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He has mentioned everything on this bike even his email address

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Wife to Husband:
Darling, Why in all Gods photos Shiva , Vishnu and Rama have some thing in their hand. Shiva has Thrishul, Vishnu has chakra and Rama with his bow... And Krishna alone has a Flute....why is it like that...

Husband replies:
Honey, All the 3 love their wife, hence they have to fend off some serious fights from them, hence the weapons...
If you see Krishna, he is with his girl-friend Radha...So currently not needing one...

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***Superb Story***

Rakesh was worried that his wife was having an hearing problem and he thought she might need a hearing aid.

Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem.

The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.


"Here's what you do,"
said the Doctor,
"stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you.
If not, go to 30 feet,
then 20 feet,
and so on until you get a response.."


That evening,
his wife was in the kitchen cooking dinner,
and Rakesh thought of testing the same.
He says to himself,
"I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens.?"

Then in a normal tone he asks,
"Honey, what's for dinner?"


No response....


So he moves closer to the kitchen,
about 30 feet from his wife and repeats,
"Honey, what's for dinner?"


Still No response...


Next he moves to the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his Wife and asks,
"Honey, what's for dinner?"

Again he gets No response...


So, he walks up to the kitchen door,
about 10 feet away.
"Honey, what's for dinner?"

Again there is No response....

So he walks right up behind her,
"Honey, what's for dinner?"


(You'll Love this)

















"For God's sake Rakesh,
its the FIFTH time I am telling you,
its 'AALOO PARATHA'.!"
😳

Dont laugh alone. Pass it on 😂😂😂

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Hate your RVMs? Thinking of removing them off? Hold on!!! Even if you don't care twopence about safety, here's a great initiative for retaining your RVMs !!

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^^^ The rider was not the one drinking i hope!!!

But this is a better thing to do to your motorcycle. That is only after you have drained the petrol from the tank

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If u can convince a female in less than 5 minutes then she is ur mom.

If u can convince a female in 15 minutes then she is ur sister.

If u can convince a female in 30 minutes then she is ur daughter.

If u can convince a female in 1 hour then she is ur girl friend.

If u can convince a female in 3 hour then she is ur lover.

And ultimately

If u can't or don't even get a chance to convince a female then she is ur ???????

Yes Yes.... You are correct..!!!

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A survey found that 62% people want to party 7 times a week.

Figure drastically dropped to 17% when words 'with wife' were added & it dropped to 0.17% when words 'own wife' were added.

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One day professor was talking to the students about marriage during his class,

He asks one of his student to describe how his wife should be

Professor - How do you want you wife to look like
Student answers - Like a moon
Professor - Ah, Thats a beautiful description, So , you want her to be fair like the moon
Student - No sir
Professor - Then Calm and Cool
Student - No sir
Professor - Then how else.
Student - I want her to be exactly like the moon. COme during the night and go away in the morning

Professor faints...

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A newly joined trainee asks his boss "what is the meaning of appraisal?"

Boss: "Do you know the meaning of resignation?"

Trainee: "Yes I do."

Boss: "So let me make you understand what a appraisal is by comparing it with resignation"

Comparison study: Appraisal and Resignation

*In appraisal meeting they will speak only about your weakness, errors and failures.
* In resignation meeting they will speak only about your strengths, past achievements and success.

*In appraisal you may need to cry and beg for even 10% hike.
*In resignation you can easily demand (or get even without asking) more than 50-60% hike.

*During appraisal, they will deny promotion saying you didn`t meet the expectation, you don`t have leadership qualities, and you had several drawbacks in our objective/goal.
*During resignation, they will say you are the core member of team; you are the vision of the company how can you go, you have to take the project in shoulder and lead your juniors to success.

*There is 90% chance for not getting any significant incentives after appraisal.
*There is 90% chance of getting immediate hike after you put the resignation.


Trainee: "Yes boss enough, now I understood my future. For an appraisal I will have to resign ... !!!"

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This is actually true

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That's a reality!

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Finally we found the IIN topper !



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Maggi : I am banned

Gutkha : Lol

Cigarette : he he he

Daaru : HaHaHaHaHaHa

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