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  • #5146
    Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

    Heard a song in a famous lottery shop in the market today morning. Guess the song!


    It was "Agar tum mil jao, jamana chhor denge hum!"
    A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.

    Weekend Rides Around Kolkata
    My Ride To Sunderbans -     Hemnagar & Samsernagar
    Saagar Kinare - Bakkhali Calling

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    • #5147
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      The only one interested in real world!


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      Thanda Thanda Cool Cool!
      A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.

      Weekend Rides Around Kolkata
      My Ride To Sunderbans -       Hemnagar & Samsernagar
      Saagar Kinare - Bakkhali Calling

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      • #5148
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        One guy forgot where he parked his Hero Splendor in the super huge parking lot of a mall. He searches the parking but is unable to find his bike. Exhausted, he looks at the parking attendant. And the parking attendant says:
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        ....
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        ....
        Tera dhyan kidhar hai?
        Tera hero idhar hai!!!
        Riding a bike is like flying.... All your senses are alive...

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        • #5149
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          She: Mere mobile screen pe crack aa gya. He: Ohh shit..jyada toh nai aaya na..? She -Wait..I'm sending screenshot.

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          • #5150
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            Teacher asks a student, to tell the names of 2 greatest kings who has bought happiness and peace to people
            Student told - Drin-king and Smo-King
            Teacher faints after she hears this reply from student.

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            Teacher - Who was Akbar
            Student - Akbar is a gay
            Teacher - Mind your language boy
            Student - Yes Ma'm, He is a gay. Usually it has been Romeo-Juliet, laila - Majnu, Adam-Eve, for Akbar , it is Birbal.


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            Teacher - Do you know why there is a small green dot on the Tiger biscut packet
            Student - The tiger is online
            Teacher faints...
            R15S - Current
            Honda Dio - Current
            TNT 600i - Sold
            Classic 500 - Sold
            Pulsar 220 dtsi - Sold
            Yamaha YBX125 - Sold

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            • #5151
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              Ek selfie to banti hain!

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              A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.

              Weekend Rides Around Kolkata
              My Ride To Sunderbans -               Hemnagar & Samsernagar
              Saagar Kinare - Bakkhali Calling

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              • #5152
                Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                I am back!

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                • #5153
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                  A quote, not Hilarious though, But thought of sharing...

                  A doctor came to a mechanic shop to get his bike repaired. The mechanic though opened the heart of bike (engine), cleaned the valves, changed the parts , lubricated and put everything back to place and the bike came back with a new roar.

                  Mechanic asked the doctor : Though our profession is the same, I repair the bikes heart and you repair the human heart, then why I get paid less and you get paid heavily
                  Doctor replied with a wickedness : Trying working when the engine is running.

                  Mechanic replied with a polite smile : I can bring any dead-engine back to life, Can you ?
                  Last edited by TheArcher84; 07-09-2015, 10:41 PM.
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                  Honda Dio - Current
                  TNT 600i - Sold
                  Classic 500 - Sold
                  Pulsar 220 dtsi - Sold
                  Yamaha YBX125 - Sold

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                  • #5154
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                    Ever Since males have been permitted to marry each other in many countries, the tailors are asking them a new question, "Sir, would you like to have the zip of your pant stitched in front or behind or both sides??"
                    The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                    Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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                    • #5155
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                      When I was a kid, I was taught like this,

                      Pussy is Cat
                      Sex is Gender
                      ***** is Female dog
                      Dick was name of a character in a cartoon
                      Bang was a sound
                      Nuts were some fruits
                      Balls are something to play with
                      Srew was to tighten something with the other.

                      When I met you all, whole education got messed up...
                      R15S - Current
                      Honda Dio - Current
                      TNT 600i - Sold
                      Classic 500 - Sold
                      Pulsar 220 dtsi - Sold
                      Yamaha YBX125 - Sold

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                      • #5156
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                        Husband : After 30 years of marriage, I am finding difference in your food
                        Wife : Oh really, thats so nice of you. What difference you find honey
                        Husband : It was black hair before, now it is all white.
                        R15S - Current
                        Honda Dio - Current
                        TNT 600i - Sold
                        Classic 500 - Sold
                        Pulsar 220 dtsi - Sold
                        Yamaha YBX125 - Sold

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                        • #5157
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                          Driving skills
                          Attached Files
                          Typical old racer - you wobble when you walk, not when you ride

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                          • #5158
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                            Wow dude. Someone is on a welcoming spree.

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                            • #5159
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                              I dont know whats up with Jadeja

                              Jadeja in Kochi...Kochi banned
                              Jadeja in RR...RR banned
                              Jadeja in CSk..CSK banned

                              Jadeja has curly hairs...Saala..Maagi bhi banned
                              R15S - Current
                              Honda Dio - Current
                              TNT 600i - Sold
                              Classic 500 - Sold
                              Pulsar 220 dtsi - Sold
                              Yamaha YBX125 - Sold

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                              • #5160
                                Re: Hilarious Quotes/Pictures/Answers ...

                                Every husband is a farmer by default.

                                His survival solely depends on 'agree'culture.
                                The real beauty lies in throttle's twist!!

                                Headlight can be replaced, Head cannot be. Wear a helmet.

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