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

            Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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              Originally posted by chaosaddict View Post
              ^^ EPIC!!

              bhai, kaha mila ye WANTED photo, makes me turn into a bounty hunter

              PS - can anyone tell me where bada bazaar bidisha is??
              Its not Bidisha, its Vidisha.

              Vidisha is in Madhya Pradesh and Bada bazaar is a well known place amongst posers and similar lunatics.
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                youtube link:
                https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCB1...ZF550FWAzfYRlw

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                  Originally posted by chaosaddict View Post
                  ^^ EPIC!!

                  bhai, kaha mila ye WANTED photo, makes me turn into a bounty hunter

                  PS - can anyone tell me where bada bazaar bidisha is??
                  it is in madhya pradesh.
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                    This Joke belongs to pre-Osama death:

                    Bush got a coded message from Osama Bin Laden. It read: 370HSSV-0773H.
                    Bush was stumped and sent for the CIA.
                    The CIA was stumped too, so it went to the NSA.
                    The NSA couldn't solve it either, so they asked Bill Clinton.
                    He suggested turning it upside down.

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                      When couples go to bed..
                      In U.S.A- good night my love ;:*
                      In U.K - Sweet dreams Darling ({})

                      In India- Gate par taala laga diya aur darwaaje check kar liye kya?

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                      Fantanstic line written on a honeymoon cottage wall...

                      "Please keep the curtains closed..."

                      "Ur love may be blind
                      But...
                      Our staff is not..."
                      The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                      Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                        Sreesanth's comeback ?

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                        When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                          Originally posted by psr View Post
                          Sreesanth's comeback ?

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                          இனி நீ வயசுக்கு வந்தா என்ன வரலைன்னா என்ன?
                          Skill is what keeps you on a Motorcycle
                          Awareness + Skill is what keeps you out of harm's way
                          ATGATT + Awareness + Skill means you might Live To Ride another day

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                            A woman in a Jewellry store, Farts while bending over to look at a Beautiful Diamond ring...
                            She luks around, embarrased & sees the salesman standing behind her.

                            Totally professional, he says,
                            "Gud day Ma'am, How may I help U?"

                            Hoping that maybe he hadn't heard her ''accident'', she asks, "Sir, wats the Price of this lovely Ring?"

                            He answers
                            "Ma'am, if U Farted just Luking at it, Ur gonna Shit wen I tell U the Price!!!"
                            The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                            Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                              The state of present employment


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                              When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                                searched for cbr 600r on google and see what i got....

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                                Vrooming Soul..!!

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