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How many boys? Is she holding a swayamwar?

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back to old school... she means "polyandry"

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Oxymoron: An Oxymoron is defined as a phrase in which two words of opposite meanings are brought together....

Here are some funny oxymoron's :
1) Clearly Misunderstood.
2) Exact Estimate.
3) Small Crowd.
4) Act Naturally.
5) Found Missing.
6) Fully Empty.
7) Pretty Ugly.
8) Seriously Funny.
9) Only Choice.
10) Original Copies...
And the Mother of all

11) Happily Married 

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Now that's a reply

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The true ghost rider!

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A Man's RTI petition:

Dear Sir,

I have a question from the lawmakers of our country...

if the legal age for a man to get Married is 21 years and the legal age for him to start Drinking is 25 years... then how do you suggest he survives the first 4 years of marriage???

Any information will be appreciated.

Unbelievable facts - German scientists suggest that our universe may...

WT....

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Public service announcements around the world.

USA: "It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your children are?"
Italy: "It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your husband is?"
France: "It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your wife is?"
Poland: "It's ten o'clock. Do you know what time it is?"

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Two most funny pics still I found on net after CBSC result 2014,what a contrast.

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Murphy's Laws which you have not studied in schools:

💮 Law of equality :
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The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll cal u in 5 min!
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💮 Law of Queue:

If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
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💮 Law of Telephone:

When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone.😅
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💮 Law of Mechanical Repair:

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
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💮 Law of the Workshop:

Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.😐
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💮Bath Theorem:

When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
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💮 Law of Encounters:

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
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💮 Law of the Result:

When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
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💮 Law of Bio mechanics:

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
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💮 Theatre Rule:

People with the seats at the farthest from the entry arrive last. 😅
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💮 Law of Coffee:

As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will
last until the coffee is cold. 😩
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💮 Law of Proposal :

After u accept a proposal you will get a better one...

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Rofl XD XD ! Read this somewhere..

My dear wife...
The Fifa World Cup will kick off tonight!
Let me give u a few rules.
1. The remote control belongs to
me for the whole month.
2. Tell all ur friends not to give
birth or wed or die or whatever
during the World Cup coz we
won't go.
3. You support the teams that i
support.
4. No talking during the game,
wait for half-time or end of the
game.
5. Repeats & highlights are as
good as the main match, so am
gonna watch them..
6. We can watch STAR PLUS*
provided actors and actresses Are wearing soccer jerseys and they are in Brazil.
7. U dont just pass in front of the tv if am watching soccer, u better crawl on the floor.
8. Make sure you don't ask silly questions such as; is this Chelsea versus England?
9. No funny faces to my friends
when they come for soccer.
10. Smile every time EXCEPT when my team is losing
11.There shall be no comments about Cristiano Ronaldo's looks. Professionalism shall remain an absolute part of the WC.
12.If you miss the line up please dont ask, 'who is that guy?'
13. Ronaldo the Brazilian and Ronaldo the Portuguese are not related, Tanzania and Kenya did not qualify.
Thank you,*
Gentleman's ASSOCIATION.

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