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    Originally posted by prakashray412 View Post
    THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY THEY ARE,
    1. THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.
    2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION
    3. THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.
    How many boys? Is she holding a swayamwar?
    Got a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.
    Because everyone who passes, isn't a martyr!

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    Hero Moto Corp Bikes' Parts RE STD 350 Wiring Diagram (CI) Service Manual - Classic 350/500
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      Originally posted by Divya Sharan View Post
      How many boys? Is she holding a swayamwar?
      back to old school... she means "polyandry"
      "A good long ride can clear your mind, restore your faith, and use up a lot of fuel."

      RE Bullet 1977 - Current
      RX-100 1995 - Current
      CBZ Classic 2003 - Current
      Activa 2004 - Current
      CBR 250R 2012 - Current
      Ninja 650 2013 - Current.

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        Ride safe and have fun.
        Regards
        Nadeem

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          Oxymoron: An Oxymoron is defined as a phrase in which two words of opposite meanings are brought together....

          Here are some funny oxymoron's :
          1) Clearly Misunderstood.
          2) Exact Estimate.
          3) Small Crowd.
          4) Act Naturally.
          5) Found Missing.
          6) Fully Empty.
          7) Pretty Ugly.
          8) Seriously Funny.
          9) Only Choice.
          10) Original Copies...
          And the Mother of all

          11) Happily Married 

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          "Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever"

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            Now that's a reply


            Ride safe and have fun.
            Regards
            Nadeem

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              The true ghost rider!

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              A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.

              Weekend Rides Around Kolkata
              My Ride To Sunderbans -
              Hemnagar & Samsernagar
              Saagar Kinare - Bakkhali Calling

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                Ride safe and have fun.
                Regards
                Nadeem

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                  A Man's RTI petition:

                  Dear Sir,

                  I have a question from the lawmakers of our country...

                  if the legal age for a man to get Married is 21 years and the legal age for him to start Drinking is 25 years... then how do you suggest he survives the first 4 years of marriage???

                  Any information will be appreciated.
                  Last edited by devils_friend; 06-08-2014, 10:17 PM.
                  The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                  Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                  • Unbelievable facts - German scientists suggest that our universe may...

                    WT....
                    OF THE BIKERS, BY THE BIKERS, FOR THE BIKERs

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                    • "Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever"

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                      • Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                        Public service announcements around the world.

                        USA: "It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your children are?"
                        Italy: "It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your husband is?"
                        France: "It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your wife is?"
                        Poland: "It's ten o'clock. Do you know what time it is?"


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                        A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.

                        Weekend Rides Around Kolkata
                        My Ride To Sunderbans -
                        Hemnagar & Samsernagar
                        Saagar Kinare - Bakkhali Calling

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                          Two most funny pics still I found on net after CBSC result 2014,what a contrast.

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                              Murphy's Laws which you have not studied in schools:

                              💮 Law of equality :
                              /
                              The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll cal u in 5 min!
                              ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖
                              💮 Law of Queue:

                              If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
                              ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖
                              💮 Law of Telephone:

                              When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone.😅
                              ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖
                              💮 Law of Mechanical Repair:

                              After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
                              ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖
                              💮 Law of the Workshop:

                              Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.😐
                              ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖
                              💮Bath Theorem:

                              When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
                              ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖
                              💮 Law of Encounters:

                              The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
                              ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖
                              💮 Law of the Result:

                              When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
                              ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖
                              💮 Law of Bio mechanics:

                              The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
                              ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖
                              💮 Theatre Rule:

                              People with the seats at the farthest from the entry arrive last. 😅
                              ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖
                              💮 Law of Coffee:

                              As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will
                              last until the coffee is cold. 😩
                              ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖
                              💮 Law of Proposal :

                              After u accept a proposal you will get a better one...

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                                Rofl XD XD ! Read this somewhere..

                                My dear wife...
                                The Fifa World Cup will kick off tonight!
                                Let me give u a few rules.
                                1. The remote control belongs to
                                me for the whole month.
                                2. Tell all ur friends not to give
                                birth or wed or die or whatever
                                during the World Cup coz we
                                won't go.
                                3. You support the teams that i
                                support.
                                4. No talking during the game,
                                wait for half-time or end of the
                                game.
                                5. Repeats & highlights are as
                                good as the main match, so am
                                gonna watch them..
                                6. We can watch STAR PLUS*
                                provided actors and actresses Are wearing soccer jerseys and they are in Brazil.
                                7. U dont just pass in front of the tv if am watching soccer, u better crawl on the floor.
                                8. Make sure you don't ask silly questions such as; is this Chelsea versus England?
                                9. No funny faces to my friends
                                when they come for soccer.
                                10. Smile every time EXCEPT when my team is losing
                                11.There shall be no comments about Cristiano Ronaldo's looks. Professionalism shall remain an absolute part of the WC.
                                12.If you miss the line up please dont ask, 'who is that guy?'
                                13. Ronaldo the Brazilian and Ronaldo the Portuguese are not related, Tanzania and Kenya did not qualify.
                                Thank you,*
                                Gentleman's ASSOCIATION.

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