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  • #4471
    Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

    Please pray for my neighbour's wife. We are on our way to the hospital now. She swallowed a Memory Card (8GB) and she is singing all the songs on it.

    We don't know what will happen when she gets to the videos folder.
    The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

    Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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    • #4472
      Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

      Originally posted by devils_friend View Post
      Please pray for my neighbour's wife. We are on our way to the hospital now. She swallowed a Memory Card (8GB) and she is singing all the songs on it.

      We don't know what will happen when she gets to the videos folder.
      Aha aha aha aha....
      Yeahhhhhhh...!!
      I wonder if visuals will also be demonstrated..:screwy::screwy:

      Sent from my LG-P765 using xBhp Connect mobile app

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      • #4473
        Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

        Originally posted by Anuj_Gupta View Post
        Aha aha aha aha....
        Yeahhhhhhh...!!
        I wonder if visuals will also be demonstrated..:screwy::screwy:

        Sent from my LG-P765 using xBhp Connect mobile app
        Self imagination bro

        Cheerz!!
        The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

        Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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        • #4474
          Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

          He just wanted to share

          Ride safe and have fun.
          Regards
          Nadeem

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          • #4475
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            Ek ziddi murge ko uske maalik ne pinjre main bandh kar diya.

            Murga itna ziddi tha ki peeche ke raaste se bahar aa gaya.

            Maalik ne usko fir se pinjre main bandh kar diya.

            Lekin murga toh ziddi tha. Woh phir se peeche ke raaste se bahar aa gaya.

            Uske malik ko gussa aaya. Woh murge ko kaat ke, paka ke, kha gaya.

            Lekin Murga to ziddi tha....
            The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

            Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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            • #4476
              Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

              What husbands should do

              Ride safe and have fun.
              Regards
              Nadeem

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              • #4477
                Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                A quote from FORBES magazine:

                "Always remember, money is not everything in life.. BUT, make sure you earn sufficient before you think of such nonsense..."



                Cheers
                Last edited by shv18; 07-20-2014, 10:39 AM. Reason: correction
                A quote by a toilet, " use me well, keep me clean, i would never tell anybody whatever i have seen.." :P

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                • #4478
                  Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                  Originally posted by shv18 View Post
                  A quote from FORBES magazine:

                  "Always remember, money is not everything in life.. BUT, make sure you u earn sufficient before you think of such nonsense..."



                  Cheers
                  That's a truth man...
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                  • #4479
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                    Originally posted by parth rohan View Post

                    I found this recently in a town while travelling on a road trip and i just could not-stop laughing when i read the "note"

                    mera naam kharaab kar rahe hain

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                    Originally posted by parth rohan View Post

                    I found this recently in a town while travelling on a road trip and i just could not-stop laughing when i read the "note"

                    mera naam kharaab kar rahe hain
                    "A good long ride can clear your mind, restore your faith, and use up a lot of fuel."

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                    • #4480
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                      • #4481
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                        • #4482
                          Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                          Alia got sms from bank : "Your credit card bill payment is outstanding"

                          She replied: "Thanks for the compliment!"
                          The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                          Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                          • #4483
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                            This isn't hilarious.. but the video is cool and awesome

                            I love the Bat-mobile and Batman video the way he rides is simply awesome

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                            • #4484
                              Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                              Guys, I have received multiple reports on members posting entirely in hindi/other native languages.

                              In case you "have" to post in a certain language, do provide an English translation as well. Any post that doesn't comply with the same will be deleted.
                              Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.
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                              • #4485
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                                That awkward moment when you're reading this post,
                                and you can't stop reading because you are so intrigued
                                by it, that you keep reading, and then you realize it says nothing important.

                                Do check out my Photography page on fb :)
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