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  • #3646
    Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

    Originally posted by B7ACKTHORN View Post
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    Cheers!
    VJ
    Paris Hilton is a very talented lady and her talents can be seen in You Tube..The Hilton group of Hotels is built by her father and her share amounts to 100 million...I am sure by herself ,she had not earned a single penny, only disrepute...
    Tesla cannot be compared to Paris Hilton...he was a Pioneer in understanding Electricity, and patented the AC Induction Motor,which to-day powers from AC Ceiling fan to the Powerful Locomotive Axle Drive Motors .
    When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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    • #3647
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      First grader woes

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      Cheers!
      VJ
      Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
      The girl said, 'NO!'


      And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and watched sport on a big screen TV, went fishing and surfing, and played golf a lot, and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.


      THE END

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      • #3648
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        1. A man will pay 200Rs for a 100Rs item he wants. A woman will pay 100Rs for a 200Rs item that she doesn't want.

        2. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

        3. To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot & love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.

        4. Married men live longer than single men - but married men are a lot more willing to die.

        5. Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

        6. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change & she does.

        7. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

        8. There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage & after marriage.
        Ride safe and have fun.
        Regards
        Nadeem

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        • #3649
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          Originally posted by nadz11.ns View Post
          before marriage & after marriage.
          Purrrrfectto!!! 'need to show this to your highness.
          BENEATH THE REMAINS.........
          Instagram - chaosaddict666 (follow for atypical uploads on heavy metal, bikes, alcohol, chakna, life, fashion yada, yada)
          YouTube - chaosaddict666 (Disclaimer: crappiest uploads ever, viewer discretion is advised)          ​

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          • #3650
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            Originally posted by chaosaddict View Post
            Purrrrfectto!!! 'need to show this to your highness.
            Reheney do...pitogey

            Once I have donned my black helmet, I become anonymous. My face ceases to identify me. My black visor shields others from the rigours of my passing glance while shielding me from their attempts to peer into my soul. I am an anonymous rider shrouded in black. I am no longer a specific self. I am a passing Traveller.

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            • #3651
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              Anyone for soup-skey?

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              True that!!

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              Perfect chef?? :P

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              Duniya ka sabse bada sach hai ye

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              Ouch!!

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              The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

              Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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              • #3652
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                Shocking Introduction at a party.

                One man to another:
                Meet my wife Taniya.

                2nd one:
                Ya, I know her.

                1st one:
                How_?

                2nd one:
                We were caught many times sleeping together.

                1st one:
                What_??
                (Angrily) What the hell u r talking_??

                2nd one:
                During lectures in Science & History classes.
                We were classmates.

                Sent from my GT-N7000 using Tapatalk

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                • #3653
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                  Our Life is full of monkeys.....

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                  When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                  • #3654
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                    Implausible -


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                    BENEATH THE REMAINS.........
                    Instagram - chaosaddict666 (follow for atypical uploads on heavy metal, bikes, alcohol, chakna, life, fashion yada, yada)
                    YouTube - chaosaddict666 (Disclaimer: crappiest uploads ever, viewer discretion is advised)                    ​

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                    • #3655
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                      Sent from my Spice Mi-530 using Tapatalk 4
                      Splendor - 2k to 2006
                      Karizma - 2k3 to 2009
                      P180 - 2k6 to 2k9
                      Hunk - Oct 2k7 til now
                      ZMR - 2010 to Forever
                      RX135(2k) - 2013 to 2018
                      Ninja 250R (2010) - 2016 til now
                      RayZ - 2015 til now
                      Ninja 650 (2014) - 2017 til now


                      Delhi to Narkanda
                      Delhi to Coimbatore
                      Delhi to Nepal

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                      • #3656
                        Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                        that volvo truck ad in you tube is simply beyond words. 2nd pic.
                        I'm a responsible rider.It doesn't matter what you ride,but what matters is how you ride.

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                        • #3657
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                          Weird? Odd? Funny? Whatever it may seem, but it's true. This was a Vespa equipped with 3-inch cannons as OEM, dubbed 'Bazooka Vespa'. It was introduced in 1956 for use by paratroops.
                          Biking is not about how many Km/h you put on your Speedo. It's about how many miles you put on your Odo. Ride Safe, Ride Long!

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                          • #3658
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                            "A guy dials his home phone from work. A strange woman answers.
                            The guy says, "Who is this?"
                            "This is the maid.", answered the woman.
                            "We don't have a maid!"
                            "I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house."
                            "Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"
                            "Ummm .... she's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just figured was her husband."
                            The guy is fuming. He says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?"
                            "What do I have to do?"
                            "I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that witch and the jerk she is with." The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by two gunshots.
                            The maid comes back to the phone. "What should I do with the bodies?"
                            "Throw them in the swimming pool!"
                            "What?! There's no pool here?"
                            Long pause... "Uh .... is this 221-1811?""
                            Last edited by psr; 12-15-2013, 11:47 AM.
                            When Was The Last Time,You Did Something For The First Time.

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                            • #3659
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                              Sent from my GT-I9082 using xBhp Connect mobile app
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